I had to zoom, turn up the brightness, and then bring the phone closer to my face—worth it 🤤

“Someone like me”—wtf does that mean?! Dealbreaker. Asking you to exclude your boyfriend? dealbreaker. I’m sorry you were put in this position

I’m so curious: how are you getting to the point of orgasm? Blood diverts from my dick during squats

Should we be hitting the second hole, like is that healthy?

Dude, that’s a hard yes. Also, great semi in your history 🤤

How did I miss this? I was so sensitive to anything homoerotic!

I have a hard time believing that he’s 19 wow

Yes!!! Taking a pic in front of a bathroom sink is one thing (there’s a mirror and lighting, no brained) but the boner pic on the toilet is so classless. First of all, disembodied dick pics are low quality content, but then you add a dirty toilet seat and usually unkempt nails, and it’s a no-go on that guy.

While we are at it, please do not send pics with other people in them, especially women and children. They did not consent to their image being used in such a space.

FFS

Veiny forearms remind me of hard cocks 🤷 I don’t make the rules

Your core and shoulders are looking great. Also nice dick 😏

Great metaphor but I come to Reddit for thirst, not hunger. /s

This is a sound rule of thumb. People need to be cautious of the reverse halo effect where you look less attractive when in proximity to someone more attractive

Barber looks like he’s trolling hard and I can appreciate that. However, as someone with subpar body hair, how dare you ruin that work of art?!

At this point, I see that mustache and I’m already excited

Then we say good game, then cuddle and pillow talk until the next boner