I'll hold the wheel barrow for you. Careful she kicks.

That's right asshole fuck around and find out.

I'd be surprised if they stay firm in their marriage .I hear so many happy endings to open relationships.

Give in I know a couple Kyie's they're good kids. Not one id pick but way better than some of the wackadoodle names I've heard lately.

I'm rich but dress like a slob. Lots of wanna bees spend their whole cheque trying to look like they have money. Bla bla book by it's s cover kinda thing

Caramel is worse. It firkin burnt sugar yuk

Just make one up like you did with the rest of the story.

How many pounds of snot over a lifetime. Just getting over a cold. I'll bet it's a big number.

Too many people to equals too many fuctards equals more laws. 100 years ago there was room to be an idiot all by yourself. Now if you act stupid you affect someone else so we need laws to stop it. America is in the top ten for locking up it's citizens. You were never free it's just propaganda.

I worked 4 ten hour shifts and thought it was a good deal. I see no issues with this. Even if they only want 32 hrs a week it's fine. As long as they are ok with either 10 HR days or a smaller cheque it's all good.

Personality. I won't put up with a mean bitch no matter how pretty.

Yes and if you do it really well you don't need the clutch.

The Bible says I can't jerk off but I still love too.

Oh waaaa you're sure one stuck up tight ass. Fart jokes are everywhere and most people laugh. it's you who has no sense of humor. Pull my finger.

Sure I'll go for weddings and funerals. I'll go to the Italian club even though I don't like their food. I don't hate religion I just don't care that much.