Hmmm...The autobiography of Donald Trump. A popup book
Not Dubya?
How To Make Your Own Tea Bag Labels, In 500 Steps
"How To Read? Hmm, let's see- oh wait, I can't read."
“Hey Bob, you think maybe we can get rid of some of the copies of ‘Bible III: What Didnt You Guys Understand about Loving Other People?’”
Better Homemaker's definitive classic: How To Expertly Repair Shoe Laces - plus the guide to straightening wire coat hangers like new, and so much more!
Excuse me, do you have “Epstein, Weinstein, Cum Stain - The Pervert’s Guide To Sexual Assault”?
No, but we do have “the prudes guide to sexual defense”
“Ethiopians I’ve met while Yachting”
“Im looking for the 120 minute audiobook of ‘Baby Shark’…yes, with lyric sheet.”
My First Ethnic Cleansing Picture Book
Das ist ein sehr interessantes Buch!
“I wonder why nobody’s checked out this self-help book called, “My Struggle.”
picks up book and peers at title
"Well this is interesting...How To Shove a San Pedro Cactus Up Your Ass"
“Oh, no Mrs. McGillicutty - this is To DRILL A Mockingbird. Completely different subject, but the illustrations are …uhhhhhh….”
Epstein's Island the pop up edition
looks at book “idiots guide to reading an idiots guide”
Divorce For Children : Sometimes It Is Your Fault
Cultivating Fungi For Fun and Profit: Making Your Toes Work For You
just a bunch of gay porn
“181 step guide on how to check out a library book”
How to pay in more taxes for the dummy.
Your Fun List of lawn Growth Rates
"Donald J. Trump's Guide for Grabbing Pussy."
How to kiss frogs
The Life and times of Dewey decimal.
“Mein Kamphy Kouch?”
How To Check Out Library Books.
Steal This Book, by Abbie Hoffman
"Beginner's Guide On How to Count Blades of Grass."
"Bill Cosby's Guide to Making The Perfect Cocktail."
How to find books in the Library.
Hmmm...The autobiography of Donald Trump. A popup book