I would probably do small bets for money on the side. No need for the big money.
Also, world domination.
Balls Out
The Bearded Beavers
We Are Russia
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You are The Thing to my Hulk.
The Hulk to my Thing.
Double-Or-Nothing. Access to every card in the game for that particular mode, once per season. Wager all gold, double it or lose it all.
Pop Pop, starring Magnitude
Buttery Explosion: The Redenbacher Affair
The Touch of Butter
Butter My Corn
Act III
Put It In My Mouth
50 Shades of Butter
I would ask them to pick one other human to abduct to kick-start the human race on a new world. I would fly them to a new Eden, and allow them to start over, declaring myself their god. I would cycle in and out of cryo sleep for thousands of years, leaving an AI to give them instructions in my stead. I would guide their civilization.
And then flood that motherfucker.
Your girlfriend likes it.
That's how I liked your uncle in to my van.
I crossdress on weekends. I was your last lap dance.
Eat shit.
It's That Time
Once Monthly
P.E.R.I.O.D.
The Watcher. Fringe. Anybody?
Dad? Uncle Rik? Is that you?
Jettisoned from the airlock of my alien overlord for misbehavior.
My best friend. He deserves all good things.
Damned right I will. I will Nancy Drew all up in that shit If I have even an inkling that little ass got back in to my magazine collection.
I am definitely not the first to ride this one.
What goes up must come down.
Father of None
Incel Takeover
Born of Privilege
The Child Support Group
Zombie š¢
Which zombie animal would scare you the most?
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