Yes, I was, I thought I saw you leaving the Advanced Power Bottoms class as I was arriving! Were you the one they were talking about who got the Benoit balls stuck on their dingleberries?
Turn it off! Like a light switch...
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
And finslly...
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
You're the Hobbit of cleanliness.
You forgot the Pits 'n Bits elevensies.
Cool. Didn't know I could beat up a cop without breaking the law.
Come Out, Harry, I say I say, come out and play. Then it will be quick, I say, quicker than a green grass through a goose, it might even be painless...get away from me, Wormtail, ya botha me!
I'll be in my bunk.
Eh...all religions based on the Bible are belief systems that are overlaid on top of the Bible, and then they cherry pick elements of it to justify the veracity of their system. That's why there are so many sects of Christianity...and why Christianity has evolved overtime and not stayed constant. From the US south using it to justify slavery to the prosperity doctrine of 2 decades ago to Christofascist fundamentalism today.
So...no need for health care then
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That's exactly the tack I would take with the Christians against dinosaurs group. They would start out saying: "yeah, yeah, preach brother" then "Wait... what?"
Shit...don't need aliens for this line of reasoning.
Based on DNA evidence, humans have been around for 150k years in our current configuration.
Abrahamic religions would have you believe:
God sat on his hands for Millennia watching as humans worshipped other "false gods". I thought he was a jealous god?
Did nothing to alleviate the pain and suffering of plagues, man's inhumanity to man, and countless wars for 10's of thousands of years.
Then got off his ass about 4-5 thousand years ago, and chose a backwards goat herding tribe to be their God. Not the Chinese, who had civilization, culture and WRITING to capture his wisdom and instructions.
And then led them to the promised land thats like the ONE PLACE IN THE ME WITHOUT ANY OIL UNDER IT.
I mean...seriously?
That's why I loved to troll the Christians Against Dinosaurs FB group. I posed as a Fundamentalist who harbored a hidden, deep seated attraction to T-Rex. His powerful heaving haunches were tools of the devil!
I'm a 6 ft, 250 pound blackbelt. Fuck no.
Yeah...sounds like this is written from a narcissist POV.
Yeah...sounds like this is written from a Narcissist POV.
And the rules were if one of them declined, no one would get any money, ensuring that no one would then decline. .
Leanansidhe is a succubus type of fairy from Irish tradition.
I got some great pics of the NL last night on my F5.
Yes, the twists, the turns, almost impossible to keep up with it. 😒
Polar Bear Snow Storm
Name a band where everyone is white but they're also albino
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