Yup.
I am deceased.
Yup.
I am deceased.
Lmao
How do you drop a whole steak? If it’s already set down on the table I don’t understand how it could happen. Did he try to cut it and it was so tough it flew off the table? Did he pick it up and try to toss it like a frisbee?
He moved it over to the edge of the table to finish his app and when he went to cut into it it just kinda slowly flopped down off the edge
I should’ve mentioned that this particular cut is very…bulbous. So it’s more upright than flat. Similar to a baseball sirloin, but it isn’t. So when he cut into it it fell over.
That’s hilarious. So it took even longer to cook than a regular well done steak
Yeah so when I said “do you want us to make another one on the fly?” I made sure he knew it would be another 25 minutes. He said yes. He wife looked like she wanted to die.
More flavor now.
Definitely a massive improvement
Dips in ketchup too probs
i had a british guy at my bar last week, ordered medium rare ribeye ($62 at my place)
so, cool, man of taste! i like it.
“do you have ketchup?”
buddy went through half a bottle of ketchup. that poor cow died for nothing
I'd cut him some slack. Brits still eat beans on toast. Proudly.
I first saw this while vacationing in Barbados. A British couple was there also and I asked where they travel from because I had never seen anyone eat beans on toast.
😭
Now the ketchup gets the dirt stuck to the steak and it’s gross now
Surprisingly he did not ask for ketchup or steak sauce
Probably just prefers ground beef
Here, have a goddamn upvote
Thanks! 🤘🏼
Then the customer can pay for the floor repairs. I assume the steak did damage?
The audible thud was definitely something
Is the floor okay?
It cracked
Pick it up bare handed, blow it off, set back on plate. It’s already dead af.
Double tip
Was he trying to cut it with a chainsaw?
I’ve worked in a kitchen before, if the steak was ordered well done, there’s a 50/50 chance that steak has seen the floor before /s
Good! Now he can play hockey with it