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Found On Social mediaMen are designed BY GOD to do hard physical labor that makes them sweat their asses off, and any man who doesn't do hard physical labor doesn't deserve to eat.
In a theocracy, all these basement dwelling mouth-breathers would not exist.
Men are designed by god to handle human waste. It’s proven science that men have less sensitive noses. All men should change all dirty diapers until the end of time. Any woman touching poop or vomit or any other bodily fluid that stinks is AGAINST God’s plan. /s
Remove the /s :D
My husband has the most sensitive nose ever, and hates poops. He is however a wizard at getting the baby to sleep.
All men are designed BY GOD to survive on less sleep than women, so they should be walking the baby to sleep at night and waking up every time the baby fusses.
Any woman who wakes up instead of her husband to tend to the baby is going against God’s plan.
My dad was the same! He was the only one who could get me, a violent eardrum-shattering cry baby with constant colics and intestinal motility issues, to sleep within 20 minutes.
My mom tho? I cried the whole time for 8-12 hrs straight (which only worsened her PPD). She was always so relieved when dad came back from work. She just popped me in his arms, said "do that magic trickery thing and shut that thing up. Only wake me up when it needs a diaper change" and ✨poof✨, to sleep I went.
There are some dads out there who are incredibly in touch with their nurturing side and just know what to do with their babes. And this patriarchy bible BS makes me so angry, because it minimises them to a stone cold pay cheque & prevents these dads of being a proud, nurturing and loving parent since that's seen as "the woman's job", and diminishes a woman to nothing but a child rearer & housekeeper. It's disgusting in every single way.
Yup, all men are just less sensitive and have tougher stomachs so obviously this is true /s
Having kids earlier in life is genetically linked to shorter life span
That's how it keeps women from aging ;)
/s
Take the upvote 😭
Can't age if you're dead!
It does cure every disease you can get. Even genetic disorders.
Can't suffer from old age if you don't get old!
Pretty sure teen pregnancies are more likely to be linked to high-risk pregnancies. Having them too young comes with health risks too.
Yes, they are. Pregnancy & childbirth can be deadly even under the best circumstances with a fully-formed human adult.
GIRLS who give birth that young are also much more likely to have problems with their pregnancies and require emergency C-sections.
That wouldn’t be genetics. I agree with your point but they’re not “genetically” linked, because there’s no gene for how soon someone has kids. There is likely some (also impacted by pleiotropy) for how soon a person can have kids, however it is never guaranteed genetically when someone has kids. Totally agree that having kids earlier in life is physically linked with a shorter lifespan, but as a geneticist myself i must point out, that is not a genetic trait
You are correct. Bad use of language.
Yeah, the title is misleading. It’s referring to “better reproductive health” which means being more fertile, capable of having children etc. but actually choosing to have children is not determined genetically. Not your fault, just bad wording by the article that my geneticist brain locked onto.
That’s just the source for the use of the verbiage
That’s what i acknowledged?
Someone tell these losers that sperms also age and contain more and more genetic erors with older age. So he shouldnt breed
There are a bunch of reasons he shouldn't reproduce, but, yeah, that's one of them.
Iirc, sperm quality begins to degrade at about 34. Where as egg quality begins degrading at about 36.
This is how Queen Victoria spread haemophilia to all European Royal families. It’s believed she inherited the genetic marker through her father who was 51 when she was born.
Having a child younger actually makes you age faster. Like everything this guy wrote here is stupid and gross, but that stuck out to me. Who honestly thinks that the stress of raising children as a child yourself would keep you from aging? That's not even counting the many ways being pregnant that young can impact your hormonal balance and physical body.
Also the idea that teenagers who haven't finished puberty have bodies more able to give birth without pain is just so laughably wrong.
They are more “elastic”
Hey but at least it keeps you from getting an education!
Whoever says kids keep you young has never had kids!
Or come out from under their rock (or they might have kids but they certainly didn't raise them). I don't need to have kids to look at my cousins and say Fuck No that ain't for me.
Ah yes. Catholics are absolutely never depressed. They're certainly the most happy go lucky group of people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
Guys will find any excuse to make sleeping with younger and younger women "acceptable". "Its for their own health and happiness if I bed a 16 year old!". Cool dude, it'd be faster to just say "Put me on a watchlist".
