Do women like stuff like this?
Not exactly stupid, but it had me feeling uncomfortable
TikTok bastardryThat sniff too
Right when he sniffed it, I knew where the video was headed... and I love yeasty bread smells, like when rolls are rising...but not this...
Not like this ….
His baguette is rising that’s for sure.
My favorite part was him slapping the metal mixing bowl. Like...what?
Gotta teach it to have some manners
How about a closeup of two moist eggs sitting at an angle to look like an ass lol
The extra drizzle right in the hole is what got me lmao
This might be the funniest cooking video I have ever seen. I cracked up when he was shirtless for like 1 second.
His page is filled with them it’s so traumatizing lmao
Getting all up in that doughssy
Donussy 😩
I think this guy wants to fuck himself
His favourite porn website is probably a mirror
Patrick Bateman in a mirror
The FBI probably thinks he's a mormon or something because he just opens the selfie cam to jack off.
goodbye horses in the background
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard
"don't play with your food!"
(this dude as an adult, doing foreplay on his food)
I would really want to know how many women actually find this video sexy
Trust me we do not find this sexy, it's more uncomfortable and gross to watch.
but how else am I supposed to look sexy and bake you some treats, without fondling the baked goods awkwardly every step of the way?!
I especially loved it when he smooshed his face into the dough. Thanks, I'll pass on the donuts.
Yeah as if he was taking a deep fucking wiff of some asshole, hands spreading that dough for his nose to get in.. ive never been so uncomfortable watching cooking 😳
pff haha its so weird its funny
The second he stuck his scnhnoz in the dough all I could think is, "That cannot be sanitary."
Also, I was annoyed when he kept pouring the glaze in the doughnut hole. Like, we get it, but you're wasting the glaze.
I doubt it's really a big sanitation issue since it's being fried in hot oil immediately after that...but yeah, that was the point where I said "I do not want to eat this food" as well. I dislike a lot of sanitation theater that goes on, like wearing gloves instead of just ensuring regular hand washing, but now that I've seen "unsanitation theater", I realize that I dislike that even more.
Yeah this is the thing, like logically I'm sure it's fine with the temp of the oil, but at the same time I wouldn't really want to eat in a restaurant where they were just rimming the food
And even sterile nose hair in my doughnuts is unappealing.
Somehow I got the feeling that the donut was violated more than we are
Yeah, I was kinda vibing with it as a "this is stupid but funny and moderately sexy" but that just killed it all.
The main course is probably ass, sanitization may not be the primary concern here.
I'm not sure about sexy - he is trying sooo hard. However, he did have really nice hands and arms and I love donuts. In real life I would have to laugh but I don't hate it
This is 100% supposed to be funny. Not gay and still got dick tingles. They cheated though, becasue I really love donuts. Fucking them, not eating them. That would be disgusting.
If there’s one thing the internet has taught me it’s that people will jerk off to just about anything. Not my place to kink shame foodies
Pretty sure women are not the target
Must be cops, not sure who else would want to watch lame I mean “sexy” donut video guy
WOOP WOOP
It's the sound of gay police
Still not allowed at Pride.
blueballsmatter
Woop woop,
It’s the sound of gay beasts?
God damn it, it's a sting
Leave the poppers, we can get more, just run
As a gay dude, I have to agree.
BRILLIANT!!!! My thoughts exactly!! Teeheehee 😆
I don't think it's for women.
Not me and not any woman I know. We would kick him out for licking all that stuff! So unsanitary! Oh and somehow because my mom likes cowboys on her TikTok algorithm it sends her those weird ones that are topless cooking and the way they mince around she says makes her want to throw up. I’m like you need to change your views to fix it or you’ll get more and she’s like ewwww no! Don’t get me wrong she loves cowboys and thinks it’s hot but she doesn’t like the ones you can tell are fake and gross like this guy.
I agree entirely. Id take over and tell him to get the hell out of my damn kitchen lol. He can take his tounge, kindly fuck off and leave me in peace with the dooghnuts 🥳
You will never know because none of them will admit it. I bet there are even some among the deniers that do find it sexy.
I’m a straight women and I liked the vid. I would eat that donut off him
Goodbye hoooooorrsesssss. Hahaha. It puts the frosting on its skin!!
