Charger or Bumper

Twiglet

I was hoping for the same shenanigans you got up to with her mum. Kinda like continuing the family tradition

Pruflias demon of the outer rim of the third circle of hell was surprised to find itself bound into the Hitachi Magic Wand personal massager.

Enough.

The best advice my wife ever gave me was the phone is there for our convenience not everyone else. If we're busy or feeling antisocial we just don't answer the phone.

Halfway between Jody Foster and Helen Hunt

Teddy

Toffee

Clive

Probably better than most of Michael Bay movies

Very low altitude helicopter

Buttons

Robin! Stand back... I'll capture the Penguin with my Bat Yoyos

Jinx

But after you mentioned shoelace in your post, it could be a great name for a playful cat. I think I'll pinch that name for one of our future foster cats

Crackers

Goober

McDonald's - still technically food.

NTA but...

Cancelling the wedding stuff without talking to your son was a bit of a dick move. If it were me I'd have sat down and spoken to him and his girlfriend. Tried to come to a compromise or at worse a plan for them to repay you the cost.

Your son is the butthole for cutting you off for the bio family garbage that abandoned him.

I understand why you did what you did and are fully justified in doing it. I do wonder if it will drive the wedge even deeper though? This might cost you any chance at a relationship with him and any grandchildren they might have.

Oh the joys of running through the spray from a hose in the summer...

I'm a retired further education teacher and a lot of my colleagues in the college who taught the trade skills were saying that a surprisingly high number of students were coming to their classes who could not do basic maths so we're clueless about estimating, costing and invoicing jobs. Reading engineering plans and construction blueprints. Reading and comprehension skills were well below functional for some of their apprenticeship students. They couldn't follow instructions for installation of materials or devices. Directions for mixing products. One teacher said he struggled to get one lad to read a tape measure, a tool needed for almost all of the trades.

Tell your kids that whilst the trades can lead to a fulfilling and rewarding career they do need a school education beforehand.

NTA

Normal couples let each other sleep. Especially when they are sick and need more sleep. My wife and I discuss getting up the night before. If we plan couples stuff we agree a waking up time and if either wakes up early we go do something quietly till it's time to wake up. That's what normal couples do.

Tell him to grow up and keep himself entertained till you wake up. Otherwise start waking him up when you are awake early.

You never want to be balls deep when cleaning the septic tank

Nancy