I'd accept it but then immediately call The Police.

I wonder if any of the original actors of this play tried doing it with bad Italian accents.

"Put uppa you swords."

Except maybe in F.E.A.R. But that's because of the mounting tension and then allowing you to forget about Alma for a while until OH FUCK!

It's very telling that their hero is a virgin who killed poeple, rather than someone who has sex. Incels don't want to get better; they want other people to get worse.

No, he's saying that he's a kid and you're not.

Stay safe hun. Shared Rockall.

funny how it seems

If you read all the plaques you get a free fish.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

I'm thinking of doing it with

"I also wore sunscreen, smeared it all across the soles of my feet and nowhere else."

And the people in the future will only want to watch a movie showing someone's bare arse for a couple of hours.

A boy is worth II men.

Giant spiders in Forbidden Forest eat us.