I just wish I could see her reaction when she realised the goose was in the car with her
Forbidden Glenfiddich commercial
Hahahahaha this has to be how it went down
^ this is what I was here for.
Doing your part for the greater good.
THE GREATER GOOD
THE GREATER GOOSE
I feel like there is some loose (goose) evolutionary reasoning in this.
it may have a nest nearby
This had me laughing, wheezing and crying all at the same time 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I knew it was this. I wanted it to be this.
I'm happy enough with the guy literally falling out the door right after the bird gets in.
And then chucks it out the backdoor.
"I'm not trapped in here with you..."
"The honk is coming from inside the car."
Like the dilophosaurus scene from jurassic park just with a honking goose
She threw that mf on the ground!!
And when it gets thrown out and just walks away all dignified 🤣
dusting itself off "well, my job here is done"
No, it's just waiting for her to come out of the car to get her purse. 😂
“Oh damn that goose is a dick”
“Oh damn and now she almost got hit by a car”
“HAAHAHAHAHA that goose got in the car!”
Exactly how it went in my head
Me too. The driver jumping out and falling on his arse. You just know the girl grabbed it by its neck and flung it out of the car. She was done.
I think she just put her feet together and poom! Goose exit, double pump style.
Shoes with heels, double pumps, get it?!?
I lost it when she dropped her purse and left it like she was being robbed by the goose.
And then I lost it when it got in the car and she had to push it out.
Im still losing it! I’m like a kid: “please do it again!”
Me too 🤣
A split second of relief and then: oh noooo!
The honking is coming from inside the car!!
Omg excellent 🤣
Yes! 🤣 I was crying I was laughing so hard, the goose getting yeeted out. 🤣🤣🤣
Once the goose was in the car it felt instantly relatable lol, that's definitely what would happen if I tried fighting off a goose. I'd just end up in a car with it, she's lucky she got it out so quick.
Can’t hide from me bitch - goose
rancid goose attacks women attempts car jacking pure comedy gold lol
Why is it rancid?
check his username
rancid is also uncommon slang for general badness I believe
You mean "rabid"?
SAME. I’m dying. 🤣
mf if you bouncin, I'm bouncin
you came at me we doin this shit together now
I called shotgun bitch...
Me too but then i saw the guy on the otherside falling out of the car
Quack around, find out mfer
That goose is a boss. Even when it got tossed out of the car.
If only that car had an ejection seat, nothing kills a Goose faster
I love that she abandoned her purse Hahaha
Same 🤣🤣
Bet there's some goose shit in that car now lol
That was the best part xD
Me too, I literally spit out my wine.
Lol!! I love how she seemingly kicks the goose OUT of the car
Mess with the honk...
Not even Cujo was that scary
I was just waiting for them to get out and for the goose to drive away.
Ah Shit, Here We Go Again!
The way it came skidding out a second later finished me off.
Reminds me of the scene in Jurassic Park when the dinosaur gets in Dennis’s Jeep after he crashes the Jeep on the way to the docks
and she yeets it out 😂
This video is so fucking good from the guy almost running her over trying to get the goose lmao to the guy opening his door like “cmon get in! This way! Oh no you’re right go around!” Then she abandons a bag when she’s about to get in lol and the icing on the cake the goose follows her in and the driver falls trying to get out! The goose is just like “my watch continues!” This video will be a classic. All it’s missing is some Benny hill music which would probably go perfect with it lmao
I was just going to say all that’s missing is “Yakkity Sax” music.
And they are still being held hostage by it because she won’t be leaving without the purse. The goose is still walking around waiting for round 2 for whenever they get out to get her stuff.
Your wish is my command
I was waiting for the dude to gun the car in reverse and take that goose OUT!
Lmao, I thought that car was going to hit her. Like the driver and the cobra chicken were working in tandem
That's when the video got me.
Woman gets attacked by a goose; ehh, it's funny but it happens.
Person in a car tries to hit the goose attacking the woman [I think] and almost hits her; break out in laughter sitting alone at the bar.
Woman tries to hop in the car for protection and the goose makes it in, too; I can't fucking breathe sitting here alone at the bar.
This clip is beautiful in how it unexpectedly escalates.
Are you alone at a bar?
Plot twist, his daughter is sitting next to him at the bar trying to introduce him to her boyfriend but he's too busy watching goose videos to even notice she's there
Gooseaholic. Very sad.
Dude he said it twice. Don't you listen.
Wait, he shouldn't listen or none of us should listen?
