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Nuclear route
Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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I see your ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ and raise you the as-yet unreleased ➡️⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️
Well how about a ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️
This is a ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ but on demand and on crack. Imagine the orbital precision strike, but BIG hellbomb.
Holy shit (actual ICBM moment)
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That's the konami code
It was just discovered that there's a modified version for Castlevania on Nintendo 64... Double it up.
Start
Please report to your nearest Democracy Officer.
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(Helldivers 2 orbital strike)
Based
The nuclear option is always the best option (and the most fun, because the reactions are fucking priceless)
EMOtional DAMage
The 'Nuclear Route' would be a reference to Graveyard of the Fireflies.
Don’t put that black magic out there.
A lot of anime porn is kids.
age appropriate porn
So you're just implying that you're sitting around watching hentai all day. That's just going to make them mock you harder
The common sense is strong with this one.
No shit, one time at a BK, I walked in with my toddler in a stroller and there was a service member watching hentai on his lap top in broad daylight on a Saturday.
I just turned around and walked out laughing my ass off, but jfc that was the second most surreal moment of my time living on Oahu.
Shoulda smacked 'im with ya slippah.
these are the moments that they think about when someone says "thank you for your service"
🤣
I would presume that OP is wanting to DEFEND anime and not give more ammunition against anime.
Honestly the best and only necessary response to comments like this is "and?". Why does it matter what ignorant people think of a topic they know nothing about?
I gasped
Play a hentai telling them "Hey check out this kids' show a second"
"Exterminatus Protocols Engaged"
Boku no pico
Would you say family guy is for kids? Do you think quagmire is for kids?
Pull up Berserk and make them watch it
"Right, and Griffith did nothing wrong."
Takes guts to do what he did
I don't get this. A lot of anime has fan service and can overall not be appropriate for children.
Anime is just another cartoon style, though, so stuff like Studio Ghibli films are way different than, say, Overlord, where Albedo literally acts like a slut for Ainz's attention. 💀
Go watch the first episode of Attack On Titan and tell me you'd let your kids watch that
One of the most brutal pilots I’ve ever seen. Is it still considered a pilot?
you should go check out ninja kamui, my boyfriend and i were gasping in the first minute and a half
Decide to show them Bearfoot Gen, Grave of the Fireflies, and Gantz.
If they're not traumatized by War and Gore I don't know what else.
Attack on titan
even better, berserk
I watched Grave of the Fireflies once and that was one time too many. Still haunts me twenty years later
I feel it's the most realistic civilian perspective of the war and post war Japan.
Except it's watched almost entirely by adults.
So was Gremlins
You can always make them watch Akira.
Or any Satoshi Kon movie
I worked for the guy who made the 1st English translation of Akira. 😐
Who do you think makes anime? Definitely not kids.
goo goo ga ga
Well, first there's anime. Then there's anime...
They don't care to see the deeper message conveyed anime. Not that I like anime myself. But I am sure plenty of animes carry along a deep, meaningful message.
And some are very sexual.
And some are very gory.
So is your shirt
Berserk
Who are the “they” you are referring to? Work colleagues? Class mates? Friends?
Because if it’s the first two then you shouldn’t really give a s**t because once you leave that environment, you’ll likely never see them again.
Just get on with your life and don’t worry about it.
I spent my childhood playing video games and reading comics. People used to mock me for it but I ignored them. Fast forward 30 years and every other movie/TV show is based on a comic/novel/game. And guess who people come to when they have questions about these shows.
Hentai?
Ask them why. They'll probably say, because it's animated.
Then ask if they think Family Guy us appropriate for an eight year old?
Scream kaioken then hit em with a throat chop
Kaio what?
THATS IT. EVERYONE DIES.
Hahahahahahaha, not the anime I'm watching
I want to dislike this response but I just can’t, man. It, and your username are so perfect. 🤣
Your chance arrived, and you seized it.
" And Adults still watch it!......Oh the irony!"
and bitterness is for adults
Don’t work yourself up, young kamado. You’d reopen your wound. And that would be very bad. 🏀🤜🍩
Nobody gets to decide what's for kids. Let people enjoy things.
Moooooooom! Let me watch my show.
Here, watch Ranma 1/2.
You could always do what normally adjusted people do: don’t tell other normal people they watch Japanese cartoons.
So, what am I supposed to say when someone asks what shows I watch? All you're doing is reinforcing the stereotype that animated media is either "just for kids" or some freaky shit. Is it magically ok if I say I watch the Simpsons or Rick and Morty?
South Park been watching since age 0
And we have a winner. It's not something that comes up in conversation unless somebody brings it up. The people that do are those that watch anime. Only people that know I watch anime are friends and family. They also know I don't give a fuck if people find it weird.
