Real (heil spez)
I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLifeTake over a country
seriously thats definitely a respectable dictatorship brewing
30 million? More than respectable
Plus a loyal friend would probably give you a dollar if you asked
Or 2
Or $10
Or an axe
And my bow
Dude it would take you decades just to reach out and ask/receive a dollar or two from each friend. Good luck making a group text and adding 30 million names and numbers to it. You would spend like 25 years tracking down these theoretical dollars instead of just taking 30 million instantly for nothing ?
Ez make a social media page dedicated to yourself
Achievement discovered: become an influencer (they're e beggars)
Pretty much
Make one email and send to all. Would take 2 mins.
Just make a public broadcast and tell your friends to share it if they’re really your friends
I'm not a dictator but $5 is 5$.
Yeah but then you have to text all 30 million of them and idk that just seems like a lot of work…
Bro could be a commie and have only those 30m friends in it and they would all be happy
Or bro could ask for 3 bucks to each loyal friend and pum, 90 million bucks
Why not ask them to give a certain established amount that looks reasonable each week
So bro would get 30'000'000x/week
with 10p a week you’d pass the 30 mil in 10 weeks and no one would question an amount that small
Which one?
All of them
Russia
Why would you want that 3rd world shit hole?
At least you have a big country
Beach front property around 3/4 of the continemt baby
2nd world
Commieblocks
You really want to invade a country, don't you?
Or ask them all for a 20
Make Blackwater mercs look like Gravy Seals militias. Proceed to make billions on billions with merc deals.
Yeah. Get them to all buy a gun from somewhere and then take a small country that doesn't have many defence treaties. Once you've taken country 1, use their resources and people to take more countries. Then you take the bigger more well developed countries.
Start a communism.
Your avatar is only lacking a little stach above the lip
Ask them to give you 1 dollar every year.
Why only 1? They're loyal so you could ask for 100 for example.
Why would they give it to you? They’re not your slave
Imagine having a friend and not giving him one dollar when he's asking for one.
These people have never had an Arab friend.
I have a friend from Dubai and I have to be careful what I say around him. One time I complimented this beautiful cigar humidor he had on display in his living room and this motherfucker gave it to me…cigars and all.
If I asked him for a dollar, he’d probably write me a check for my mortgage.
One time when I needed to get somewhere in Syria, I needed to take a taxi for 2-3 hours and when he’d stop, he’d buy me stuff like food and drinks which I couldn’t refuse. when the trip was over, he literally begged me not to pay him even a cent.
People begging you not to pay is actually a tradition in Syria and a few other countries
Yeah and it's also tradition to insist on paying. It's also tradition to offer someone the thing you show interest in (in response to the cigar thing above) and you're supposed to refuse.
LMAO those two guys fucked up
at least they didn't know about it beforehand but imagine if some foreigner knows about this tradition and just says "Hey, nice house!" to his Arab friend
They finally met the western "greedy motherfuckers"
I'd just say I was joking.
Wait so are you still supposed to pay?
Bruh yeah lmao I had to almost force them to take the money. But in all seriousness, you should have to pay them
Of course
We have this in Egypt though it's very fake insisting, like the guy tells you "leave it on us this time wallahy" while he is grabbing the money from your hand while saying it and before you reply with "no thanks my friend", like dude wtf, at least finish your sentence. Now I don't know what would happen if you actually didn't pay after that, that would be quite an interesting scene. I know some accept the consequence of their cheap invitation but it could very much turn into drama.
aren’t you supposed to haggle a payment with him? like a game of “here you go” “no i couldn’t” “i insist”
Yeah lmao it’d happen every single time I’d use a taxi
As american who isn’t well-traveled this is extremely difficult to believe
There’s just fundamentally a different cultural ethos in areas like the Middle East, Asia, etc where being a guest is an honor and the host has a responsibility to ensure the guest’s happiness compared to what I usually see in the West. Just my 2c though
Where can I find an Arab friend?
An American University with lots of wealthy foreign students.
At least that’s where I found mine.
What do you prefer, 100 million dollars or 100 loyal arab friends?
You: can I have a dollar?
Friend: why?
You: I just want it
Wdym just giving him a dollar? That’s unreasonable
Ever heard of lying?
