Can I read this treatise?
I blame the lady, she did the thing
I haven't seen it, but can totally relate. At my worst I would have responded to the news of a planet coming to obliterate us all with relief. "Well that's a load off"
When life hands you ghosts, make lemonade
Spent his last dime on fireworks
Our attempt to kill the Titanic by smashing her into an iceberg failed. Damaged, wounded, submerged, she slept at the bottom of the ocean. As a failsafe we loaded her up with some of the wealthiest members of high society. She hungers for sacrifices, and wealthy & powerful individuals satiate her more effectively. Injured, but well-fed, she slumbered. Now, she awakens, and to stop her rising to consume the world we must send her a handful of billionaires every year. In this way, we buy the world some more time.
So, if I have this right, the protocol is:
1.) Fire off every cue
2.) Don't approach unspent fireworks
3.) Submerge in water
4.) Shit pants
Alternatively, if you feel strongly about a Stan
It's 15. He just told you
Except for the Mount Everest Cryo Facility
Remove her by firing a cannon at her. Just gotta yell "official act, baby", and you're good to go
My child ain't been conceived yet and moves out next week. Wild
Royalty are villains. Clever girl
That is clearly a wizard who is in two places at once, who is currently telling the barman he wants two of the drink he ordered while simultaneously checking out the ass of the crying girl on the bus.
Zoom in, you know this to be true
Ireland:
pats belly and looks at half-finished bowl of immigrants
Ireland: Oof, I'm stuffed
Sorry, I woke up late
It’s called art mom!
SipsTea