Reminds me of one of Jack Handy’s “Deep Thoughts.”
“Whenever a child asks me what rain is, I tell them it’s God crying. When they ask me why God is crying, I tell them it’s probably something they did. “
Meteors don't exist. How can they, if there's nothing for them to hit! I mean, don't tell me you're one of those Bozos that believes EARTH exists, right?
It ain jest aeroplanes dat sprayin us wid dem chemtrails the Guberment also be shooten dem hormones into tha air wid dem rockets! DEM SO CALLED MEATEYORS BE THE HORMONE CANIISITERS FALLIN BACK TO THE GROUND BE CAUS OF BOYNANCY! THEY SPAYIN EBERYBODY WID DEM WHOEMONES ! HOW ELSE DID I GET THESE TITTIES? HUH? EXPLAINS THAT ONE NIEL DEGRASS TYRONE!
Bits of the dome falling down, because god used cheap materials and shoddy labour when he had the thing built. It’s literally falling apart as we speak!
Chunks of the firmament that has fallen off cause why wouldn’t that crumble?