There's a cold justice episode where A guy was holding a body for a friend (it was concealed in a Rubbermaid container and the friend didn't know what was in it) but still pretty crazy he held onto it unknowingly for several years
I don’t know dude, I stole this car and I guess there was a body in the trunk. What more do you want me to say? I probably should start checking from now on.
Depends on whether they can link the car to you... Grand theft auto sounds like less time than murder.
Better :
Have your lawyer negotiate for all the information on where and when you stole or borrowed the car and any other details. Give no info. for free, sell it.
"You will want to deal with my lawyer after he and I have a private talk. You don't have the authority; we will be dealing with someone else."
Refuse to say anything more. Let his own imagination spin up something. Refuse to confirm or deny anything.
If it is your car, it is the same policy. Shut up and let the lawyer deal with it. If you don't lie or misremember anything, you can't be tangled by it later.
Tell your lawyer everything, no matter how embarrassing or foolish it makes you look. Better embarrassed than jailed for something you didn't do.
I've been looking for that shit! I was so high when I killed him I forgot where I stashed him. Damn. I guess I'm still a bit high. But I was not driving under the influence, noone influenced me. Unless that body did!
Honestly, keep my mouth shut, get a lawyer and just deny any knowledge of it. I wouldn't have anything to do with a body being in my trunk so someone else will have put it there and the police are pretty good at spotting a liar from a mile off. Hopefully CCTV will help me out.
"No that's actually a hyper realistic sex doll. That's why it's all wrapped up in plastic. I just picked it up from Amazon. No that's not blood, it's a special heating lubricant that comes with it. They must've stuck it on the outside and it busted during transition from delivery places."
"Doesn't it suck that you can't use that against me in any way since I didn't consent to any searches and you didn't have probable cause? Oh, and to make it a little better, I'm going to sue you and your department for violating my 4th amendment rights."
Funny side story...
Read about a guy who was pulled over for speeding. Gave the cop a get out of jail free monopoly card he had on him thinking it would be funny to try. The cop saw it, gave a big laugh, and let the guy off. Nice work. They never said if the cop kept the card.
That is so cool! I wanna see it, I've never seen a dead body before! Well aside from that time Uncle Frank got his overalls caught up in the wood chipper but that doesn't count because it was more of a pile of goo and bone chips and not really a body.
"Hey, I warned you not to search my vehicle. But thanks for searching anyway. You've now invalidated my rights and have set yourself up to be charged with a civil lawsuit."
I had this exact thing happen to me one time. I told them it was a Halloween decoration I just bought at party City. We had a good laugh and they let me go
Every body I have ever had in the trunk has been completely dismembered and dehydrated and wrapped to be marketed to dogs as treats. Labelled Bob's Bits, No raw hide all natural. Bob puts a little piece of himself into every one .
So I give him one if he has a dog and go about my day.
Or collapse both lungs on him and make more. I don't really know depends on my mood?
Where’d the other one go?