His wife is in a coma constanza!
Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask 🎭
Because there is no competition... Wait.. what?
Oh I agree about that type shit lol but I still love it regardless. Maybe not a total shit hole.. I mean, no state tax, so there's that 🤷
Your mom forgot creativity last night
From Texas and it's not a shit hole. Everything else spot on though 😂
When are you losing all that weight? Or whatever other personal questions you'd like to answer with to make the most awkward situation possible 😊
Just say you can't keep up. There's no shame (except to you) about that
Well, I can see clear... Wait..
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!
Awe, did we miss snack time again? Is that why we're acting out? Doing so in a baby voice also helps make it more awkward
Just another day in paradise 🥱
I know you're sorry but you still haven't apologized yet..
Awkwardness is the best route. Make them explain their prejudice in full detail and how they came to think in such a way.
Is that not what we are doing?
Stop swallowing all those kids and everything out your mouth won't sound so childish 🤫
I practice safe sex every day thank you very much!
Well, yeah, thanks for giving me my credit 😁
And I'm paying your retirement, so fuck off!
Just keep asking them to elaborate on why.
It's why I go to the gym in the first place! All weight is lightweight, baby!
Better than being weak minded 😘
A male friend keeps calling me weak, what’s the best comeback?
Comebacks