That’s Donald the Orange.
“Those who do not read WiKiPedia every day are uninformed. Those who read it every day are misinformed.” - Mark Twain
Recent estimations put the age of the Sphinx at 10,000+.
“Contributing factors to her death included dilated cardiomyopathy, mild coronary atherosclerosis, mirtazapine, mirtazapine metabolite, alprazolam, acetaminophen, pregabalin and hydrocodone.”
Wow. I just looked that up.
Can we make it 9:00 am? Not really a morning person.
Have the gnomes started writing on the inner walls of your home while you’re sleeping yet?
I suppose anything green will do…
BUT PROTEST WE MUST FOR THE SAKE OF PLUTO!
Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitain, and Adrian Zmed?
Don’t go to a buffet.
I don’t know what you mean.
Stanley Kubrick was not a real person. They made him up so he could fake the moon landing.
SPOILER: The moon isn’t real, either.
Every hundred years, things just go to shit!
Life.
What do you call it when a group of guys are competing to see who's the biggest asshole?
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