How is your 9 hour car ride going?
Not entirely sure, I remember my shower thoughts like I remember my dreams.
Is there a bud light or seltzer that doesn't taste horrible?
Take all the conservative women. We don't want them!
Who were the best sex workers?
Inspecting penguin's death
"Damn. This killer's cold as ice."
Porcupine fingernails.
"You're the last woman I'd cry for."
"Hi, K911? Yeah, my owner took my babies and gave them away to some strangers."
Kansas Full Moon
Elder Skelter & The Pickleball Players
Pretty much all my guilty pleasures and a lot of the nostalgic ones.
"Keep it down, I'm taking a shit!"
I mostly post in comedy subs for amusing answers. I'll make a real post someday (like the trueoffmychest post I'm working on).
AMA and I’ll go through your profile and ask you something.
AMA