Can you make a remix with that song playing in the background please 🙏🏽 🥺
He sends out massive Gaston vibes for some reason
🎶 I use cream sauce in all of my breakfast pastries. 🎶
🎶No one bakes like Gaston🎶 🎶Makes those cakes like Gaston 🎶 🎶In a donut shop nobody makes like Gaston🎶
🎶he's especially good at glazing donuts🎶 if u know what i mean😏
No one fucks donuts like Gaston
Also a bit Patrick Bateman tbh
Pretty sure this bloke masturbates nude in front of a full length mirror.
Doesn't everyone? 🤔
I did until I realized the mirror was actually a one way window outside of some office's conference room.
That conference room was booked months in advance
Come back. We miss you 😢
He 100% fucked that donut
I think he wants to fuck that donut
Imma just gonna molest these ingredients
If he was a bar of chocolate he would eat himself…
I reckon he sniffs his own farts.
i think he wants to fuck the donussy
Who wants some sexually traumatized donuts?
Want some more PTSDonuts, sir?
This guy reminds me of Schmidt from New girl, which would also be something his character would do.
Him in the early seasons when cici entered the room.
"JAR!"
With all those carbs???
Every new camera angle in this video had me saying, "Blegh. Jar!"
I don't know. He was freaking out when Cece was messing with the food at Thanksgiving that one time. I can see the Schmidt vibes, though.
The tik tok guys name is Donut Daddy, which is also such a Schmidt thing to do.
“Say thank you to the people, thank you to the people, and then we go and get the paper, where finally you meet the troll and answer the riddles three” is now what I’m hearing watching this train wreck of cringe lol
It’s a shame New Girl isn’t around for the TikTok era to do a parody of this dude with Schmidt.
Lmao yes exactly! So so so nasty... But whatever fills your cup ☕
That deeeep sniff made me chuckle
That and the random going shirtless, it was so over the top.
It wasn't random, it cut to him and his bulge right before the cream filling money shots.
I'm sure he slaps his own ass when he masturbate
I am stealing this insult, it's brilliant.
Hahahahaha
Mom… Can you come pick me up? I’m scared.
I feel violated in a way
Bro really spanked the dough
Bro really spanked the bowl
This feels like a cooking video mixed in with a porno
Well it is.
tiktok thrist trappers are the worst beings in our society
Jesus Thrist
Well the billionaires are but yeah close
I thought this was supposed to just be hilarious, because it was.
People just wanna be mad, not laugh.
I for one am dying in the waiting room of the doctors office.
This is the male equivalent of videos showing women shoving the camera in the breasts while making food.
No, this goes far beyond that
Yet here we have more eww and less oowh~
I had a laugh actually. And the food actually looks good and presented well. Just laughing at the incredulous theme.
With dudes nosehairs in the dough? Basic hygiene first.
I enjoyed it, no homo.
I enjoyed it, yes homo
I enjoyed it, no hetero
I enjoyed it and I am indeed a hominid
Straight guys when they find sexual content that isn't directed at them
I like it, I give a oowh~
I wish more men would just show off - and not just the ones with muscles but like all of them
a oowh~ for gryffindor !
My take is that men in general suffer from a lack of sexual freedom of expression. It's either seen as disgusting or gay, and by both men and women ! Just look at the comment from women in this post
Speak for yourself. I also appreciated the higher production values and artistry of suggestive shots vs the women with stupid long nails getting sloppy in their kitchens. And I'm a bi nypho, so I'll hit anything capable of enthusiastic consent.
I feel like if they went for subtle suggestiveness, rather than blatantly suggestive, it might have gotten me too. I can, however, appreciate the work that went into video itself. They clearly knew what they were doing. But yeah, the women that just make a mess of everything makes the chef in me cringe.
Did he have to stick his face in the dough?? Wtf?
he eata de dough’s ass, does it not make your vagina quiver with lust?
💀
The last bit of heterosexuality that was left in me just evaporated
Without going through your posts, I have no idea if that's because you're a dude who wants this guy to glaze their donut, or a woman who really, really doesn't.
I support you either way! Personally, I'm just uncomfortable with his food hygiene standards.
