Worst toys for a demon to possess
That's not a demon, that's just nihilism
"Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Light it! Place it! Cut it! NOW DRAW A PENTAGRAM IN YOUR OWN BLOOD."
Damn, must be made in China
Why does teddy ruxpin have a strange voice
What happens when you put your AC/DC tape in your Teddy Ruxpin.
Living easy, living free...
Azrael, the good news is that you now possess the most deluxe toy we could find. The bad news is, it's a one-of-a-kind collector's item that the owner is never ever going to take out of the box!
Azrael is an angel azaezel is one of the princes of hell you clearly haven't watched supernatural lol
Demons are known to disguise themselves as angels of light. They might also engage in angelic identity theft. :)
But you're right; I haven't watched Supernatural.
It's a good show gets a little repetitive at times but has some cool lore which is historically accurate. If you ever want to dig into Christian angels demons and such I recommend starting with religion for breakfast on YouTube and if you want to read some really weird stuff look into hermetic solomonic and sophic mysticism. I say this as a purely educational pursuit. If you have beliefs you feel from the heart keep them guarded as you learn.
"No matter how many times I change the battery, it always dies after 5 minutes of use!"
Bro…. This Gi Joe keeps trying to convince me to kill my family… let’s make a bong out of it!!!!!
Zartan with the color changing skin. Has to be! :)
“Ok class, who wants to say where Glornox the Unholy went wrong?”
“He possessed a clown doll!”
“Very good LaLoma Mistress of pain! We saturated the market on demonic clowns now a clown doll even twitches it goes in a bonfire! Show some creativity up there!”
Super monotone:
" I am become the dildo of consequences destroyer of anuses"
"I shall...d....str....oh no...battery low...."
Clackers or ball in a cup
ominous demonic clacking
Mm. Kinky.
It's better than bad. It's good.
Furbie. Oh. Wait.
Fuck it. I'll make it worse.
A Furbie dildo.
Is a Furbie dildo a dildo FOR Furbies, or a Furbie-like dildo?
Absolutely
A Furbie dildo? Hmm...🤔
I'd buy one.
😳 😆 😑 💀 🪦 🌲
Does...wa..clears throat
Does your dildo have... fur....and eyes?!? 😭
*Furby voice* "HELL... IS... FUUUUUULL, BIIIIITCH!"
I fixed a broken one of those.
Easy Bake Oven!
Pruflias demon of the outer rim of the third circle of hell was surprised to find itself bound into the Hitachi Magic Wand personal massager.
Tickle Me Elmo… OR DIE!
Jacks from back in the day. No one would play with them today.
Can anyone tell me why the legos keep being tossed around the floor despite me constantly picking them up? This is the 6th time Ive stepped on them...
( cue the evil laugh)
Mr Potato Head was making weird sounds, so I pulled off his arms, lips and feet and shoved them all in his butt. Now he's really quiet.
Sex toys
"Honey, go check on Emily. She's been in the backyard swaying that yo-yo in front of her face for 15 minutes."
"Whoa this Chucky doll moved! Let's blow it up"
Warning: this product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
A dildo.
Chinese finger trap.
Ghouls and Ghosts for the Sega Genesis.
I AM THE DEMON BEELAZABUB
I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
WHEN YOU FINALLY RETRIEVE ME
GET A LADDER
NO
PETULANT CHILDREN
I WAS CONSUME ALL!
