Yeah, beats school.
I love how he takes the 2x4 out of sterile packaging.
Priscilla Allen was exploding head lady in Total Recal.
I think you mean the Peace Corps.
I'm picturing Homer ordering a pizza from an obviously annoyed Fat Tony.
What a terrible day to be literate.
I was laughing legitimately.
The various genes all cancel each other out.
In between Little Bail Bonds and Vape Town.
I wish they could all lose.
Remember facial lacerations? They're back, in Pog form.
This was my favorite Easter egg.
The story is ludicrous.
The intro was intense.
Except maybe like, taxes and basic car maintenance
You need possums for this.
Sir, I demand satisfaction!
Releasing gas.
This is so accurate it's scary.
Read your town charter, boy. If foodstuff should touch the ground. . .
. . .said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.
Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!
Strawberry truck overturns on California freeway, creates jam
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