The goose makes it in and either hurts or scares the driver bad enough that he falls out the door. I love it
Come home, dad.
I know! If she didn’t see him coming he could’ve clipped her.
cobra chicken
snort.
Not only is this an accurate phrase but the story behind where it came from is well worth a read :D
cobra chicken
Better Nate than lever.
Geese are assholes. And they have creepy ass teeth and they hiss at you for no reason
I never knew they had teeth. Thanks a lot, now I have another reason to hate them.
I didnt know till i saw one hiss at me, even the tongue is like serrated
I wad walking to a lecture one day and a Canadian Goose ran from a out 100m away and started biting me. I just had to carry on running to my lecture as it was the closest thing to me. Walked in with 3 or 4 significant cuts to my leg. Couldn't go to the campus doctor as the goose was still outside. Geese are assholes.
wait up… they have TEETH?!
Boy, howdy, do they.
And they hurt
Goose bites don’t hurt unless they become too frenzied with repeated nips. Their teeth do not cut as they are not true teeth, but they cause some damage if they bite. Geese bite should not be underestimated as the tomia aren’t soft or pulpy but instead its bone-hard.
“They are not true teeth” lol
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He got goosed.
They don’t have enamel like true teeth so technically the truth
Insane ones
They're not teeth, they're called lamellae. Waterfowl have them for grabbing/eating on underwater plants.
They're not teeth, they're called lamellae or pecten. Waterfowl have them for grabbing/eating on underwater plants.
I doubt most people know that, me included, so i just called them teeth because they looked like teeth. The more you know i guess.
And harvesting the souls of the innocent.
The primary purpose for sure. Also attacking "trespassers" in their vehicles.
The goose got the goods.
It’s not leaving the purse.
Edit: I truly want to see what happens next.
You grab a goose by the neck right below it’s head. It’s instantly incapacitated.
I read that too fast that it’s instantly decapitated
swing it around like nunchucks and it eventually will be
if you head over to r/natureismetal you can see an ostrich pull off its own head when it gets stuck between a pipe and a wall... I imagine this would eventually have the same effect
Can confirm. 50 some odd years ago at the Catskill Game Farm, a goose was chasing a 4 year old me trying to steal the cone of kibble they sold to feed the animals. My Dad grabbed it by the neck and cuffed it up a few times and it was helpless.
Their bodies are also perfect football sized
Imagine throwing a tight good spiral
I believe there's a video of a guy in like a pink suit or something doing this its great.
Edit: found it https://youtube.com/shorts/Br0bDZmNsW8?feature=share
I always think this when I see these videos first thing I'd do is drop my shit and grab it by the neck, it aint gonna do nothing when I've got its windpipe in my hands.
Probably easier said than done though
I've been around ducks, geese, swans and cranes for most of my life and it's pretty damn easy.
Mascot of the anti work sub Reddit
The woman's a scab. Geese of the world, unite!
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When you want to go to work, but the nope is out there waiting.
Fuck the bird Lol dude came flying in and almost ran that girl over. 😳 id be more scared of his dramatic ass than that bird 😂
“This is my chance this is my chance.. m’lady I’m coming to save you”
He even ended up falling on his butt… man
Seriously. Like dude, it was a goose, not a bear.
Both of them were very over the top here lol.
Can I get him to come to my office?
"Sorry boss, I can't come in today. The goose wouldn't let me in the door."
imagine showing this cctv footage to your boss after an email like that, you genuinely cant make this shit up
Top of the food chain…
Untitled Goose Game:
Make the woman drop her bag - 10 pts
Get into the car (optional bonus achievement) - 150 pts
Love that game!
Same thing happened at my work. The patients were getting attacked at the door. We had to get Go Goose Go to come in and scare them away.
Lol what
Probably a company that brings dogs around periodically to chase away the geese
I have a dog and I hate geese. Hmmm new business plan
Don't laugh, but some years ago here, a lady with two Border Collies were hired by a golf course to keep the stupid geese away. Regular gig, paid well.
Sounds like something Inspector Gadget would have
Go Go Gadget Go Goose Go!
I have had this happen to me.
For sure there is a nest somewhere there. This occurred outside the door to my work once due to there being a nest and those birds are a lot angrier and scarier to try to cross if they dig in to protect an area. Plus even if you felt so brave, it is illegal to harm them in Canada.
In our case someone got around them and the bird went after their parked car actually damaging the front and side panels. I still don't know how.
You can see the other goose sitting on the nest in the garden to the right. Just watching the drama unfold. Never mess with geese around nesting time.
