You could say : “Let’s see… I woke up this morning. I’m not dead. I had a great bowel movement. I didn’t injure or kill anyone on my drive to work. My socks match and I have clean underwear on. How about you??”
A great bowel movement can make or break a day. A Squatty Potty, a Tushy, and a Perfect 4 on the Bristol scale are all things I don't take for granted.
You’re too pleasant. I would’ve said I took a fat wonderful shit that morning to whatever pessimist asked me that question. Like why would you even ask “what’s so good about it?”. Life is too short to be 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 dense 😂
Yeah, I use a much more flowery version of your 2nd suggestion with people I don't like.
Something like, "I get to bask in the warm glow of your sunny personality all day!' Of course, I say it very enthusiastically with a big smile on my face.
"Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green.
But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.
"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
-JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit
...and you'll still get some jackass saying "What's so good about it?" To which I respond "All I said was 'Morning', you put the 'good' in there with no help from me."
Enjoying seeing your mum waking me up every morning with her lips wrapped around my dick. Now, I will live it up to your imagination which lips are wrapped around my cock.
“Sorry you have such a shitty life that always are like this at this time of the morning. I am really happy today and am manifesting today will be great day”
Proceed to slap them on the face with a keyboard. Never fails 👍🏽
— they’re giving a cry for help, so acknowledge it. Maybe they really are in deep mourning or severely depressed. At least acknowledge they are saying they are in pain.
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
Ok, I'm that coworker. I'm not that rough, though. I'm more Vulcanese by responding, "I acknowledge it's morning; the good has yet to be seen" with an enigmatic look.
Best comback in my opinion would be presenting me with an iced coffee and a Danish and saying, "This!"
Nothing. I apologize. I was attempting to blend in with the humans in recitation of the daily social liturgy. I see I can forgo such insignificance in our future interactions. I look forward to the brevity of our discourse.
I stopped saying the word "Good" before saying good morning. I just say "Morning" just to keep from hearing people say those exact phrases "what's so good about it?."😠
Now I say to them "I hope you get to the day you deserve." I figured I'd just let Karma figure things out for them.
"Good morning is a commonly used salutation. It is friendly way to great people and let them know that you wish them a good morning. It doesn't literally mean that this morning is or has been good thus far. Dumb ass."
"It's a wish. Not an assessment."