"So we're all familiar with the creepy Before Sunset post that Shauna made about Clown while implying he wasn't brave enough to admit he was in love with her..."

DF, do you have a link to this post?

I know this is a total work of fiction, but, "My parents, who talked about current events with us at the dinner table, agreed." I wonder if this was before or after the knife fight? 🙄

Read the title and first thought was that this was posted by Barron.

If she has a lease that still has >12 years remaining, surely it would have to be surrendered for the new lease to be valid. Did they also have her sign any form of 'surrender of lease' document?

That's rich (no pun intended) coming from him; did he ever look in a mirror?

Edit: deleted. Apologies mods.

I loves this, and I tell you for why....

Cruella Dejille

I think she's wearing Marge Simpson's Chanel outfit.

and people say that kids these days don't want to work.

"You can't really dust for vomit."

I love Aldi - their cheese is phenomenal.

The Fed Square rooftop car park clearance is 2.4m.

"this makes it sound like they were standing in front of the potatoes and farting."

They probably were.

It's one of her famous nosensetences.

You could have swung your stain panel around to use as a bib!

You look like a young Julia Davis :)

We didn't even have a VCR.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

Welcome to the gloaming, DFSS4968, and thank you for the tea - our thick mug runneth over!

Do you believe Shauna's claim that she had C-PTSD?

Diagnosis for endometriosis - it can only be done by surgery. I suspect that if it was something that also affected men, there would be a mouth swab diagnosis test by now.

Treehouse vacation writing retreat!

Are they not part of the "the wife always has to be joyfully available" sect?

"a whiff of hashbrowns, truffles, and desperation"

This would be a great flair.

They just need a stain panel for the rent.