Do you just sign away your rights to your sofa once you have cats?
Cat PictureNaked boi is stealing some nice fluffy warm.
My husband pointed out that one and I said the same thing more/less "he's naked! He needs warm!"
Indeed, give her some warm he seems to getting some cold here
Naked boi feeling some cold is well, fluffy will keep them warm
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When you this much cat you had to become the sofa in corner
pretty sure he's enjoying it
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1.3y
When you can't give them the sofa then be the sofa, i don't think that there is any harm in that. Because my cat always love to sit on me no matter where i am sitting i am their sofa basically
Yup, can confirm, I became the sofa too.
Your pants match your orange cat!
May be he deliberately bought that pant to match with the cat
Oooh! I haven’t seen a true flame point Balinese before!!! So gorgeous!
I don't think she's a Balinese 100% as the mother was not, but the father might be (she was adopted from a shelter who took care of the mother while pregnant)
This is more worth than giving them away the whole sofa
awe
Ha ha ha
Boy are you in for a surprise! The sofa is just the tip of the iceberg…
My hubby and I are glad the cats allow us to live in our own house and serve them!!!!
my cats: Oh you're in the house? Let me outside, but before that put food in my bowl and rub my belly as I eat. What's that? Its 8pm? Time for you to get in my bed and become my pillow and belly rubber for when I sleep. Don't worry I will wake you up at 6am so you can feed me and let me go outside. Then you can go to work to buy my food and blankets for me to sleep on.
Your cat is lenient with just 6am! Try 1.30, 3.30 and then 6.30 not for food, for water because he will only drink out of the bathroom sink provided I am in the room with him.
Im guessing he’s not a fan of the fountains?
Not at all
Cat has the more dominant personality compare to the dogs and they own the house in few days and after that it feels that you are in cat house rather than cat in your house. But still they are awww
I joke that mine own the house and I just pay the mortgage!
Haha, you just need to pay the food bill for the extra member now
Read the cat manual:
Chapter 1: page 6, Paragraph 3:
"All material possessions, including chairs, couches, beds, bedding, pillows, clothing, as well as anything deemed as 'comfortable (or merely convenient) including laps and other body parts fall under feline ownership upon first entry of feline(s) to the domicile. Felines may lend possessions out to humans, but reserve right to reclaim ownership at any time for any reason, without notice."
You must be a pawyer.
I prefer the term "Cattorney" 😸
Exactly!
These manual actually helps that how we need to care of a cat
through any means (i.e scratching and biting your hand at the precise moment they are no longer pleased)
Hiring the cat is second thing first we need to read the manual
Yes. Absolutely. We have a dog/cat couch. It’s covered with a blanket we wash regularly.
How regularly are we talking about? At a certain point, I just call the blanket a total loss after 2, 3 months period.
Oh once every couple of weeks. We have four small dogs and two small cats and they all lay on the same couch. Blankets are cheap and one dog loves to chew holes in them.
Thanks, winter is coming and i need a blanket for my cat
If you wash them too regularly then after 2-3 months you need the new one
We wash the sofa/cat blankets at least once a week
Washing the sofa, how many days it will take to dried up.?
We have a cat couch too for our 8 kitty's. We wash the blankets every other week or so.
Feel like couch is most important if you are having the cat in house
Yep, gotta have a cover with cats. We have a fitted cover for our couch and smaller blankets that we place over the seat areas that we can quickly pick up and throw in the wash every 3 or so days.
Having cover on the couch wilk save the actual couch from the everything, and when it comes to washing the thing then you only need to wash the couch cover rather than washing the whole couch
When Mr. Furrybutt passed away, he got to the Pearly Gates, completely ignored Saint Peter, strutted straight to God who was sitting on his jeweled throne and said: "You're in my seat."
Haha. This gave me a good chuckle
Read carefully teo times and then i get the perfect chuckle
How are you feeling to be on the seat that belongs to someone else??
Everything the light touches is theirs.
And everything the light doesn’t touch too.
Basically. When we adopted our cat recently, we came to realize we live in her house now.
You are her servant and you pay the mortgage/rent.
Indeed, giving her food and all infact paying the rent for her
Same here, i am just paying the mortgage she is the real owner
Couch, bed, anywhere and anything is theirs. You are allowed to use some things but you better provide pets and a warm lap to lie on^^
Couch is just one thing even they are getting the bed is well
What rights?
The sofa and pretty much anything else they want
Yes. First day they got home, I was pursued by their attorney to have them as beneficiary on my life insurance.
