Vincent Van No
No way, Monet.
Au Revoir, Renoir
Steer clear of Vegas, Degas.
Hop on the trolley, Dali
Gotta go Picasso
Piss off Pissarro
Bollocks Pollock
Farewell, Raphael
Easy on the alcohol, Andy Warhol.
Jesus you guys. I had to Google half of these references. Stay clever fellers
Feelin dandy with my boy Andy
Not a quitter like Adolf Hitler!
I am here like a diva, just like my bestie Frida.
This response was surreal.
Like seeing a Dali in Bali?
This is why I came here. Thank you.
As it turns out, that doesn't rhyme.
Oh I am aware.
Shake my Monet-Maker.
That's what she Cezanne.
Don’t be a Prick-asso.
Reddit always gives me that smile I need right before I fall asleep ♡
Pollack.
Let me just (Edvard) Munch on that sandwich.
Stop all this Harris-ment!
All this Vermeer-iment was unexpected.
I believe I Ross you there.
No you can’t just use the same artist. Fraud.
Why did I read this in BoJack Horseman's voice?
From far away it’s ok, but up close it’s a big ol’ mess.
Its actually pronounced Van Yes.
Skud clouds are real, but whether or not this is a painting is still unsure.
If I ever see them I'm going inside a building. They don't look like they should be trusted.
Me too. I aintt never seen no clouds like these before and I seen lots of clouds in my day
They’re just emo clouds, bro
I think it's both hilarious and terrifying that one woman is like "it's fake because God isn't messy".
Animals covered in feces, blood, mud, whatever? Yep.
Pretty much every land mammal smells like pure ass.
I can confirm. I've met your mom as well.
"Clean the fuck up god" something. Something great flood..
No doubt. We need someone to rake our billion acres of national forests, apparently, according to the stable genius. You’d think as the “chosen one” he would get right on this.
Reminds me of the roads in Death Stranding expect flipped.
Icing on the cake would be an inverted rainbow. Big fat nope lol
Matrix's been glitching a lot lately
I think the way that fence is set up makes it look even more creepy
It's got a pretty strong Eldritch thing going on.
Wait is this shopped? Those beams look bent af.
I think this might just be a wonky panorama from a phone
It's been squished, I think.
Incorrectly / (un)treated wood can warp when exposed to the elements.
correctly treated wood can warp with the elements too. Depends on what part of the tree the wood came from and how wet it was when it was installed.
Looking at the original the image has been resized just shrinking on the x axes which makes a little warping look ridiculous. It doesn’t help that the image has been through several generations of jpeg inbreeding, you know like when girls use that smudge filter on Instagram you just think something is being covered up.
I was thinking maybe it was a pano or something.
It's a criminal offence if you're a dirty, crooked fence.
Edit: Really bad joke - sorry.
It looks like flexible tape fencing for horses. It’s definitely not wood.
That's the death stranding.
Beat me to it lol, 100% Death Stranding.
Friggin BTs
They don’t stand a chance against our piss and poop grenades
they don't stand a chance against my ibs and I just ate a t-bone steak
Does Sam ever 'bate? I bet he could do a voidout from spurting his yoghurt onto those BTs because those tiny little swimmers carry human DNA and die in contact with them, but it's super effective at wiping out. Like some last Hail Mary effort to kill off the Beached Whale that pops up, Sam just yells out, "Look away BB!" and pulls out his succelent ham candle and gives it two pumps and his overprimed nuts just start quivering as Sam finally blasts out a train of homemade whipping creme, like a strudel frosting packet that suddenly squirted out and you miss the pastry. The camera cuts to Sam's face nodding his head back as he groans in euphoria, bowing his knee to the greatest taint massage God has ever given him. The black oceans intertwine with the frothy mayo dribbling off his bulbous pink tip, burning away as the spermoza flagtail their way to the source of the BT, drowning the Wretched Beast of a Whale in a Ying and Yang of Jizz and Darkness. God, Hideo Kojima needs to make this happen.
Welp. That's enough internet for me.
What
Gave you an upvote for 'succulent ham candle'.
Hideo Kojima, American AF.
I love that those who don’t know about the game will have a very interesting read through this thread lol.