Thank god we have this guy to tell us what we all want by the age of 16! 🙄
Well, living for 20922789888000 years is a pretty ambitious plan, but good luck!
My grandparents got married when they were 13/14 and my grandma had her first kid at 13. It was a stillborn. My grandma constantly had affairs and maybe an even child with one her of dudes. My grandpa became an alchoholic and would sometimes drink perfume and pass out on the streets. He eventually died from liver failure. My grandma died in her 90s, she was a miserable person and a lot of my relatives were upset with her. And yes, they were both Catholic. In a central American country at that, the magical land where incels think all women are "submissive" or some shit.
So uh, I don't think either of them were "happy."
But she did live a long life /s
16 years olds are irresponsible. You don't want one as a mother to your children. You just want to dominate a little girl because grown women can see through your bs.
Right? I didn't even do my geometry homework when I was sixteen, but this guy thinks I would've been the perfect mother? Makes sense.
Ahh, those elastic bones!
I must’ve missed the elastic bones gene. I crashed on my bike when I was 16 and instead of bouncing I broke my face. Sucks to be me and my basic bitch bones.
Why were you out riding your bike when you should have been home with your baby? If only you had listened to this guy…
Apparently the perfect age for giving birth is when the skull bones haven’t closed properly, I.e. a few months old. /s
Well that IS the perfect age to be given birth TO... Maybe OP was confusing the two. But I think that's giving him too much credit 🤣🤦🏼♀️
Yes because I'm totes sure nobody is depressed in Vatican.
Also, I'm sure countries with a predominant population of teen moms also have the lowest suicide rates of all time, yeah?
Christianity summarized: Work hard your whole life for the aristocracy, follow our rules and don’t ask questions. Now heres the good news; you get to be super happy once you’re dead!
How did people fall for this shit?!??
Because questioning religious authorities got you dead, pretty damn quick. And if it's hammered into your head from the moment you're born, you're a lot less likely to ask questions about it's validity.
Yeah and they we’re confused by sunsets and lightning. That’s perfectly forgivable, but now… in the modern era… well its mostly that hammering you mentioned
If I had a kid at 16 it would have had a dumb name and an even dumber father. I believe the dude I was dating at the time now makes his living as a busker 😂
I had kids at 18 and 21 and based off my absolutely anecdotal evidence, you're very correct. Especially about the father.
I thought men are designed by god to build houses with their bare hands and make a bountiful living off the earth with only his hunting and farming skills.
If we're going with the original design, it didn't sound like they needed houses at all and tending the garden wasn't really even hard work. Rain wasn't even a thing.
Motherhood actually ages women. Like, quickly and visibly. Regardless of the woman’s (or in the case of a 16 year old, CHILD’S) age.
If I lived in a catholic theocracy, I would make friends with a rope.
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That explains why all of a sudden it was ''no one is born without sin''
Makes an argument to try and justify his desire to bone high school girls… then makes wildly unsubstantiated claim about how religious oppression would eliminate mental illness. Yupp, rock-solid logic there.
/s
So rock-solid my foot is stuck in one of them gaps
I'm sorry, but if your bones are elastic, you have bigger problems to worry about than the ideal age for child-bearing.
And if men had to give birth the population will shrink.
No, depression and divorce would be worse when people then mature into adulthood and are unhappy and wondering wtf they got trapped in when they did not yet possess the foresight and decision-making skills of an ADULT. But if you want old fashioned husband poisonings to become a common trend again...
But in a Catholic theocracy there would be no divorce, therefore the crappy guy who undoubtedly would have no qualms about cheating doesn't get depressed.
Yeah, nothing like motherhood to keep you looking young. 😏
No girl is ready to be a mother at 16!
Bones are not elastic. If they were, they wouldn't be any use.
This guy was designed to die on the battlefield at 16.
Kids DO NOT keep you from aging rapidly. A man would say that because they so rarely actually do any child care.
Baby, I had depression way before 16
Don't give him any ideas.
The more kids you have the faster you age on a cellular level 🤣 People that didn't even have HS biology need to sit their asses down.
You know, I once read a story that happened in medieval Europe I wanna say, where a Catholic woman who wanted to die knew suicide was a sin she could not be forgiven for, so she found a loophole: murder.