Giving a fuck about what is and isn't kids' stuff is for those with too few responsibilities to fill up their own time.
r/murderedbywords holy fuck
Okay no problem let's just watch some attack on titan, followed by food wars with your kids
2 words. Ninja Scroll.
Right, just cartoons. For kids. Sure, yeah, go show your kid Redo of Healer and then get back to me on that.
Show them Berserk or Grave of the Fireflies
Dude, it's been like 80 years. Give it a rest.
Tell them to watch Goblin Salyer or Beserk or Promised Neverland or Tokyo Ghoul. Tell me they're for kids.
Oh yeah just like southpark!
Go watch "Deathnote" and explain to me how that's OK for kids.
"I'm sorry that you are too miserable to allow yourself entertainment outside of your limited world view. I'll go enjoy myself somewhere else so you don't get pissy in your no fun allowed zone."
fuck those kinds of people, I wouldn't say shit cus I pity them for not being able to enjoy Anime.
You let your kids watch naked giants massacre villages?(aot)
You’re right
You guys realize the point of a good comeback is to leave them unable to respond?
Saying some anime is porn is just going to lead them to calling you a bunch of groomers
And how are you going to make them watch an episode? You going to bring it up on your phone and make them watch it at gunpoint?
Y’all are terrible at this.
Yo mama a kid bitch.
So is hanging out on school playgrounds looking for kids to play with.
I mean, it is though. Telling somebody that anime isn't just for kids is like arguing to somebody.That looney tones wasn't made for a child audience
"And I'm a kid at heart. Pass the chocolate milk, please."
That’s like saying games are for kids. Do you want kids to play GTA?
Why would you need a comeback on this one?
Their loss if they don't know the variety of anime.
I suppose the best comeback is to simply ignore them as though they're hopeless and pointless to even reply to and keep watching.
I'm 50. Didn't even start watching any anime till I was 47. Screw what others think, like what you like.
I don’t think you would say that if you saw the same anime I see.
Ah yes because Titans the size of buildings chomping people in half is definitely “Made For Kids”
Grow a backbone coward
Then why is so much of it rated M?
Just start crying while pissing and shitting and Cumming in your pants at the same time.
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend. Shouldn't have to say more... not for kids. Not even for adults.
That’s like saying tv shows are for kids because Veggie Tales exists. Anime is an art form not a genre.
Make them watch episode 20 of Baki
"I guess being a dbag is for anyone though, huh?"
That kids cartoon sure had a lot of tentacle dicks
"Show that to my kids and I'll break your face"
You mean, anything that someone drew? What, you don’t like art?
I normally just say you obivously havn't watched anime than and its a sad reality missing out on cute anime girls with big tits gripping each other, most are either porn or insinuating it. But I guess that's to mature for you.
I would just go with the cold hard truth: “it’s not.”
Do you see how much blood, violence, and sex is in anime?! It’s safer for kids to watch American Horror Stiry than anime!
Yup. Keeps me young.
Ah yes, hentai is definitely appropriate for children
So are fairytales and false hope yet you still believe everything will work out for you
Tell them they obviously don’t know what Anime is and they don’t know what they’re missing. Wink and walk away.
Go F a tentacle
Don't say anything, just hand them Berserk.
Oh, yeah, Goblin Slayer and Food Wars are definitely for kids.
“I’m sorry you’re so wildly uncultured”
Promised neverland
Ask them "Do you REALLY want your 5 year old watching "Ninja Scroll" or something similar"?
Tell them to watch Grave of the Fireflies
Ever watch Seoul Station? Show it to your kids. How about Ninja Scroll? Akira? Vampire Hunter D? Go on. Put those shows on for your kids and see if they like it.
Tell them to watch Grave of The Fireflies
"I've seen what you watch. Your criticisms mean nothing to me."
Pull up the bloodiest and most brutal anime in front of them and go “huh, kid shows have gotten a lot more violent these days. Someone should do something about that before it affects their development.”
Don't say anything. Just show them the rabbit scene from Blood C
If that’s so, then kids have great taste.
Tell them about the most disturbing scene in graphic detail.
Bro even Naruto isn't for kids
Then why is there an Adult section??
Obviously a lot of degens watch anime and there is a lot of weird shit you'll find in those communities, but there is some amazing story telling in anime. I was introduced to anime by a hippie so I didn't even know about the weeb stereotype right away.
On the other hand things like tik tok and reality television is literally content curated for stupid adults. You can be stupid and watch anime too but if all you consume is short form junk food content or paranormal drama television you should not be criticized what others do in their spare time.