Gamer boy bath water grenades
Scat clouds
Keep on keepin' on
Same to you, fellow porter!
Hey! My name’s Sam too!
I'm Sam!
Is anybody out there!?
HELLLLLOOOO
Hey, mine's heavier!
I just bought an RTX card so I get death stranding free. Is it good?
I love it; it's wholly unique.
Can I give some unsolicited advice? The game wants you to "buy in." Take the time to build connections - emotional, strategic, plot, and physical connections - and the game becomes extremely rewarding.
Have fun, wish I could play it again for the first time. It would be cool to hear what you think once you've had a chance to play it.
It's really something special. I think it's an incredible experience and loved everything about it. I understand why it's not for everone though, I tend to have eccentric tastes and I felt like this game was designed for me.
Yeah! I def played for the story line and it was amazingly well written.
The gameplay has a nice mix of calming and "wtf" lol but since I was more in it for the narrative I didn't do many side deliveries or anything. Which honestly I feel would have become redundant anyhow.
Also the soundtrack is pretty solid.
My favorite all time game!
im gonna be honest, you probably won't like it at first. The first few hours of gameplay kick you in the ass, but it's totally worth it to keep playing! Once you get equipment and you can start working with other players to make it easier, it ends up being fun and rewarding
But where's the void out?
It’s 2020, just wait for it.
You have to have at least one BT to make a voidout. If someone dies in that field it is over for America.
First strand type clouds?
Time fall
This formation of clouds shares the name with another character played by Norman Reedus in Blade 2. Coincidence? I think not.
FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED!!
I knew this looked familiar for a reason
No rainbow in sight, 0/10 would not strand
What makes these clouds happen?
I apologize for the broken link. Some dummy put parentheses in the url. Wiki will offer you the correct page though.
Your link, fixed
You're awesome. Thank you
Blushes
No, you!
Giggles
holds up spork
My guy, how much dust did you have to blow after pulling that one off the shelf!
You've got dusty sporks? On your shelf of all places?
not to be confused with the other kind of Scud that also occasionally comes down from the sky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scud_missile
SCUD. The term comes from the NATO reporting name attached to the missile by Western intelligence agencies.
Anyone else feel the US spun the names of the missiles used in the Gulf War to gain popular support? The bad guys were using “scuds” against the US forces while the US had *the Patriot!”
war is fought on every front, including linguistically and mentally.
That's why I learned how to say fuck you in sign language in multiple languages and gestures.
Why do you think they call it the 'Patriot' act and not the 'If we want to detain you we'll just call you a terrorist lol' act (apart from the difficulty in pronouncing the latter).
Scuds were named that far before the gulf war. A lot of missiles have "negative" names though. Shyster, Sinner, Sibling (lol), etc.
It could have just as easily been the “sandal” system. The Soviets were very secretive about their missile programs and NATO had to call things they found something so all Surface to Surface missiles were named words beginning with S. It’s just like how the phonetic alphabet works but specific to the missile system. https://www.airspacemag.com/history-of-flight/whats-a-scud-4510864/
...and rains misery :(
Put in my last mouth guard for preventing tooth grinding. Read your comment and clicked the link without thinking. It made me laugh by how unexpected it was. I spat out my last mouth guard onto the cat hairball I didn't see.
I'm not sure if I dislike you now or not.
For future reference, put a \ in front of the terminal parenthesis so Reddit's Markdown doesn't have a meltdown. It works anytime you want to use a Markdown character, like * and #, without formatting your text.
Not OP but thank you.
It's called an escape character btw
Thank you. You too are awesome.
Thanks
So those clouds were going to be rain but stopped and re-clouded?
The cold air sinks to the ground. The warm moist air that was around ground level has nowhere to go but up. When it rises, it condenses since the warm air suddenly encounters cooler temperatures.
A moisticle
it's easier to link to the reddit post with video
S. C. U. D.
Scary Clouds of Unending Doom
Huh...that makes sense
I always call them “claw clouds.”
If you see the sky claw coming down for you, get your ass inside...
S. C. U. D.
Sure Could Use Directions
Something's Creepy Under Boat Andy
Where was this picture taken? This is a fascinating weather phenomenon. I would love to see this first hand.
South Carolina.
