"SAFE!!!" while spreading out my arms like a baseball umpire
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Don’t be a bitch Come take it to the floor now
"Lot of gravity around here!"
That’s a shame. - Jerry S.
“Heads!”
Are you Lucifer? Because that looked like one hell of a fall.
"have a nice trip see you in the fall"
*See you next fall
“I see that you understand the gravity of this situation!”
I’m Minnesotan, so I’m going with “Ope!”
Uff da.
"Walk much?"
"Gravity whoa" and step over them while skipping away
Then you trip over them and stack it yourself.
Intentionally and aggressively trip over their body while yelling, "What the Hell was that!"
Bowser just hit the banana peel and Luigi takes the lead!
I carry around a recording of the Price Is Right fail sound ready to go at a moment's notice for just such occasions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
There’s some nostalgia right there
Are you ok?
Youwoallrite?
"Well it looks like we've just fallen for each other."
“Watch out, there’s some gravity there”
Dude, that was hilarious.
“ wheyyy”
Where's my postcard?
Leaves fall gentler than that..
Whoopsie Daisy, down goes the baby! Hop on up! You're okay... You're not my child, are you okay?
Hello, Grace. /S
You couldn’t wait till we got to the edge??
Point and laugh like Nelson from the Simpsons
You ok, Cory?
HA-ha. -Nelson Muntz
Points Hey, watch out for that.
I knew you'd fall for me
Oops, gravity works
Ferngully reference?
Gravity. Falls.
My grandma said every time someone falls an angel gets their wings. But she’s in jail now for a murder spree.
Send a postcard next time you go on a trip
I’d be happy to be a witness for 30% of your settlement.
You forgot to send me a postcard!
[Bends down and whispers] Are you stupid?
Hey, Chevy Chase, why don't you suck my dick?
Clean up on aisle 5
“Welcome to the Grand Cany- “
Safe!
Say are those brand new ? The person says what my shoes ?? Say no your feet.
Thanks for catching that, I would have tripped!
If you were interested in the floor, there are less violent approaches.
Watch your step!
Watch out for that last step it’s a dooooooozy
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"
“Please - no autographs.”
Have a nice trip? See you next fall.
(Looks at ground) "Have a nice vacation. See you next Summer." (Looks into camera) "I do my own thing."
Since you're down there...
That was great!, but do it again with more gusto!
Gravity really gets you down, huh?
“Oooohhh a welcome mat”.
Glad you're not a doctor
"Are you falling for me ?!"
Kick a little dirt on em like I'm shaking something gross off my shoe
“Hah looks like my friend old curb got your ass.”
"Eh, 3/10. Didn't commit to the faceplant"
“Watch that first step-it’s a doozy!”
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
How was the trip? Send me a postcard next time
Must be a gravity pocket
Oopsy daisy!
“Haa haa”
But like Nelson from the Simpsons.
What happened? Trip over your shadow?
Im tripping to, only in my mind.
Get out of my way
Sorry, I didn't realize my fly was down.
Gravity weighing you down.
Thanks for blocking the water, didn't want to get my shoes wet (While stepping on top of them to cross the puddle)
I remind then that there is gravity right there.
Opa!
Point directly at them. "Are you gonna pick that up?"
You good?
“Are you trippin for me or just in general?” Then offer to help them up.
Don't fall for me, baby
Let me help you.
Teach me
Another one bites the dust. Hey hey!
“Nice trip, see you next fall”
"Hope you had a nice trip. See you next fall."
Well you couldn't stick the landing so...9.7.
“It’s ok, you don’t have to do that. A simple thank you will suffice”
Are you okay?
Damn gravity storms.
“Wow I guess “The Secret” works! You can visualize something and make it happen! My god the power! No. I AM god now!”
Shit, is that leg supposed to bend like that?
Get up bitch
Ha ha ha ha! Spectrum Much?
"Been there, done that"
Have a nice trip?
Have a nice trip. See you next fall.
Eat concrete, b*tch.
See, it’s not FUNNY if you look like you actually hurt yourself. A good pratfall needs to be…
4/10. You can do better.
BOOM.
Jenga!
Ha HA
1, 2, 3, 4 get your body on the floor, ya gotta get up to get down...
Smooth move, ExLax
Gesundheidt!
"That's a 4 out of 10."
Haha in Nelson muntzs voice
Fall in! (Only if it's at a doorway)
Superstar!!!
I know, it's tough when the floor's really flat like that
Nothing
Tadaa!!!
You came in like a wrecking ball!
...and there's another for fail army
That's not how you walk, silly!
How did the ground taste?
Damn did you see that lawn gnome run right under your feet? Looked like he was carrying a jackhammer and a phone booth! Or am i just trippin?
Whoopsie daisy!
" Hey buddy have a nice fall!"
"SAFE!!!" while spreading out my arms like a baseball umpire