I'm a fan of both parks.

My pick would be Animal Kingdom, but it sounds like you might like Magic Kingdom (Tron) or EPCOT (Cosmic Rewind) more. Here's my take on each... 

Magic Kingdom - This is where you get the castle and the most Disney of the Disney experiences. It's also the most crowded, for that reason. Huge park with lots of rides. Space Mountain, Thunder Mountain Railroad, Seven Dwarves Mine Train, and Tron are going to be your roller coasters. I recommend checking out Pirates of the Caribbean, Buzz Lightyear, Jungle Cruise, People Mover, and Haunted Mansion, even though they're not thrill rides. Grab a Dole Whip at Aloha Isle.

EPCOT - This is the park that caters more to adults. Check out the food and drinks and live performers in the World Showcase. Yes they're slow, but Spaceship Earth and Living With the Land are quite nice. Cosmic Rewind is of course already an interest. 

Hollywood Studios - Star Wars. Definitely do the Star Wars rides, if you're a fan. If you really want to spend some money, build a light saber or a droid. Try the blue and green milk, but also maybe try a ronto wrap. Or head on over to the ABC Commissary and grab a Buffalo chicken grilled cheese. Slinky Dog is going to be worth your time, and Toy Story Mania is pretty fun, too. Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway seems to be divisive. Some love it. Some hate it. Try it once. 

Animal Kingdom - The most laid back of the four parks. It's a zoo with benefits. Honestly, I love exploring the animal trails, seeing the love shows, and doing the Kilamanjaro Safari. Expedition Everest and Flight of Passage are the two big thrill rides, and they're pretty good. Satuli Canteen for lunch. 

They're LOUD out here in Springville. 

Food and drinks, easily. The regular offerings are pretty good, and if you're not much of a drinker, the cost of a few drinks isn't going to set you back nearly as much as the beverage package.

Technically for my husband: tickets to Walt Disney World.

I had gone as a kid. My husband never did. So I got us all annual passes. 

This is also known as the origin of the Moral Majority movement. 

I wasn't petting and holding them while on vacation. I was in the US at a zoo. 

I've petted and held monkeys and sloths, but they were definitely vaccinated and well cared for by vets. 

Matt Rife thankfully isn't one of ours. 

I will take Dolly Parton and give them Ron DeSantis. 

The only thing that irks me about headlines like this is the assertion that it's an issue "in the South" and (implied) only in the South.

In reality, this is an issue all over the US, and to a greater extent, well outside the South. New York and California in particular are among the most infamously segregated schools in the country, with New York being right at the top.

Alabama absolutely has issues, along with the rest of the South. But headlines like these aren't helping the overall problem as much as contributing to the problem. Focusing only on the South as the problem is how many Northern states got to the point where they had the most segregated schools in the first place. You can't fix a problem you refuse to acknowledge. 

Well, it's not necessarily just kinks, either. This whole thing came out because the husband allegedly raped a woman. 

Bridget was also appointed by Ron DeSantis to the new board overseeing the Disney district. 

Good to see them cracking down on this nonsense. Great job, BPD! 

And thus, "bleach blonde bad-built butch body" was entered into the Congressional record.

Crockett is my new favorite. 

She should ask more hypotheticals in the future. That one was pure gold. 

I once flew a pirate flag outside my home in response to my neighbors having a ridiculous number of flagpoles. One was the Gadsden flag. Another was the Confederate flag. Both were flying higher than the American flag. There was also a Coast Guard flag and a few others. Every week, it seemed like a new flag was going up, and it was tacky as hell.

So up went the Jolly Roger. 

The neighbor sounds fun. 

This seems like a job for the Satanic Temple, where they can declare the books on the ban list as religious texts. 

What's interesting is that the vast majority of the books on these ban lists aren't even found in these libraries in the first place. The ones that are aren't even located in the children's section. 

Loophole: create a religion that centers around banned books.

I'm sure the Satanic Temple could have fun with it. 

The nuns who co-founded the school in question have spoken out against his speech. I'd say them being upset over it is entirely valid.

That is definitely a problem in the Catholic Church, but it's not a problem with the pope.

Evangelical Protestants have been having similar issues for years. 

It's not a Catholic school teaching, and the people using that talking point need to stop.

Literally, the nuns who co-founded the school in question have spoken out against what he said in that speech. 

This isn't a standard Catholic viewpoint. Even the nuns who co-founded the school in question have spoken out about it, and I would say that their opinion in this matter is very valid. 

Ted Cruz threw his kids under the bus.