DO NOT SWAT ME OFF WITH A BROOM
why did I possess a frisbee?
GO AND GET AN ADULT
DO NOT TRY AND THROW ANOTHER FRISBEE
seriously
Listen here Billy, Red Rider BB guns are made to put eyes out. If you don't want it to be your eye you are going to have to choose someone else. You have two days to decide.
"player one, you're up
Swoosh Triple 6
Swoosh Triple 6
Swoosh Triple 6
Next player
Next player
Next player"
Hello kitty doll
DA-duh Da-duh
Da-duh-Da-duh-duh
Da-duh Da-duh, Da-duh Duh
Duh Da-duh Da-duh-Da-duh-duh
F̴̨̨̡̢̢̡̡̛̛͉̬͍̩̣̻̩̞͓͉̝̰̣̪̘̞̼̻̩̗̥̙̫͓̯̠̩̰͈̬͚̭̘̫͊̈̓̑̓̊̀̈́͊̀̍̄̈͛͋̆̈́̄́̔͗̄̔͛̊͒͘͘͝͝͝ͅͅȨ̷̧̢̛͎̜̩͕̳̺̠̹͚̖͓͚̘̠̝͉̹̰̗̪̞͓͙̺̠͕͔̪̣̙̮͙̬͉͑́͒̃̓̒̓̓͐̈́̌̕͜͜͠͝ͅͅȨ̵̡̹͖̜̺̰̘̘̙͖͙̱̤̰̱͍̖̣͕̙̠̀͋̓̑̿́̈́̄́̚͜͝ͅḐ̶̢̢̡̨̢͇̱͇͎̯̗̜͎̺̹̫̼̪̟͓͔͕̟̱̦̞̟̲̬͔̲͎̰͇̤̗̱͕̖̫͍̥̏̈̓̑͝͝ ̸̢̨̨̗̞̦͖̪̝͓̗̦̠̮̥̉͐͛͐̾̾̒͜͠͝M̷̺̤͍̪͎̜̥͍͕̙̱̓̓̔͋̆͒̊͐́̇̍̀̊̒̾̋̌͊͊͋̓̊͘̚̚̚͠͝͠É̵̻̦̫̥̫̤͎͇̖̪̙̪̜̰̱̲̻̳̗̗͉̯͐͗͋͑̾́̌͘ ̸̢̧̡̢̨̖͎̠̲̙͇̰̱̜̪̫͕̭̘̘̲͓̘̳͍̪̯̠̪͖̯͍̪̞͇̮͓̺͕̪̤̝̦̼̝͓͎̫̪̦̍͆̋̂͛̿̈́͌̆͗͆̄̀̇̌͂͛̉͊͑̀͛̊̊̀̋̄̏̓̐̃̃̓̔̏͊̐̓̓̓͆̕͘̕͘͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝Y̸̢̛̛̞̹̭͙̠͖̠̙̟̪̞̗̩̫̹̟̺̳͓͓̹̦̣̤͕͎͔̮̳̾̈́̂̀͌̍͌̊͆͒͊̄̈́̈́̈́̒̊̈̌̉́̋̌̀͋͂̂̊̏͆̈͑̅̈̓̇̓̀̀͗̽̏̾̕̚̕͠͝͠ͅͅǪ̶̛̛̞̥͚̻̝̯̭̖̺̒̆̓́̀͛̾̌̄̂̄͑̑͌̊̈̊̈̈̋̊̀͌͛͌͛͋̑̀̃̏̍͌͛́̚̕̚͝͝Ư̸̧̢̢̫̗̪̪̬͉͇͔͕̼̳͖͇͓̗̣̘̤͖̟̹̺͍͎̲̬͎̑̄͌̿̿͛̄͂́̆̈́̎͆̄̍̃̐̇̉̊͆̀͑̇̽̿̐̐̚͠͝Ṙ̷̨̧̢̧̧̡̧̢̧̹͚̹̬̥͈̳̘͓̜̠̹̫̙̬̟̤̠͇̤̜̲̬̥͖̗̯̤̗̪̝̻̯͓̼̱̗̤͎̯̫̟̱̝͕̯̠̳̗̮͓̜̒̇̍̌̐̒̿͋͗̆̽̓̿̀̈́̈́̑̋̔̆̈̾̿͊͘̚͜ͅ ̷̢̨̡̧̛̛̘̫̯̲̪̭̜̟̝͓̗̬͖̬̗̻͚̻͉̩̹̖͖̥̣̪͙̹̙̣̘̥̲̘̬̱͍̼̮̪̼̬̻̘̺̪̫͉̺̜̖̓̀͐̑̇̀̓̉̀͌̌̇̈́̇̇̇͒̏̓̋͆̇̈́̎̈́̈̓̎̏͋͊̅͋̈́͂̂̆̈́̽̋̃̃͋̈͒͂̀̑́͒͐͆̕͘̕̕͘͘̚͘͜͝ͅE̶̛̛̛̓̈́̆̍͑͌͛̈͐̊̾̅̽̎̑̑̃͋̌̄̀̍̄̔̒͗̑̈̍̀͗͂͊́̈̄̉̈͂́̈́̈́͑̐̓̎̒̏̚͘̚̚̕͘̕̕̚͝͠͠͠ͅY̶̡̧̢̢̧̛̛̳̫͔͍͉̣̫̻̘̲͎̼̖̼̪̼̱̟͉̬̱͉̗̙̳̩̤̜̜̻͕̭͇̟̯͍̦̘̳̖̭̗͙̙̩͉̻͙̳̳̦͎̪̮̱̏̄̌̓͊͌͗̏̊̾̈̿̏͒̈́̒̑͒̔̒͐͒̽̒͗̿̀̉̓͋̔̿́͋̽͛̂́̌̉̌̑̎̉͊̈́́̈͆̃͆͛̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅȄ̴̢̨̡̢̢̨͙̹̣̭̜̜̳̣̫͙̬̠̲̲̺̣̦͓͚̤͓͈̲̹̬͚̯̹̭̲̱̻͖̫̩͍͔̗̰̲̻͎͔̻͊͜͜͜͜Ş̸͉͚̲̺̊̾̽͊̽͑̈́̽́͐͛̓̈́̋͑́͑̈͐̂̉̀̐̕
Oxanna! Noooooooooo!
“1 more time is all I’m asking, just let me use this slinky down the endless stairs 1 more time then I’ll get back to work.”
I would assume any sex-toy
Grandma's vibrator sounds like it is summoning the anti-christ.
Why does my bad dragon 22 inch light up vibrating dildo with 40 different light and vibration settings with octopus sounds and ultra realistic moaning keep saying "HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN" while I use it? (Never said what type of toy)
Vibrator. Just imagine it suddenly appearing in a dark hallway vibrating towards you at a snail speed ominously.
Look, Timmy! Aunt Susie got you a Bibleman action figure that can say all of Bibleman's favorite Bible verses!
A Furby! ...wait
Sandpaper dildo
Speak and spell
"NOW SPELL: ANSWER
ESS
AYY
CEE
ARR
AIY
EFF
AIY
CEE
EEE"
"Straight to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."
"This game of Monopoly is tearing this Family Apart" cries uncontrollably
You're telling me that game wasn't made by the devil himself already?
Makes sense.
See and say.. hopefully it won’t land on the Satan slot
Hey honey. Why is your dildo trying to jump in my butt?
Operation - it’ll send enough electricity to kill you if you touch the edge.
Jarts or jacks
"All I do is give it money and this politician dances like a marionette."
Hitachi
Magic
Wand
Donald Trump.
Ooooohhhh, you meant "possess", not "own"!
Lament Configuration Puzzle Cube
Operation! Now with chanting and pea soup!
Why does my Magic 8 Ball keep telling me that it doesn't matter in the end, I'm going to hell?