Me: can I have a dollar?
Friend: why?
Me: I want to buy a freddo and inflation is a thing.
Lying? Mom said I should never lie
Can you explain what a freddo is for those of us that aren't.... Whatever you are
They’re a small 18g bar of Cadburys chocolate that looks like a frog. They used to cost 10p in 2000 and now cost 30p on average and max 49p at some places.
Id give my friend a dollar without needing a reason. You seriously gonna question your friend about one dollar?
Worst case scenario, they'll give you the dollar and you won't be friends anymore, even this happens with everyone, you'll have 30 million dollars.
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9mo
You think too small. Loyal friends means friends that believe in you. Explain to them how you'll use the money for the greatness of everyone (yourself) and they'll give you a low low $100 per year which atleast 1 million can afford so an easy guaranteed $100 million yearly.
Or you could just ask for $10 monthly from all of them which they probably can all afford unless your loyal friends are jobless kids. That means an easy $300 million monthly. Easy.
Even a measly $1 from each of them per month means $30 million monthly which is $360 million yearly. Even a jobless kid can ask for a dollar from his parents.
Yea assuming you need a minute to ask for a dollar from each friend, you’re gonna need 30 million minutes. very doable
Do you also think those texts you get from domino’s are some poor guy in an office? Just use an auto text with a reply to yes and no
You should make loyal friend.
That's what friends are for. Helping you when in need
You can build your own country with 30 million loyal friends
Or start a religion, it is tax free.
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9mo
But there are a lot of expenses with a country (defence, infrastructure...). A religion has essentially no expences
Or take over an existing country. 30 million loyal friends in strategic locations could sway the outcome of the US elections, for example.
have 30 million friends and ask each of them for 2 dollars each
Or more. If they're loyal, they'll give you any amount you ask for
Ok, I ask each for 10 million dollars
what a fuckin power play
Then start a company , 30 million customers or employees, earn income from each person .This will keep money flowing
30 million friends is more than an army. You can literally wage war with that number. Take over a small country or something
I’m joking by the way
Interesting
Honestly I swear I’m joking! FBI don’t come after me, or MI5 since I’m in the UK
You got a loicense for invading countries m8? sorry can't do
Yeah, I do. Got it in 2016. Expires 28/12/24, gotta use it soon.
All British people are born with a license to colonize, little known UK legal fact
If the British can do it so can I! Now to decide which small village in Africa to take over to start my empire…
Good idea though
The us army has around 500.000 soldiers and china has 2.000.000 it would be the biggest arly ever but not the strongest
Ask 25M of your friends to start a company together to manufacture capital, goods and weapons. Now you have the economy and potential GDP of an entire medium-sized country to equip your remaining 5M friends and take over the world.
True true. Unless some of my friends happen to have some inroads with Lockheed Martin or something. Then we’d be set
Why start a company man. Just enjoy your life. Ask 100 dollars for each and that's easy 3 billion. Just ask for 10k dollars if you wanna aim for the richest man. That's easy 300b. Your 10 generations can live with that much money.
Run for president. 30 mil votes guaranteed.
Dawg what are you gonna do with "3e14" dollars? 😭😭😭
Loyalty doesn’t mean blind stupidity. I’m quite loyal to my best friend but if she asked me for $10k or something she’s not getting it. $20.. yeah no problem. $100? I’ll think about it but I’m sure I’ll give it to her.
noted
My man just discovered fundraising
Even one ?
i have 30 million people asking me to return their 2 dollars now
You shouldn’t have used the word “borrow”
i dont think any of my friends would give me 2 dollars at a whim
Then are they truly loyal
they are truly fucking broke mate
Seriously? That’s kinda sad
How the fuck are you going to spend 30 million dollars?!
taxes
Bro thats not even enough to hire all the prostitutes in the world
go to horni jail. *bonk*
Honestly it wouldn't even be that hard.
Luxury travel, buy homes and land for friends and family, start an animal rescue in an underserved area.
If I had 30 mil I wouldn't do all that at once because I'd go broke fast, but it wouldn't be hard to spend.
Nah if they're loyal enough u can harvest the organs of each 30 million friend and become a billionaire.
get a 100 dollars from each and you are a billionaire, in short system societies.
