Her fucking laugh gets me going every time.

“He has a wife, you know” 0% chance of me getting past that without laughing.

Apollonian Lapiedra was amazing but I don’t know if she ever did Blacked or worked with Jason Luv. She looks incredible on a black dick.

I can always watch any episode of Firefly. This is the easy answer.

I would literally pass out if she looked at me like that.

First book I read when I moved to Seattle in 1990 was Still Life With Woodpecker. Wandered into the old Pioneer Square Elliott Bay bookstore and immediately knew I was in the right place.

You’ll make a mint as long as you promise to give all the money you make to Trump. That’s where it was going anyway. You don’t actually have to do it, they’re used to being lied to. You could always just send the money to me. I promise I’ll spend the money on sushi and weed.

What’s the magic word? Now! You got it bb.

As a Raiders fan I will hate the Steelers until my dying day, but the Steel Curtain was a legendary defense. Fuckers.

I think I smoked a lot of pot in the 70s, but I don’t remember.

Best line in the entire series. First read it sitting at the counter in a diner and I laughed so hard the waitress asked if I was ok.

Title could have stopped at “Alito’s pathetic” and that would have told you everything you need to know.

She’s got yuge tracts of land!

Can’t imagine how cold that water was. I experienced some shrinkage just watching this.

If you do visit I hope you have an amazing time. Seattle in the spring and summer is a truly gorgeous city.

Oh absolutely. Spot called Sushi Kashiba. We got the omakase (chef’s choice) and it was unreal. Sitting at the bar, each course was a work of art. Not cheap (sushi never is) but so worth it. Different drinks with each course. Quite the experience. Highly recommended if you live in or visit Seattle.

Had some amazing sushi at this place near the Pike Place Market in Seattle. Walking distance from the fish throwing guys, so you know it was fresh. So freaking good.

Pretty sure his smoke isn’t lit anymore. Should have been a hold my smoke moment.

Don’t know if she’s a YouTuber, but I’d love to see Lily Kawaii go black.