I’m a woman and i’m absolutely disgusted by this video lol (and his food hygiene too)
You don't finger blast your oil like that?
That's how I pour wine for my guests! Make sure the temp is legit. Then I flick my wined fingers over their salads.
It's perfectly reasonable, imo.
No , maybe i should … 😳 👉🏻👈🏻
😂
The last person to finger olive oil like that was fucking Popeye
That’s the most disturbing…the guy planting his nose on the dough…ewwww
Also, that ring is probably dirty as fuck.
the kneading of the dough followed by the sniffing and progressively weirder things was a definite r/yesyesyesno moment for me
Judging by the username it's the former 😁
Username checks out
I got maybe 10 seconds into this and was just yep, I am definitely 100% gay for other women.
Fr I think I jus switched from bi to lesbian after this one WHEW
Same 💀
women always say they want a guy who’s passionate about their interests 🙄
(😂🤢)
This dude is in love with himself
50 shades of cream filled doughnut.
I also felt uncomfortable. Just eww. I'm glad it's early ass in the morning and no one witnessed me view that. The song made it even more pervy.
early ass in the morning
I’m sure this guy likes that too.
Yeah, warm yeasty ass in his face. Bleh! That image is burned in my memory now. The inhale.
Nurses all over the country salivating over those veins in his arms.
Did I just watch someone making donuts... or porn ?
Last time a donut made me squirt qwas due to lactose intolerance
The food isn’t stupid. The dumbf—- using the video as a thirst trap is. 🤦♂️
Yep. It's like this buffed guy eating oysters with the tongue sticking out
Terry Crews in White Chick's?
You can cuss on the internet
I puked in my mouth a little
can i have some?
I just puked in my mouth a little
you are too generous
You ate donuts today?
The fact that he used a knife and fork to eat this donut makes me extremely and irrationally upset
The horrible scraping noise of knife on plate... Plus he should be using a serrated knife on that if he's going to cut it, come on dude.
I can speak for myself and say fk no, I feel like men are probably the target audience.
Im a gay man and I thoroughly did not enjoy a second of this.
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I also thought it was hilarious. Was it meant to be serious?
That could also just tell us more about its efficacy than its intention.
It's a satirical thirst trap video, the target audience is anyone who engages with it on Tiktok, whether to laugh at it or complain about it.
:)
I'm thinking some women would find this appealing, but I felt it was highly homoerotic. Too much cream for, IMHO, women.
Oh man. There’s a lot of women who are into receiving a lot of cream. That’s a whole thing.
Too much cream for, IMHO, women.
Women can't handle that much cream?
Yeah, this isn't made with women in mind.
This looks closer to gay porn ngl
Food is for eating, not for fucking.
You're probably too young to remember american pie
Someone clearly doesn't enjoy sploshing..
This is so fucking incredibly self aware, it deserves all the praise. My man made a do-N U T
This guy swipes right on his own Tinder profile
That one flash cut when he was randomly shirtless in the kitchen made me SCREAM laugh 💀😭
Batter Bae
I think this is foodporn... literraly.
I raise the female version of this https://youtu.be/U1Yz5ivGhSQ
Girl chill. It’s just a peach cobbler
I want to believe it’s a parody
There is a non null chance that bodily fluid is an ingredient
im never eating donuts again. tell me where this man lives so i can stay away
i agree with others here that the foodplay is just cringe. my gay ass would rather see him in nothing but a jockstrap and him just casually drizzling the cream on his body and that’s it.
He likes himself far too much for someone with that face.
No, no, your first instincts were correct. This is very stupid
Sir, can you stop fucking the food? I just wanna eat…
Is he going to fuck the donut?
Donut Dark Web..
This guy looks like he has std’s no one has ever heard of before
Cringe
No, as a woman I dont find this appealing or sexy, on the contrary I find sexualized food concepts disgusting.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 😭😭😭😭
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Sexualizing food is stupid for sure
When men post thirst videos like this, it always comes off as comical to women
There is statistically a non-zero chance this guy was fucking the dough.
bro im hungry im not here to watch thirst traps im not even going to eat that donut
Fifty kneads of dough
thats so weird
Disgusting…eating it with a knife and fork!
I fucking lost it when he ate ass