Came here to say this
How tf you gonna ask 30 million people
Make a Twitter acc, loyal friends will follow you, ask for $2.
Form testudos and make Rome rise from the ashes of the modern world
Yes. Invade the entire Mediterranean. Btw I googled, the US has an Army of 1.4 million, ez win.
Except they have machine guns
Who's going to arrest 30 million guys, AFTER they steal all the shit in an Army Base?
If you practically invade an army base with 30 million people I think arresting isn’t on the table anymore I think it’s straight to the tanks
You don’t need to go with 30M, just go with 5 and it’s more than the 2 biggest world armies combined. But you will need Javelins because you won’t do shit to tanks even with your big army.
If u think about u would never be able to even get close to the base since 5 mil people just standing ominously in a circle around the base would be suspicious
The us government would just nuke the whole state and apologize on news
Believe it or not, nuke
and tanks
And FLYING ARTILLERY
And trained soldiers instead of some stupid idiots
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And warthogs
And nukes
Imagine going somewhere and bringing your 30 mil friends along with you
Nice, so I don't even have to start a dictatorship, I can literally just get elected democratically and take over the country
Conquest through the power of friendship and democracy
That's an immigration emergency.
enact societal change through pure voting numbers
Ask them for 10 dollars each and to get ready for war with cuba cause it’s time for your own private island
All fun and games until your not able to talk with all those friends consistently then you get over a million enemies
But they are loyal
Loyal enemies?
LMAO
Talk to each of your friends for a single hour, it'll take you over 3400 years.
Simple, get them all in one place.
Ez
Just ask for money and then use money to hire someone who can set up an ai that pretends to be you through text. Then every couple of months ask for more money.
You’ll just lose them if you don’t talk to them, no reason why they would become your enemy.
March on Constantinople and make it the capital of my new Holy Empire which will sweep through the Mediterranean and onto the Caucasus. OP lacks ambition and vision
You could ask all your friends for $10 each, then you got $300 million 😎
Or you could forcibly take over a country and get rich off taxes
“Just ask them each for one dollar” 🤓 bitch how
Group chat
Every person in the chat also asking for a dollar
How you gonna invite 30 million people to a group chat? idiot
Make an announcement online like twitter
Why would they give you a dollar?
They ain't loyal if they don't give me moneh
So ur not really friends ur just exploiting them?
Are u trying to have a serious conversation mate
Just tell one friend to tell the others, then it Cascades and over a few weeks the millions pour in.
Have them follow your Instagram, then link your Patreon.
Conquer a small nation that earns 30 million in GDP and have both.
Retake jerusalim?
What the fuck am I supposed to do with 30 friends?
Say gex
Gex
Chibi robo zip lash
Mf really just commented the comment that was already in the post itself
What?
Control 10% of the American population
That would be half the population of the UK so I'd create a political party that isn't the big 2 so I could get into power quite easily. Then it's a case of trying to make the country better which can easily be done because your 30m friends would help you out. 1/2 people in the UK would be a loyal friend. That would give you a lot of power.
He’s describing the worlds largest army
Stand up for an election
erection*
Why not just declare yourself king or emperor?
👉👌 them all
Ask them all for two dollars
Ask them all for $5.
loyal friends would probably give me 2 bucks each and not bother asking for it back, you could also do this at least once a year probably more. also 30 million loyal friends would probably fight for you if you asked and offered a reward
Ask them 2$ each (it’s long but worth it)
Asked them to give you 5$ :)
Have all of them give you $2. Boom double.
IM GONNA NEED A FUCKING MASSIVE UNO DECK MATE
Ask each of them to give you five bucks.
If I had 30 million dollars, I would all of of sudden have 30 million more friends
Ask em each for $10 to start w
Ask them all for 10 bucks
Since they're loyal, you can ask each for 1$. God bless.
Ask each one for 2$
Only if they can lend me $2 each
Ask them all for $5
Join politics and you can make more than 30 millions easily
Ask each of them for $1.00?
Ask them for 2 dollars
If they are really loyal, you have a big army
Get them all to give me 2 dollars each. 👌
Create app, sell for $2, guilt trip them into buying this notepad app, steal their data, then sell it. Profit
A loyal friend would totally give me $10.
TAKE JERUSALEM.
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