Weekend Snark May 03 - May 05

My friend was so pissed about this episode. All the kids cried because they have moved every 5 years for work and don't have the option to just change their minds. 

Whyyyy does she talk that wayyyyyy. Smack, baby talk, low volume..... 🤫🫣

It was a hilarious reel because she was actually trying. embarrassing 😳

What if I told you there was a way to never see anymore of this woman's awkward reels ever again. I, myself, have never seen one of her reels. Peace is at hand!

Eww why did I go bother watching it after seeing this comment? I skipped past it in my feed earlier.

She’s awkward and tries too hard for a sexy angle with Scott. Like when she talks about the haircut sex, Scott being excited for her six week postpartum checkups, etc.

You don’t have to see her at all for the rest of any summer. You just don’t … look at her social media. She’ll continue for engagement, you don’t have to.

Idk if she thinks shes sexy? Or being sexy funny? Its neither and it is extremely cringe

So much second hand embarrassment watching that

Hasn’t Janelle been a mom for like 3 days 

Handling it like a champ? She left his feeding tube out against medical advice because “she’s his mom” and realized when he lost a significant amount of weight that maybe that was a bad idea. Different journeys but I don’t think either of those ladies should be “influencing” any new mom 😳

Apologies bc I’m new to her profile, but what is Sarah’s past??

She puts it on usually when she has a much younger boyfriend

Ohhh interesting. What are the deets on his family?

He gives me the ultimate ick. Not sure what it is about him but I get alllll the weird vibes

Why didn’t I know that when she said “I have to clean the house and my husband is going to do yard work” that of course meant they were going to shill something. First time seeing lawn crap being shilled. Let’s be real, we all know they have lawn and pool guys doing the dirty work

This girl has been all over the map. I feel bad for her partner. Every time she makes him move to another new house or gets in one of her moods I can only think “poor John”.

I haven’t followed her in so long, like years. Am I thinking of someone else or wasn’t she super religious before? I’m surprised she’s into astrology!

Lauren I believe isn’t her assistant but her part of her management team? She also manages cella Jane and go clean co. 

This is amazing lol. I thought Brighton was nice for taking her assistant on a trip, but really it’s Lally who’s nice for taking Brighton on a trip 😂

Looks like the Lally father/ grandfather built an electronic sensor engineering company used in aviation? Definitely over my head.

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Is this like when Kim K was Paris’s assistant? 

I also have been wanting to know this, the sister Lauren goes to Disney World like once a month.

Such a scam lmao

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Her legs have always looked like that, but her arms haven’t. She looks better than ever! 

Yes! I’ve been following her for over 13 years from a YouTube channel she had (she was a hairstylist before being an influencer-she taught me how to user Velcro rollers back then) and she’s always had those legs & said she doesn’t work out. She most recently started working out because she was feeling crummy and it’s helped her feel better.

It’s true, when she shows her dad in stories he has spaghetti legs

Lola (Jess) is the best - she’s just as real in person as on social media

Yeah I once asked a girl how she has such amazing hair like what she does, and she was just like sorry it’s genetic. I retold the story and everyone was like “that’s rude”. No it was actually nice haha!

Never seen her before so I just went to her feed and can confirm she has great legs. If that’s genetics she’s so fortunate! She probably also naturally builds muscle there easily given they’re so defined so even the training and walking she does probably shows quickly for her.

I don’t know this person but I love that she says genetics because that’s often the major factor for most people, though people peddling workout plans, diet plans and supplements tell us otherwise and then we are all sad because we don’t have a 6 pack.

The straight face after taking said tequila shot though 🤣

Color me surprised they didn’t teach this in her NP program where she’s not practicing anymore but maintains her license 😂🫠🥴 She definitely has the goody-two-shoes persona

100% just a brilliant way to get people to click her link to see what website.

That’s hilarious considering she was pretending to spank her husband in the reel with her friends last night

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How the mighty have fallen. 

Amber isn’t going to the concert. She’s going to a formal event.