Plot twist... that's a wing man. His job is to get attractive ladies into his owners car so that his owner can meet them.
Geese are the worst. We have a pond out near my work where they love to congregate. And they will block roads all morning long preventing us from getting in. And then they’ll patrol the parking lot raising hell.
They’re a nuisance.
Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa. Then they'd be's extinct.
Lol after watching this a few times I seen dude fall on his ass 😂😂
Everyone is complaining about the goose here, but the most majestic of animals would not have attacked this human without reason. Geese are a very peaceful species — they’ve won the Noble Piece Prize probably thousands of times at this point. Yet they are also the bravest and most courageous birds in existence, and will do everything they can to defend truth, Justice, and the Canadian way. So while I’m not sure if she owed that goose money or is secretly a sleeper agent discovered by the geese’s advanced counter-spy operations, I’m quite sure she deserved it.
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
Ope. Let me just try to squeeze right past ya here.
They were married two months later.
Why would she marry a goose?
"LIZ I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A PERSONAL DAY"
could be a goose looking out for her wellbeing
Canadian Honker female with a nest very nearby Quite obvious
You have a bag, woman! Swing at the bloody thing!
When the goose got in with her I almost wet my pants
Not ALL Canadians are nice…
Canadian geese are viscious thugs
Guardians of the fucking galaxy
Canadians. They cultivate this goody goody image, but are secretly belligerent! 😜
Am Canadian, can confirm.
COBRA CHICKEN!!!
That's how they steal stuff from ladies purses
I wish this video had sound 😭😂
Driver: "Come with me if you want to live"
When it flew in the car. Comedy gold!
I literally screamed “AHH IT GOT IN THE CAR!”
That car came in a little too hot
"EVERY GODDAMN DAY MARSHA; YOU walk past here and dont give me ANYTHING!!!!!!
NOT TODAY!"
“Oh my gosh lady just get in the c…. HO HO HOLLLY SHIT HAHHA”
Canadian geese are big intimidating motherfuckers that jump up at you and flap their wings fast while hissing. I get that you should grab the neck but all the keyboard warriors in here confused why someone might panic need a reality check
Man if you have never been attacked by a Canadian Goose you’re lucky. They’re fucking insane man. My city has this one park and you literally CANNOT eat there or you will get swarmed. Sometimes even walking through the park they’ll target you for no reason. My dogs been chased. I got tackled by one when I was like 4.
I fucking lost it when it went inside the car as soon as the woman closed it
I imagine the other employees looking out the window, laughing their ass off. They were probably spectating the goose, and placing bets which college will try to pass it, next.
"hey im not coming in today, security's too tough on me"
"Fuck your damn AFLAK products and leave me alone!"
Picket line goose
at the end...
HE'S JUST STANDING THERE... MENACINGLY
And that kids is HIMYM
I bet that is a father goose watching his nest.
I just love the care trying to intercede 😅🥴
The car is my hero 🦸♀️
IT GETS IN THE FUCKING CAR WITH HER IM DYING
Goose gone wild
Grill the goose
That car knew the goose was mean. They pulled up real quick when things started going south
Plot twist the duck is trained and this was an abduction...
Nice of that guy to shelter her in his car from the goose, even though he almost ran her over lmao
Hope she got her stuff back
ha ha jumps right in the car with her like a gangsta goose
Thank you, just thank you. The video and to all who commented, you truly started my year off right.
Goose: work life balance!!!
They should have took it. A goose is like $265 in NYC supermarkets. And it’s only available at the fancy pants ones.
crosspost it to gifskeepongiving - i lost it when it got in the car
Never go near nesting geese. They will try to kill you. The female goose never leaves the nest. Just watches. You can see the head move in the garden by the trees.
is it illegal to punch a goose if you felt afraid for your life?
Bru, geese have to be the biggest dicks out of all the animals closest to humans…
Geese have offices now?
Canadian Air Force going rogue
So many Redditors on this thread, laying on the couch drinking Pepsi and eating potato chips, bragging to their cell phones about how they would have kicked that goose’s ass.
Everything changed when the Goose Nation attacked.
Geese are fierce, but if you’re ever attacked by one, grab it’s neck and shake violently. It’s more the claws on its feet you have to be worried about, and not so much the bill.
I love animals and I love birds but geese are dicks almost across the board
In my experience, geese are like those kids who try to act tough but deflate once you show them whose boss.
I used to be scared of geese until I bitch slapped their leader back into the pond.
Suddenly, the others didn't mess with me anymore.
I lost it when it got in the car 😂😂