Oh my. Sorry to hear of your impending demise then. It's always the cutest ones that get ya!
Always the case that the cutest one steal the whole show
Sofa is just one thing they are not going to stop on this one
You know the answer to that.
We all know specially if someone is a cat owner, this is pretty normal.
God yes ours use to come in room sit and look at you to move so he could have that place on sofa and of course I moved he was a prince I couldn't deny him
I still remember the chair they used to sit on which i was doing the gaming then i have to order the new one and they shifted to the new one feel like that i need to be on the old one again
All ur base are belong to them.
Buy them and give them this is all you can do now from here
Why would a God have to ask permission from a mere Mortal for anything? Know your place, Hooman.
Now that is a comment with some authority in the cat favor
Your sofa, your bed, your chair, your other chair, your floor, your countertops, your dryer your...
May be you have not fit one thing here and that is your everything.
For me, it was the warm spot in the bathroom floor (this building has heated floors in the basements) a whole plant window, and my chest is never without pressure because my heart apparently belongs to my cat as well. But she likes to try to put her bung button right on the tip of my nose and I'm like "g0rl wut"
My cat use those sofa and all more in the winter season as it will keep them warm but when it comes to the summer they love the water so they basically used the small pool of mine everytime.
The sofa, the bed, your pillow, your bathroom time, your privacy. All you own and love now belongs to the cats
You would be really lucky if they are sticking just to the sofa.
Yes and laps. You will soon find yourself incatpacitated.😻
Whenever i watch any watch my lap is actually their favourite place
Seems you may have… get them their own mini sofa?
Time to get that and hoping they will not use mine after that
You have some beautiful babies!
To be fair to the cats, it's kinda your fault for aiming the sun at the sofa.
But what about night they love the sofa during the night is well
And everything else with at least 6 square horizontal inches, yes...
Anything on which they can sit just goes into their name.
Once you get cats, they have permanent ownership of everything... if you're lucky they lease it back to you in return for food and attention.
The sofa isn't nearly as bad as our bed. We have five cats and four of them insist on sleeping on the bed. A couple times a week one of us sleeps in the guest room for a night off.
Correct
Gorgeous trio. Kitties have spoken. Get yourself a recliner.
Show me a more gorgeous trio than this one i am waiting
And that too will become theirs.
some cats have different contracts... but most of the time, yep
My cats only like the sofa when I'm on it. I am blessed I guess
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1.3y
What a diverse and lovely collection of kitties.
Heard about the diversification never thought we can do in cats
Hee hee that one cat is naked
No.
Frequently you also lose your bed, armchair and the right to poop unobserved.
Yes !!! Ahahahha
Sphynxy needs a sweater. He's sitting on the other kitty cuz he's cold.
Yes
Every cat owner will going to say yes, as they all are dealing with that.
yes
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Yes.
Yes.
Anything else you want to know?
You mean they didn't tell you?
Sofa, chairs, pillows, privacy, bed, countertops, hallways, random stairs…yeah, I think that’s it.
Toilet seat and bathroom sink too.
Atleast they don't like sitting there for long, lucky me.
You can name anything and these cats will have all of them on their name, sofa is one thing your lap your bed your cupboard anything where they can sit just goes to their way, there is no second thought in that
Pretty much
From the sofa portion i would say they are not taking pretty much
Yes. And everything else in the house.
Coming from the door mat goes to the bed everything for them
Silly question!!! You sign your rights away to everything you own once you have a cat.
This is why you always need +1 more sofas than cats.
Yup. Actually anywhere they want to lay down. Even your lap.
Just when they’re not in it
If they are not on couch it means they are sitting on the bed now.
Well i live alone but my cat has one seat to himself. I put a blanket there and he sleeps only in that one seat but hes always next to me. 😀
You mean their sofa
Yes. such is your fate. though, eventually, they will venture to lands farther than that, and you will not be able to stop them.
Too be honest being a cat owner i am not regretting my faith
Sofa, chair, floor, bed...yes. Nothing is yours now.
Even in the car every seat in them actually belongs to the cat
Haha I believe we do lol
Just a sofa? I signed away my whole house and my free will... As I type kitty wants to go outside... I'm off to let kitty outside
sofas and most chairs lol one of my cats will actually jump up on the recliner if someone is sitting there, walk across your lap to the other arm of the recliner waiting for you to get up then the seat officially becomes occupied.
