Mallory Ervin’s neighborhood confuses me. They have a double yellow line road which to me says fast cars and a decent amount of traffic yet they ride right in the middle? I’d get ran over if I did this on my double lined street in Massachusetts.

I’m so confused and I say this living in Boston. Why is all of Daryl Ann Denners booth lettering and everything else for Boston “navy”. She was pushing the Red Sox this and the Red Sox that but our color are RED hence the name.

I think I mixed it up with Brockton! Wrong B town

Braintree. Could she have picked a crappier part of Massachusetts? I live in Mass so I can say this lol every town has their bad wrap and a quick google search prior would’ve told her this wasn’t the area.

Looks like her pale ass chicken breast

Just LOL’d “Paris Liz Joy” smokes cigarettes. She would think it’s cool and chic. Gross.

I always wondered how Karissa abbot kept her house clean, laundry for 3 girls, errands, packed/unpacked, worked out. Then I found her personal assistant on TikTok today and it all made sense. I obviously knew she had help. She said she has a cleaner. The babysitter doesn’t make an appearance but there’s also a third girl keeping the boat afloat over there. She literally unpacked all their luggage and folded all their laundry. I need a personal assistant.

Seems like a waste for three kids. 4 inner tubes take up the entire pool

If you have kids in general and wear white.. you may be filthy

Wait did she just saying yesterday she hasn’t had caffeine in a month

Balloons from a balloon company, rented table and chairs, 2 inflatable bounce castle, an ice cream truck and a Spider-Man “this is the most casual party we’ve ever had” -Mallory Ervin

THIS! Like tell us more. Be interesting

Pink. Pink old lady get ups were her personality

Runs once.. makes it her entire personality

What is that “wet” sound when she talks 🤔

Cringe. Now he can at least have a drink at dinner. Poor guy

She should’ve went 100% with the copy paste because she put regular bedding on them which she’ll 1000% regret because they’ll never look “perfect”. beddys is the way to go.