Early episodes of 2 bears and Your mom’s house. Theo von’s This past weekend (though I pick and choose which guests to watch)

And this one is going to be very polarizing but I really like some of the King and the Sting episodes when Theo was on it and they had Stevie and Erik Griffin on. They all talk shit and bounce off each other in a similar fashion to bad friends. Obviously Brendan sucks but it’s fun to see him be the butt of every joke

We do takeout and I never expect a tip for those orders. But no, tips are not included in prices at all if I’m understanding the second part of your question correctly. I feel like tips should be reserved for (good) full-service, sit down meals only. It’s an art to give people a good experience. I would never do this job if it weren’t for tips and I resent all the businesses that are taking advantage of tipping culture.

I’m a server in a full-service restaurant that makes my living off of tips and this pisses me off. How embarrassing

Whites don’t look like this naturally

Embarrassing really. I can imagine some of own family members saying “I’m not foreigner! I’m an American!” In any country…

Every time I save a baby opossum they are covered in fleas. All I have to do is pick them up and they all jump onto me at once because I’m so much warmer I assume. After a day I can’t find any fleas on them lol

How do you drop a whole steak? If it’s already set down on the table I don’t understand how it could happen. Did he try to cut it and it was so tough it flew off the table? Did he pick it up and try to toss it like a frisbee?

Being “unnatural” has got to be the worst argument I have ever heard for veganism lol

Guess you’ve never seen a horse eat a chick before, or a deer eat a carcass. And you make it sound as if they choose to be vegan when it’s just another path of evolution in the circle of life. The herbivores, not “vegans”, are the bottom of the food chain for the carnivores. I really don’t understand your point. No species has ever changed from carnivore or omnivore, to herbivore without millions of years of evolution.

It’s free for everyone is Ca so I can’t complain. Ours comes with fresh fruit and vegetables as well

Good, let them get shingles lol. See how they feel about it then

Theo Von is a perfect example. I don’t know why people are downvoting you. He plays a simple guy but he’s extremely intelligent and is always pretending not to know things or how to pronounce words.

I’ve been searching for a box of kittens since I was 5 years old. 30 years later and nothing. Not even one. It’s I like they can smell my desperation or something. I always have to apply and pay.

If that was his attempt to sound less creepy it failed miserably. I assumed he was hot for his sister

There are conservatives everywhere around here. This isn’t San Francisco. I see Trump and other conservative stickers, flags, hats and shirts daily. And I don’t give a shit, half of my family does, but it’s not punk rock in the slightest. It is interesting though that harmful, brain dead conspiracy theories now somehow signify conservative politics…

Wipes are never flushable. The packaging is a lie and I can’t believe they still allow it. Source - my husband is a plumber. I mean, it keeps him in business though so 🤷‍♀️

Sit down Mexican restaurants are very hit and miss. I always choose a taqueria instead