"Yes, t'is I, Alexander the Mid! Wait, where are you going?"
“France is safe thanks to us! The Four Musketeers!”
“Yeah no one will ever forget your contributions Jacques!”
D'Artagnan was the 4th Musketeer and then subsequently boned the queen and was father to King Louis XIV and his twin brother.
"I, Charlemagne the Great, united central and western Europe and became the first Holy Roman Emperor."
"I, Charlesecondary the OK, united two slices of bread and enjoyed a sandwich."
Melvin Schlep: “Okay, Mr. Booth, with your purchase of this exquisite Deringer pistol please enjoy these complimentary pair of tickets to, “Our American Cousin”
" And this is my youngest son, Dingus Khan."
"Guten Tag. Ich heiße Alfred Hitler. Als Scherz erzählte ich mein Bruder, dass sein Schnurrbart gut aussehe."
[Auf Englisch: "Hello. My name is Alfred Hitler. I told my brother his moustache looked nice as a joke."]
John Footpenis petitioned the king for higher taxes on tea and wanted state run religion.
“And there’s the guy who rode behind Paul Revere, Ralph.”
The other rider's name was actually Dawes!
Craig christ
Thomas Flatulence…. Scientist who discovered the reason farts stink
"Yes, t'is I, Alexander the Mid! Wait, where are you going?"