Been giving my customers semi creepy selfies with every order😂
Yes! And a B lister to make it that more real. 😂😂
Rudy Giuliani delivered my tacos?!
You might lose tips for that one lol
Wesley Snipes.
Chelsea Handler touched my food??? Gross.
Danny devito is a great choice because it would easily fit in the car.
Also, would you really doubt it if Danny Devito did Doordash for funsies? Because that sounds plausible somehow lol.
Right up Jack Black’s alley
Right! Haha. I could totally see him doing something like that.
Peter Dinklage.
Tyrion would be epic!
Absolutely!
Doesn't even need to be life sized, forced perspective will do wonders.
The doordash customers waiting for the dasher taking 45 minutes getting the lighting and angles perfect
*Customer hears the car motor and peers through the blinds*
"Honey, food's here. He's on the porch....What...what the hell is he doing out there? Is that a tripod?"
Like a cut out of Gollum and say 'Heres your Precious order'
I would HAVE to tip more if I saw this 😂
omg bring a small peice of paper with a cutout of some famous person and just put it in front of the camera and use framing so it looks real
How did you know I have a Danny Devito cutout?!
They used to have a small one of guy fieri on Amazon
Then I definitely would not eat it
As a dasher and a doordash customer, I'd Def "LOL" with 5 stars at LEAST.
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10mo
Aww a friendly shadow.
It’s a fairly cute semi creepy selfie so I’d be happy to receive one.
This is gold, keep it up.
Maybe do various poses and bring a tripod to really go all in.
Maybe I could start a side hustle…only fans solely for doordash drivers and their customers. Anything for the peak pay
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10mo
“Go to your room and turn your tv on. I’ll get rid of the Dasher”
For a lot of the dashers I hear about…ew…just….ew. But they will probably be happy to get a little human contact
"Not again!"
Mom goes outside and starts smacking and shooing the dasher with a broom like he's a stray cat who just shat on her porch.
Bare chested. Too freakin funny.
up the cringe : squatting next to the food holding hands up as corner frames
I love this 🤣
This is the stupid shit I tip extra for. I only get shadow people selfies. I do have 1 guy that gives the peace sign 🤷🏻♀️
I look awesome in shadow bro
After one complaint, he'll get banned
“The peace sign is disrespectful to veterans and the police”… or something.
Then do the Vulcan Salute.
I got interviewed by Vice for their informer series a while back. Had to wear the creepiest mask. It would be perfect for this.
May I ask which video?
Just search Vice Informer - Autopsy and it'll pop up
Thank you for your service to the dead.
No way! I've seen that one😵
I interviewed this guy for our Vice informer series a while back. He had to wear the creepiest mask. It would have been perfect for this.
Oh by the way, I cracked the code.
I've figured out these shadow organizations.
Ah a rouge Weird Al reference. Love to see it.
And the Illuminati knows...
That they're finally primed for world domination.
I wear a Jason mask when I take my selfies
oh i thought he already was
Oh hell yes
You kinda look like The Drive dude with a tinge of a Hemsworth. Maybe the women won't mind.
I'd find it funny and get a chuckle personally, as a guy. It's a friendly vibe so it'd likely make someone's day. But to each their own.
Ryan Gosling from Wish
Had a friends that would call my exes ex(yeah ik). Discount -enter my name- lol
Bro. Everyone always tells me this. Not that I'm complaining.
I think he looks a lot like the streamer Ludwig.
I see more of a modern Fred (Lucas Cruikshank) then Ludwig.
I would definitely not mind lol.
I hope you don’t always place the food in front of the door way like that I hear these folks hate that lol
Customer here. I hate it lol. But I also have a small table right next to my door and don’t understand why the ground looks more appealing than the table to 80% of dashers.
I have a table too and the last time I ordered a pizza they balanced it on the arm of my patio chair. W-why? There was a perfectly good table that would hold the pizza box...
This one opens inward
Normally I agree but you can tell this door opens inward. It’s usually only when they have a double door/glass door than it opens outward
That door is a door that opens inward, not outward. Duh
Lol I got a lot of Jordan’s I collect them so I always try and get my shoe in the pic it’s dumb/lame but whatever haha
Always found people that collect and worship shoes funny lol
Same. My boy is highly into it. I don’t see what’s so special about different colored shoes
I don't think he said anything about religion my dude
I love it, especially the person in the reflection looking like they don't know wtf yer doing XD
I believe that is a thumb, sir.
Shopping for a gf?
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10mo
He’s not a rat chill down
Contrary to popular opinion, I simp for more than just rats. Although choosing between my rats and OP, rats win every time
I haven’t seen a single post of rats in your profile, but now I’m really hooked and want to see cute rats. Please provide pictures of lovely rats or I’ll come to your house and turn every pillow 90 degrees.
P O C K E T P U P P I E S
Thank you so much Good Samaritan, may both of your pillow sides have the perfect temperature. You made my day.
They are adorable. Really made me miss having them.
Oh man, the r/rat community's got you.
I did not realize that your user was what it is until I was reading this thread and cracked up 😂
18 to party 21 to drink!
Lol ikr, I think I might have been single for too long because this kind of turned me on😭
I’d be asking if you want to come inside…😅
Oh lawd
Right?!
Not after seeing his username…
lol!
I know right!? I'm a straight guy but OP might be triggering some feelings I didn't know I had...