Company knows when they come over it’s the dog/cat couch. We have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
You can move the dog from the couch but can't say the same thing for cat
Yes
It was never yours to begin with
Your sofa? I think you misunderstood something. That is not your sofa. It's theirs. And if you're lucky, you may use it as well.
I think he is getting totally misunderstood that he thinks this house and the belongs inside them belong to him, but no mate there is no such thing like that everything in the house goes to the cats.
Yeah, pretty much.
Any other questions??
My wife and I say we are “floor goblins” for a reason. Lol
Naked cat trying to steal all the warmth from furry buddy.
Mine just knocks out like this on my rug
I bought a gigantic sectional for just this reason.
No, it is implied. No action necessary on your part. :-)
You think that OP has anything in his hand where he can take action??
Looks like 1 of that crew might share.
Don't know about the other two.
That was a rhetorical question!? As was mine!?
That is obvious question he is asking which he probably knows the answer is we
Naked baby 😍
I am loving them among all of them it is the naked one that is stealing the show.
Thats why you have an designated armchair for your cats lol
The couch, any comfy chair, your bed, clean cloth hamper and of course the bathroom. All belongs to them.
Are you only allowed to ask each cat one question? Do they speak in riddles? I want to know my future, Oh Kindly Ones!!
Awwww they look so soft! I wonder what the hairless feels like
My cats won’t get on the couch without me. One of them doesn’t even like being on the couch, she just wants to be on me.
This yes!!
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Thats and when ur clothes basket is full of clothes lmao
I love that the naked one is absorbing the sunlight and their sibling’s warmth
Unless you want trouble! Wouldn’t want to mess with that bunch!! Enjoy!
Yes, this is the one group from which i don't want any kind of trouble
I got a recliner thinking that I would gain an extra place to sit. Now she has claimed the recliner and I have sat in it less than 10 hours in the 2 years I've owned it. Though the couch is free now!
- shake treats
- give each of them a treat
- go sit on the now empty couch
* Yes. Yes you do.
Anything the light touches is theres
OP, the first major purchase I made after moving out of my parents after college was a nice, modern, very large couch. That was almost ten years ago. It holds great sentimental value.
I got my first cat 3 years ago.
He has destroyed this fucking thing, like absolutely fucked it up royally. At the same time he has done everything in his power to claim it.
You no longer own anything.
Your feline God-King now owns it for you.
After getting into this sub i get to know about the basic things about the cat as i was thinking to adopt a cat, but now i will get all those things on the first place and then i will try to get the cat or two in the house.
Same, share the blanket is well but thinking to buy new one now
No, you sign away your rights to your lap. You are supposed to get to the sofa first so that the cats can all pile on your lap.
Lap is their first place and after that they moved on the sofa and after that to the bed and slowly slowly on the every single thing, you can have the cat or you can have these things. Can't have the both things
What’s theirs is theirs and what’s yours is theirs.
Even the privacy, as they used to get into the bathroom is well
You sign your life away! It becomes their world and you are just living in it.
Just the sofa......?
For me it’s my towels, a nice once used towel and then plop she’s sitting on my damn towel! Please cat I love you but just leave my towels alone 😩
Your bed as well
Get a cat tree. As soon as we got a cat tree, our boys stopped sitting on the couch. Now I really miss them sitting on my lap.
If you are missing the lap sitting then i think better to pack the cat tree and you will get the fun back, we can move the cat away from us but can't live without them is well, need to get them back.
And your lap
Definately!It is in their contract😉 We are just their minions to fullfill their furry needs❤️
You sign away your rights to everything! If you provide adequate food and comfort they will let you stay and sleep on the parts of the bed they aren’t using. Maybe.
I have 3 cats too and 1 is a Siamese and 1 is a sphynx, so this looks SUPER familiar haha!
Nothing out of the box here for me, everything here seems familiar to me
Such pretty cats
My sofa? It was never mine to begin with. Crate and Barrel delivered it just for him. Also, I have given up my rights to any and all fuzzy blankets that may or may not be on said sofa.
Omg they are so cute! 😁❤️ Which one is the one that rules the other two? 😂 I know you're not looking for this, but if you'll ever consider getting a painting of your kitty cats, I'll gladly paint all three of them snuggling together 🥰
If these three sit on my cat and soaking the sun light this way i would not complain at all, feel like that the middle one here is the best time of the life don't disturb them
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Sphynx cat is sitting on the brown tabby cat..
LEGO CATS
Yes, my cat takes over the bed too.
Poor guy in the corner has become the sofa