I felt sorry for those parent who had to sit near Trump during the ceremony. Not only did they have w to it up with what must have been an intolerable smell, they also would have had to hear Trump ask Melania “Is that one Braxton?” as every kid walked onto the stage.

The problem is when he is tasked to write his own speeches, and 5 hours later all he has done is draw some childish sketches of animals farting.

And it’s Trump’s “I just DID a shit” look!

Bits of the dome falling down, because god used cheap materials and shoddy labour when he had the thing built. It’s literally falling apart as we speak!

Thankfully Trump never gets anything in on time. It’s always “in 2 weeks” with this guy.

I was hoping someone would get the reference 😃

Jesus! The guy could be in Spinal Tap.

Trump is obviously planning on committing a lot more crimes if he is elected for a 2nd term, so he figures he will then need to have a 3rd term to keep him out of prison due to all his 2nd term crimes.

Yeah, and then shortly followed by the MAGA drones with their new T-shirts saying “Real men rape underaged girls”.

“Have a solved the cold case yet?”

“Which one? Technically every case is the cold case here in Antarctica”.

I’m hoping that somehow we will see that the Ewoks have taken control of the galaxy.

Obviously Trump is planning to commit a lot more crimes if he is elected for a 2nd term, so he will need a 3rd term to keep him out of prison due to all his 2nd term crimes.