Nah you’re gay asf
Just for a quick bro job or what?
I'd ask to see recent test results first.
I don’t even use doordash and this popped up on my feed and I’m ever glad it did! I might be too old to be saying anything though 😂
i always try to get the house number in the pic, so they can’t say it was the wrong house. but i don’t trust ppl, so do what ya want lol
I appreciate this too, so when it is the wrong apartment I know where my food is :p
Dies seem creepy to me so much as a mix of trying to give a human element by being in the picture with a touch of human element of slight nervous am I doing this right energy.
Seems oddly endearing more than anything to me.
This would tempt me to send a selfie back with my food in shot, doing the thumbs up as you’re doing.
Love it lol
10/10 customer service
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10mo
Eh, you’re a little too cute to be creepy bro
I don’t find this creepy at all, just funny lol
i would love this lmao. send my own little selfie back, maybe a tip, and with me eating the food lmao
I wouldn’t call that creepy at all.
Get an extremely long selfie stick and take the pic from in the air lmao
God damn it i love this lmao
with your hand gesturing near your crotch? watch out milk delivery man, there’s a new dasher in town!!
i might like this better than just a pic of the bags
Took a picture outside your house teehee ☺️
You're cute, so it's probably not seen as "creepy".
You need to look more pathetic. You're never going to make tips like this.
I say keep it up. Eventually a girl or a dude will tip you for your good looks OP.
Thats dumb nobody wants a pic of a driver that's dropping off
But why right in front of the door though.
I'd tip you more if everyone did this.
Attractive people get away with anything
Sometimes when I'm bored I point at the food on the ground with my finger in the picture.
Did you ever consider that people don't care and that you're making youself feel way more important than you are?
well if someone doesnt care, they'll see the image and not think twice about it. they'll just grab their food and go on with their day.
I’m about to do this tomorrow 😂
You funny bro.
This is funny as hell lmao
Narcissistic people in here like why do we need selfies of anyone. Weird to praise this shit
Any feedback?
It’s an… interesting approach, to say the least .
Don't do that crap just deliver our food in a professional manner. Deliver and leave.
No dont
I won’t stop tbh
I tip extra for shit like this.
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10mo
what for?
For what😂leaving a friendly selfie? I’ve broken no rules. Plus anyways. Screw doordash. $20 an hour basically means 13
No do
Love it!
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10mo
didn't we have this post already? 😆
I would tip extra.
🤨Semi creepy…. Right!?!
And that is a perfect example of why I do not use DD.
say hi to Scooby for me
I appreciate the Orange Cassidy vibes
You're a legend! I would add a tip if I had a delivery driver do this.
This is The Way.
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10mo
he's spare parts...
Ha! The thumbs up makes this way better.
I’m going to start bringing a cardboard cutout of Elvis to place in every picture.
That would put me off. If you’re going to do this, you should look happy, not tormented.
Nice idea if youre attractive enough
i’d run outside so quick loll ur so cute <3
I would tip you extra for the laugh.
I literally put my gps coordinates in the delivery instructions and they never use them and get lost every time. Whats up with that?
Well at least they know you ain't gunna steal the food XD
Putting the food to the side of the door would be a lot easier for them to grab. You're blocking the door.
Why?
This is why people don’t use DoorDash
Why put the food right in front of the door?
Extremely creepy why would you do that
If it makes you feel any better, I as the customer am watching you walk away through the window until the coast is clear LOL
I've seen a few references to "shadow people" on this post. Can someone please explain? Googling "doordash shadow people" brought up this post and some stuff about night terrors, so not helpful but I tried. TIA.
Hahaha, I love this. You’re an icon.
Whyyyy is the food places directly infront of their door?
Why place the food in front of the door? I hate it when people do that especially with drinks
More people need to get a small table beside their door for deliveries.
I have one, and majority of dashers still put it on the ground right in front of the door :(
Right on the wet rug 👍
All the people saying they love this is shocking to me.
Not sure why this is creepy
You look like a guy I’d invite inside to suck off in leu of tip.
I think they need to be creepier
It's three days later and it's still annoying me that I have absolutely no idea what is creepy about this or what the point of this post is.
lol I would just appreciate you delivered my food to the right address man 😅 nothing weird about it at all. people are so uptight.
This is pretty good lol
But still haven't mastered leaving the food to the side of the door eh?
You’re handsome, you may find love from doing this if you don’t be careful 😭
I am the main character.
Bring a friend and make it look like they are pooping on the lawn in the doors reflection.
damn you put those right in the way of the door
Why? No one really wants to see this
OP please don’t post your pictures (with your face in full view) on Reddit… not being rude or disrespectful just concerned..
Yes!
Don't put the food directly in front of the door you pinecone!
You're cute
You should remove that one word there 'semi'
This one is not creepy at all, I would be tempted to text you "You are cute", but then I would be a creepy customer. 😅
If you’re a woman guys need more compliments in life. We wouldn’t mind. If the roles were reversed though….yikes
This is the most millennial thing I’ve ever seen
Your ugly immediately 1 star and report order
Stop doing this.
I would absolutely tip more and check ALL the 5 ⭐️ boxes, lol. If you make me laugh, everything goes up. 😅
Start selling them as NFTs
Start using a life size cutout of a celebrity instead of yourself. If it looks good enough some random customer is gonna wonder why Danny Devito(or other random celebrity ) is delivering door dash