I'll knock on the customers door or call them to see whether they want me to return it or want to deal with it themselves.

She's gonna have to get that handputated

I require the story behind the proposition of a 14 mile long antenna to the [presumably?] U.S. navy.

Also, probably the story behind whoever proposed it.

No ere en scootlend

Jacked, jacking, and filming!

Sheesh. Nobody thinks about the person behind the camera.

There are three types of people....

I cringed at the word degloved. And because of that use of the term, also cringed when I saw the cable.

Thank you for making it a little more palateable.

My momma called it a pits, tits, and ass. When I was younger I abbreviated it as a PTA meeting

I'm still waiting to pick her up, but I'm gonna use her when I do

I'm pretty sure that's his ass

Edit: I may be wrong

At least this heart cuts straight to the point

You could donate that to yards with cancer!

I was just got a new filter for my fridge and encountered a similar issue. I'm pooping right now but I'll go look at it when I'm done

Seconded. I've been getting a bit fed up with Galactus decks today but would be honored to flub a match against your Galactus/Knull because I played goose inpulsively instead of thinking for half a second.

Edit: With OP's Galactus/Knull. I forgot what I was responding to

Limbo fucks me. Elysian fucks me. Anything that makes the game move faster or last longer fucks me.

More often than not I lost games with Mr. Negative decks to myself

Edit: I just realized we're talking about 2 different things

Anybody else kinda peeved by the fact that the handle was facing down?

Nobody's glorifying it, just saying that it happens for fairly understandable reasons.

In fact they were even saying that they're 23 years strong in their marriage.

Edit: Typo

More like rolled a nut none, am I right?

Dad? Is that you?

I watch this and horse cyst draining videos with the same face

I've been seeing this video for so long and it's still my favorite idiot with a lighter.

They're just happy she's being quiet for a little bit

Edit:, It might be unclear, but I am kidding for the most part

I mean.... With a fart big and steady enough, H2O would work