Why are dreams so fucking stupid and asinine
fucking stupid and a canine in this case?
reddit keeps reminding me im not original. but that one was so on the (dog) nose i'd be mad if no one had made it yet
Loll
“what the fuck” doesn’t convey how weirded out I’m right now
Agreed
nah this is crazy
I think more people here need to do some 3am deep dives into weird fetish shit because this does not compare to the shit I have seen
Admittedly this does fall under the same category as the worst thing I have ever seen (weird tf stuff), but it does not come close
Weird tf stuff doesn’t narrow it down, that’s a broad category there that ranges from “technically porn but holy shit I’m invested” to “I want my eyes burnt out in a grease fire”
I think the craziest one I've seen was a story where someone turned into a cat and fucked a cat as a cat.
The wild thing about it is it's actually a really well-written account of someone's identity and intelligence slowly disappearing as they turn into an animal and he's completely unaware of it, but not in an unpleasant way? Like it's just a series of confusing moments that feel increasingly like childhood, like a happy catness dementia?? At some point, he fucks a cat.
I genuinely want to share it with people because it's like nothing I've ever seen, except the problem is that it's tf porn of a guy who turns into a cat and fucks a cat as a cat.
yeah, thought i'd stick to broad strokes so i don't have to say what i actually saw
That's ok
Least traunatised american
Bro what…
Craziest sloppy toppy of your life (also the most expensive)
give it to me roomba daddy
ive had two similar dreams: one when i was really young i met shaquille o'neal and his thumbs were penises. another where i was in this colorful hospital maze and i asked some nurse how to get out and she just poured diet dr pepper all over her chest and then started chasing me. really fucking bizarre
Diet Dr. Pepper 🎙🎼🎶 It's 🎵 the 🎶 sweet 🎵 one~! 🎶
gonna look up the ginger if those music emojis aren’t accurate you’re done
For making this post, this user was banned for 6 days
a ban isn't enough I need them dead
Mods, burn his crops and salt his fields
Wasnt that a guy from new vegas honest hearts?
do you mean salt-upon-wounds??
General gobbledegook
should i take sneering imperialist for that
More!
More!
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
We don’t need a ban, we need this man 20ft down
What if they live in Holland?
Then we need him 12.796m down, considering that the average elevation in Holland (the island) is 6.7 meters. That's less than four football fields!
What kind of football field are we talking about? The objectively correct one where you kick around a ball made out of pentagons and hexagons?
The one where you throw the ball into the hoop
Isn't that rugby ? Idk I don't follow ball sports
They’re talking about basketball. The Space Jam one.
Not Baseketball, like the movie?
It's correct either with the correct one or the american one
not enough i want them vaporized
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THIS IS NOT ENOUGH
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Mods, tie him up and hang him by his balls
fuck no roomba get this mofo their 1 year
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Can you make it 60?
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Are you saying that all white women like dog penis?
Yeah
Hm..
What in the
i don't even know what to say
He got that dog in him
:(
I had a similar dream back when I used to wet the bed as a young boy. In my dream, I went to the bathroom to avoid wetting the bed (lol). Got to the bathroom, and my penis is gone. Next thing you know, I feel a sensation in my mouth, and it turned out my tongue was my penis now. I bend over the bowl and begin pissing from my mouth. Next, slowly but surely, I noticed my fingers were also turning into penises. Panicking, I try to get them over into the bowl because they, too, start pissing, and I don't want to make a mess in the bathroom. Woke up after feeling mental relief that I didn't piss the bed lmfao.
Is that "the American Dream" I always hear about?!
Jesus Christ
Sounds ruff
I cant even go to sleep in peace it's 4 am man
American dream!
Hello 👋
Hello there 😁
And the Worst username censorship ever award goes to op!!!
At least he didn't pee in his mouth.
ok but it’s a tuesday you have no chance
What the fuck