She’s tagged in it, just not a “collaborator” .. prob bc she doesn’t want this reel in her feed.

she is

I never realized how short she was! 

You mean when she met her husband on Valentine’s Day at a frat party**

Did you know she used to have blonde hair?

😂😂

Someone commented that all these girls look alike but that got deleted.

Someone also commented "yall look cute but I'm amazed you're supporting someone openly racist and obviously violent." Which hits the nail on the head but also isn't a shocker for this group.

Ugh what is it gonna take for people to stop listening to that guy and going to his shows? He’s the fucking worst.

Have some respect. She’s fragile. It’s Italian.

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Sarah Knuth doesn’t look good either. Those shorts are 6 sizes too big

All I know is no one ever included Alexa besides when Natalie was hosting and even then she wasn’t in the group photos or ever got tagged. Recently she’s been at all the group lunches, parties, and concerts. I always wondered why no one liked her but it appears (for now) all is right in the Nashville influencer world…

Man the latest video Natalie Kennedy posted with all of them with their significant others is pretty cringe 😬I also really get a kick out of seeing how different they look in the post their friends show of them.

all this for morgan wallen

It is so ugly! Also why do they all have to get their makeup done for a concert? Oh to be rich haha

I was shocked by this! Not her ‘usual’ stale at all and unsure of what she’s going for. 

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He and Jordan (Dani Austin's husband) have to be tied for most "how the hell did you fall for them?" influencer husbands.

But can we talk about what the hell Alexa Anglin is wearing?!

Almost as bad as Livingmybeststyle’s Katy rubbing it between her legs when she was wearing horrific pleather leggings. 😂

After watching so many Sammi Jefcoates videos, the oiling seemed so half-assed!

Pookie is looking absolutely greasy tonight!

Aw, baby! Thank you!

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I’ve never heard of her before this trip. I cannot look away. The hair. The makeup. The outfits. The LV bag. It’s all just too much.  

 This may be the first time these kiddos have ever seen a white person. Back off a little. Instead of me-me-me, immerse yourself in their culture, their families.   

 Her comment about how white everyone’s teeth are was just insane to me.  I’ll never look at her again once she leaves. 

Do we know anything about the group they’re with? Missionaries? Medical group? Other rich, white influencers? Or just your regular people who love to travel and are possibly actually getting something meaningful out of this amazing experience? 

So awful. Just….I don’t even have the words. They should be dropped from all of their partnerships IMO.

What the actual eff. Omg. This is horrible. Those children were looking at her husband (or whoever that white man is) like he was a looney toon. Like, wtf are you doing here. Also, why is she using those children as props. So gross.

How out of touch do you have to be to be talking about your amazing Louis belt bag and doing a giveaway etc at the same time as having the experience they are having?? 🙄 It’s gross to me.

it seems weird to post the neighborhood kids too.

She’s talking about her ex. She’s still married to Alan

I think she means her ex fiance but if not 👀👀👀.

Stop! I totally missed this, wow.

This video with him (looking miserable) was posted less than a month ago… https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLQEst9N/

Why was it taken down?

No its quite the opposite of what she said. She said her overuse of IG has consumed her and she has felt she's lost her way, she said she found herself mindlessly scrolling and didn't know her purpose and belonging on IG anymore and then the next day her IG was deactivated. While it was down she didn't know if IG was for her anymore because she has a life outside of her phone basically.

I remember wanting to have matching jeans with my dad for our Saturday morning “dates” to McDonald’s. Props to them for having options for dads and daughters

I’ve gotten dad/daughter matching shirts and outfits from Gap, J Crew, Target, and Old Navy in the last 2ish years!

I will say to her credit, my little ones love when we match and coordinate. My daughters have some random sports shirts and high school football shirts to match dad, but i think they'd adore this

Her crocs stories after all that killed me. She’s a lot sometimes but just mostly such a fun follow.

She’s so uncomfortable looking

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She announced she’s cancer-free!

How did he seem like a jerk?  I remember her being married but don’t recall any details