I love how you seem to think oxy addicted means oxygen, bless your heart

Tldr but imo if you have to even ask then fuck yes he did

Now you need more powerful lazers muwahahahahahahah

Imagine as a self defense "life jacket". Just activate and laze the fuck out of everything in 50 yards. Patent pending!!

Hey bro this is sick...but, as your prospective general counsel and before the lawsuits roll in, id advise some type of warning to stay away from airports/airplanes lmfao

A masterpiece. Very amazing

Potty train it

I'd peel that shit off

Damn that fat kid is going hard lmfao

Your mom is a serial killer

That is a pretty impressive shatter there honestly. I genuinely wouldnt have thought the level of damage would be possible for the rider living lol

This is the actual reason behind basically all things

Yah man im trying real hard not to be impressed by this, but the strength it would take to do it as well as this fool does is just insane.

If the pool has hours of operation and it is being used outside of operating hours, then they are technically trespassing

Also noise complaint is probably low priority for responding, and in a city like Chicago i imagine the response could be crazy. Idk for sure tho but good luck

Then absolutely do not speak to them and file noise complaints with police everytime, even if it feels stupid or excessive. Its super important to do it as the noise is happening. Best case is police roll up and the noise is still continuing, obviously. Just dont wait so long to actually do it that the noise ends lol. Inform office everytime you do file noise complaint also.

It does suck, i know. You could try talking with neighbor, but I kinda feel like that might not be thing for you and neighbor. Aside from that police is the only choice. If there is no weird history or bad interactions with neighbor, i would encourage speaking with them before going down the police route.

The leasing agent has advised you properly.

I deduced that you are the visitor hating mat owner. i just wanted to share that when quarantine began, i was like "well shit, nothing really changing then?". Lmfao

Hey bro i got bunches of apartments everywhere and my application fee is WAY cheaper smh. Let me forward you my application and I look forward receiving it back along with the associated nominal fee of $143.95 and bro i bet we can get you moved in by this weekendm

Its also a blacksmithing process lol

Ewww how'd it taste? Lmfao

"Grounded" by "Dr. Sparky"

Lol jk im just high and made that up

Pull that shit out bro. Be respectful, put it in a garbage bag or empty machine or something, but you absolutely can intervene

You are walking across a pedestrian bridge with a 100ft drop to the bottom on a trail and you find some chick hanging over the side struggling and unable to pull herself back up. You propose to her "show me your boobs and ill pull you up!". She complies and as alluded you pull her up.

Did you commit a crime?

Hurry please this is urgent

Way back in the day i got a temp job that became a career after walking into the jobstore on e hampden ave. I think they are a local business and possible woman owned i dont recall exactly but i think i remember those points. Any ways it worked super well for me.