Kiss an Angle Good Mourning
Operation - it’ll send enough electricity to kill you if you touch the edge.
Hannibal Lecture giving group therapy to a class full of Karens
This victim has Ernest Shackleton’s fingerprints all over him, we can now close this ‘cold’ case.
I too was in Zagreb back when it was part of Yugoslavia - and you’re right, beautiful part of the world
The noises in my head shouldn’t keep you up at night.
“I’m the king of the Swamp!!”
Single male bear looking for she-bear, must be interested in hunting for pick-a-nick baskets, making Boo-Boos, and shitting in the woods
“Sir, I know I have a Thai, so why don’t you let me in? It’s because I’m from Zagreb isn’t - you idiots are all the same”
”Sorry sir, but we do not serve sour Croats either”
Like the tooth brush was named in Mississippi, if it was named anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush
Mr. President, Russia has just launched ballistic missiles inti Alaska
Nobody puts baby in the dryer
Raiders of the Lost Set of Keys
Melvin Schlep: “Okay, Mr. Booth, with your purchase of this exquisite Deringer pistol please enjoy these complimentary pair of tickets to, “Our American Cousin”
The Crack of Dawn
Fat Ladies Who Can't Wipe Good
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