Tell them to look up hentai
Or any adult animes like demon slayer, attack on titan and most others
I wouldn’t want my child watching some of those shows.
Is it now? proceeds to pull up any ecchi anime available
So is judging people. What's your point.
Sorry Mr Katanas. There is no good comeback if people want to clown on you for watching anime. Just enjoy it anyways. Any defense will only make them cringe harder.
Just tell them to check out Elfen Leid, lmao
Ask them if they watch Anime? What shows. Then make their eyes glaze over as you talk about Psycho Pass or your other anime show. I always liked the ghost in the shell series. 🤷🏻♀️
And trix are for kids but you keep turning them
Maybe I live in an echo chamber, but I feel like this is the type of shit people used to say when I was a kid. I didn’t think people really gave a shit about whether you watch anime anymore, it’s become so mainstream
Disney is for kids too. But there are millions of middle aged women that enjoy it way more than kids do.
Stop his thoughts with an internal question waterfall. “Wow, I’m a little surprised to hear that from you.”
His brain: Are you saying I’m a nerd? Or I’m cool? Or that we’re friends? Or that I’m dumb? Or that I did something to make you think I like it? Did we talk about this already?
Yeah you got a point. Oh that reminds me you should check out this show called Bible Black.
Show their kids an episode of Boku no pico and then say, "you think it's for kids now?" (It's a joke, btw)
Berserk, attack on Titan, the ungodly amount of hentai websites. None of which are meant for children. I remember when I first watched AoT, I was legit disturbed for the first few episodes.
Pull up the most fucked up tentacle porn you can find and start power fapping while sucking your thumb like a little kid. Once you finish, start aggressively getting in every one's face yelling "you think that's for kids?"
So is Star Wars.
One word: Urotsukidoji.
Wow so you let your kids watch porn?
Have you heard of Hentai?
Anime is for deranged adults.
It's easy to judge when you didn't have a childhood.😜
My first anime was porn at 14. I remember her saying in Japanese about her and him Cumming "in unison". Nothin g rated aboot that. Ever since then, I've successfully failed to relive that anime moment. So fuck them!
"South Park and Family Guy are cartoons."
Hentai
Tell me you’ve never watched anime without telling me.
Tf those ppl on 😭 South Park exists
lol show them all the bloodiest anime moments you can
"Then I guess I like kids"
"I thought it was the crass judgmental comments that were for kids."
That's bullshit! Except for some things that aren't appropriate for children, everything is for everyone who likes it.
My reply to that statement is "So is making ignorant comments like that one."
Watch anything by Junji Ito and tell me if you still feel the same way.
You let your kids watch hentai?!
Berserk.
I genuinely love how wrong that statement is you wouldn’t show a kid dxd or something they just see cartoons style and assume childish
I didn't know stories with mass murder were for kids.
Judgement is for assholes.
Just show them Alucard's backstory from Hellsing. That'll change their mind real quick
You to watch an adult rated anime and come back to me later to finish this discussion.
Have them watch berserk with their kids
“You’re misinformed. The dominant demo that watches anime is adults.”
Idk if this is true but it sounds right
Just show them hentai
“Anime is for kids” well, then pull up a chair youngster and grandpappy will tell you the story of Kite.
Show them anime porn
Have you watched real anime? it's definitely not for kids. Not at all.
Look them square in the eye and in a deep voice say, "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru."
naruto runs away
"Watch Boku no Pico."
I think argument is such bs. Kids shows are made by adults, you think children are the ones making anime? Or Dora? Or any other number of cartoons? Enjoy what you like. Should tell those people to stop taking the everything so seriously.
Clap excitedly and go "yaaaaay, baby's first hentai"
Attack on Titan is not for kids.
Death note is not for kids.
Just start going off the incredibly long list of anime that is absolutely not for kids.
Blue Eye Samurai is not for kids.
I could go on, but you get the point.
Then why are so many adults funding gaming shops, and ComicCon? Seems you're outnumbered in your viewpoint my dude.
I mean it’s not for adults
You wear a Sportsball jersey with another man's name on it.
Watch berserk
I know it's great I've managed to maintain my childhood spark of kidlike wonder. I could have ended up all adulty like you 🙄 the eye roll is vital 🤣
Show them hentai
Well then I think you’d like it.
Devilman Crybaby.
No further comment.
Keep a list of clips from attack on titan, panty and stocking, heavenly delusion, etc.
Have them ready to show anyone who says that.
Acting like you were born yesterday is for kids too. Guess we both need to grow up.
"A lot if anime is porn. Are you suggesting porn is for kids?"