I would scream for hours if I saw it
Yeah, clouds are one of the many harmless things that sometimes scare the shit out of me when they look weird. Same thing with trees. You ever see a really weird tree and it kinda stops you in your tracks? Makes my palms all itchy and weird.
When I was 7ish my mother got us a weather kit from a second hand store. It had a chart showing various cloud formations, including tornados. We don't get tornados here. I still spent the next ten years terrified of clouds. I was convinced that one little wisp was a tornado. For the next 17 or so years afterwards I kept checking the sky every ten minutes to check for tornados.
And yet... The ONE time we had a tornado, and a clear wall cloud that I saw and identified... It didn't click at all that it was a tornado. Even though we were basically under the meat of the storm. I read about it on the news later and went "huh."
It’s true. I once came out of the subway exit late (around 10pm) one night and looked up to see a bright full moon above me, and oddly no one else on the street nearby. What literally shook me to my core was the moon looked like it was flying in the sky, moving fast like it was unhinged from its orbit - this truly otherworldly, eerie effect that made me think the simulation had glitched or end times were upon us.
Obviously neither, but it was the clouds. These eerie, very low clouds that were racing across the sky in perfect synchronization, creating the illusion of the moon flying across the sky that I still remember so vividly today.
I saw the same phenomenon on Christmas Eve when I stepped out onto the balcony of my mother's kitchen. My heart skipped a beat. My brain couldn't make sense of the moon flying across the sky. What an otherworldly feeling!
Tbh since it looks so much like a painting I feel like the guy from ‘the scream’ would fit perfectly in the foreground if this imagine
Someone shop it, quick
It looks even better than in my imagination! Good job!
Hey, thanks man!
Perfect
Days
Weeks
Months
Why?
Cloud
Marion County, SC. The original tweet also includes a few more photos
When I googled scud clouds I got this picture, which really helped click in my head that I've seen these clouds all the time, just not to this extent. http://www.wildskies.co.uk/images/showersandstorms/2007/jun23/scud1.jpg
Whenever I see stuff like this, I can easily see how people way back then would develop a variety of religious viewpoints on nature.
I mean can you imagine seeing something like this living in the way early days of humanity. No common science, no internet. Just all of a sudden clouds that look like they're going to grab ya
I saw clouds like this on the day of my father's funeral. Not quite sure if they are scud clouds, but seeing them was a spiritual experience.
I am sorry for your loss. And wow, that is quite a photo and story.
Thank you, I really appreciate it.
Terrible situation, but those clouds sure look really intense and unique. Great cloud capture!
I see you, Hermaeus Mora you hentai tentacled fuck
COOOOOMMMMEE MYYYY CHAAAMMPIOOONN
BAASSSSHHHHK IN MYY PRESHENSHHHHH
First thought was GIANT NETCHES
I have never in my 49 yrs on this planet and for all my travels seen clouds like this. Thank you for the post.
37 year old scud cloud virgin checking in, but with respect, 49er.
Scud missiles
telephones turning into scud missiles, it's Y2K all alright
Get out the Patriot missles barrages!!
Need some patriot clouds to come in and get rid of them.
Shall I...push the button?
Looks like Hawkins straight out of Stranger Things
The mind flayer itself
No that's literally Covid, but actually also yes.
Here is an interesting article on scud clouds
definitely dementors
That fence is very off-putting
They can scud daddle on down the damn road.
So its not 20 tornadoes about to ruin the countryside
No, but it is a precursor to “tornadic” activity. Here in Oklahoma, if you see scud clouds, a tornado usually follows
You mean Dementors?
Tentaclouds.
I feel personally offended by the aggressive look of these clouds...
They’re just crawling along
INCOMING SCUDS!
Clouds are so impeccable I would love to study them
Right? So would I.
No time like the present, friends! ☁️
Most definitely!
Looks like something out of The Mist
WTF
<Addams Family theme plays>
Death Stranding? All we need now is a upside-down rainbow
Love this metal album
These clouds look like that spider in the corner when its plotting to eat my soul
Looks like a Zerg overlord.
Huh, TIL. In aviation there is a term called “scud running,” a dangerous practice where you fly in a thin layer of clear air between rising high terrain and clouds like this. I never thought about the etymology of the word though.
So this isn’t an impressionist painting?