Justice Alito Claims His Wife Hung Coup Flag Because Neighbor Called Her a C***

I once flew a pirate flag outside my home in response to my neighbors having a ridiculous number of flagpoles. One was the Gadsden flag. Another was the Confederate flag. Both were flying higher than the American flag. There was also a Coast Guard flag and a few others. Every week, it seemed like a new flag was going up, and it was tacky as hell.

So up went the Jolly Roger.