She found a child playing in the yard of a family and tossed that child into a river to drown. She was hanged for her crime, but knew she would be forgiven with her last rights and would get into heaven. I remember that story because the couple had longed for a child and had gone through trouble conceiving, so that was their miracle baby.
People who lecture about depression and what would be good under “Catholic rule“ seem to forget all the tragedies that Catholicism leaves in its wake.
But really, you just wanna fuck underage girls, so just fucking say that instead of making up shit about religion to justify your perversion.
Is that why he's lusting after teenagers as a 30 year old ADULT?!
I'm not a doctor or anything, but I don't remember my bones being any more elastic as a teenager... joints and other soft tissues, maybe, but bones?
is it truly happiness if being unhappy is illegal??
Women in anniversary portraits from the renaissance usually look way older than they are…obviously she’s usually surrounded by seven or eight kids. And the women on the portraits could afford help! It’s just hard on a body.
Also, these guys realize that the eras when teen marriage was common that the husbands of these girls were also usually teens. While It wouldn’t be unusual for a grown man to marry a teen girl as a second marriage after being widowed, more often than not first marriages were between young people only a few years difference in age.
Also the average peasant woman for hundreds of years didn’t marry until 19/20 cause they understood and didn’t get her period till 16.
Lastly…bones need to be elastic? My guy knows shit about pregnancy and ligaments and relaxin and bones apparently (cause by sixteen your bones aren’t “flexible” anymore …but apparently knows a ton about being a creep.
Elastic bones? Sixteen year olds aren’t Plastic Man.
Wait until he finds out that Catholics are marrying later, too, or that people in the historically very Catholic Republic of Ireland are on average in their mid-30s when they marry.
Not scrolling his page is self care.
They wouldn't have a word for depression...just like fish don't have a word for water.
They had a word way back when... melancholy
it sure is terrifying being 16 knowing that this man is not alone whatsoever in his thoughts
When did women get elastic bones? I want elastic bones?!
The risk of maternal mortality is highest in teenage mothers, so God's design can fuck all the way off.
But repression certainly does!
Lets just say I am forever grateful I didn’t have a kid with the bf I had when I was 16. That would be the darkest timeline
Yes ladies, have more children for the church to abuse!
“What about, y’know, spousal abuse…” “That doesn’t happen”
Oh ok, case closed
My grandma got married to my grandfather at 16 (he was 21) and he ended up raping my aunt and mother in their bed at night while grandma was asleep when they were young teens.
Can’t we just like… look at existing religious theocracies and see how well that’s treating women?
I can come up with a theocracy in which depression won't exist
oh yeah what religion is going to run it?
the most depressed one
You notice this is a man saying all this
No mention of the men who are suppose to finance all of this
No ❤️
I had my daughter when I was just turned 17 and it was fucking painful. She got into so much trouble, cord was wrapped around her neck and she was born by emergency c section l after she started to lose oxygen and her heart rate was plummeting. She was born blue. She could have died. It took me 10 years to actually feel OK again because of the trauma.
Fuck God if this is what his design was and fuck these perverts who just want to excuse being attracted to children.
Did these guys forget what it was like to be a teenager? Lots of teens make bad parents because they still want to party and hang with their friends. They don't want to sit at home with a baby. That's a recipe for depression.
Bro needs to explain birth defect rates for that age group of mothers, then.
someone check his hard drive…
Yep, well known golden age, 1100s Europe.
Ew.
Of course its Zherka
Yes let’s take the biology lesson from this guy 🙄
dafuq?!
“Depression wouldn’t exist because we’d simply forbid females from being depressed. Problem solved!”
Oh yeah, the cure to depression is to commit sex acts on children.
God lol. Stopped there
From aging rapidly? Does this guy know what it means to be a parent?
In a catholic theocracy, depression would not exist because any woman with even the tiniest bit of smarts would off themselves.
Women are made by bethesda by the mans opinion. Games always crash when u dont spam save.
Laughs in childfree and single and unavailable.
Depression...give dem theocrats a break. Once they got the oppression part perfected, the depression part will come all by itself.
Someone has never heard of postpartum depression, or the phenomenon where a wife’s priorities change once she has kids, and she heavily places the role of mother far above your emotional, sexual, householdal, and visual needs and wants.
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