Yep, clearly makes no sense unless the girlfriend is transgender... then why wouldn't she just say... it's my dick. One would think that a heckler willing to say something so stupid to a woman would be completely unsettled by that response and go away.
I understand why you have to ask. I can’t imagine anyone who would be happy to see you. All I have in my pocket is pepper spray….i would be happy to put your name on that if you’d like.
"I appreciate your business but, if you say that to me one more time, I'm gonna slap you so hard, people three blocks away are going to think lightning just struck."
Depends on the context of the ____ and whether you're playing along or not. Generally it's best to be supportive in improvisation, so I'd go with: "Well, I don't see any (thing ____ is used for) around here, do you?" ::wink::
I was just thinking about ______ something offensive
<your wife, mother, sister>
<the WNBA>
<my grade school teacher>
<the founding fathers>
<a pastrami sandwich>
Well in this context, Op's girlfriend wanting to roast an obnoxious bar patron... your context it doesn't really apply. The context of the situation would be very important because a wide number of responses could be appropriate depending on the situation.
If your fiancee is AFAB then the guy seems not to understand the joke he's running into the ground. She should just casually pull a toy penis out of her pocket and lay it in front of him on the table.
Since he’s a customer and you still want him to tip you decently. Always happy to see you, but I would be even happier if you came up with some new material.
I'm never happy to see you.