There are too many I’d want to change. I wouldn’t be able to choose just one. And I genuinely can’t think of one that I’d actually want to relive. There have been good moments, I guess, but not entire days that were good. And really nothing that stands out as being so incredible that I’d want to do it again. Not the answer you wanted, but the truth.
A walk around the block would also work.
Given that Juliet was 13 and Romeo was 16 in the play, I think there might be some protests if they stuck too closely to the text.
“I intend to finish inside her this time. Or if that’s a dealbreaker, I guess I could pull out at the last moment and shoot my load across her back. But don’t you want grandkids?“
16 million is complete insanity. Even if you love dicks. That’s mental illness.
Mournful. Like you’re mourning the end, but the reason you feel so much emotion is because the experience/relationship was so meaningful.
But maybe that doesn’t quite capture the happiness.
That’s a lot of unprocessed beef.
Get out of there, whatever it takes. And don’t let him find out where you’re going.
Pessimistic. But I’m sure my answer will be wrong because I’m useless and the world sucks. /s
It was obviously God’s will. With a little help from Mossad.
“Why are you so reluctant to attend my class? What’s so bad about naked fat yoga in a small hot room?“
I would need more information to judge. An “assassin thing”? School for assassins? Organization? Three Musketeers kind of deal?
Assassin stories are usually entertaining. But there are a lot of them. So how is yours going to stand out? If you feel like it’s too boring or predictable, change it. Throw in a major problem that requires solving.
NTA. He is most definitely the asshole. Sounds like you have two kids, not one. You’re not expecting much, but he doesn’t even do the minimum. I’m not going to tell you to break up, but you need to do something. I’m sure he would refuse to attend therapy, but it’s not a sustainable way to live.
This reminds me of a sketch:
That kid will need a lot of therapy one day.
I read about a woman with severe migraines who took up swimming in the sea and lakes. The cold water seemed to help. Try it.
But also, your annoying way of typing might have SoMetHing tO dO wITH iT.
“Some people think that you cease to exist forever after death.”
Yes. Because it makes sense. Before your parents decided to have a kid, you weren’t floating around waiting for a vessel to be incarnated into. You only became you as a result of their combined gametes and therefore their genetic information. If there had been some kind of spirit, that would not have been you as you are now in any sense.
So you were born and raised in a certain environment, a certain time and place, that shaped who you are. Your genes and early experiences formed your personality. Your brain developed in a certain way that made you the unique individual you are. So when your organs stop working, there will be no more you. That’ll be it. Because your sense of yourself, your consciousness, is entirely dependent on your body and what that body has experienced. Nature and nurture and life experience.
You come into existence, you live and then you die. That’s it.
Yes, I think nihilism can motivate you to live. Because once you accept that existence is kind of absurd, you realize that you might as well enjoy it while you’re here, take some risks and see where it takes you. What’s the worst that could happen? You die? Oh well.
There seems to be a British phrase about “horny handed sons of toil” or sometimes “sons of the soil” implying that they have callused hands from many hours of manual work.
People have to spend many thousands of dollars to go through all the various Scientology levels and find out about Xenu and all that bullshit. Even though all of their bad science fiction is online for free!
Christianity usually requires (or heavily implies) people to give 10% of earnings.
NTA. He did that to himself. And he’s no longer the same guy. You didn’t sign up to be his carer.
Edit: I should’ve said you didn’t sign up to be HIS carer.
Well, they need to introduce themselves in some way. Or would you prefer them to just walk in and start talking?
You’re busy doing something and they walk in without you even realizing it. “Hey, I need that file.” You’d be like “Dave! You scared me. Didn’t hear you come in. What do you want? The file? Ok, wait a sec, I’m just in the middle of something.”
That would surely be a worse, more annoying system. People would just turn up with no warning. Suddenly someone’s next to you asking questions. It’s like “Ahh! Where did you come from?”
Be proactive not reactive? Yes. Tighten the gun laws and make schools more secure rather than arming teachers and giving kids body armor.
I guess my point was that walking or any kind of movement would get the same results if you did it consistently. This is not some magic weight loss device.
Who cares about the product she's using, gotta love her excitement.
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