It’s a potato that I drop in the back of my pants. My front bulge is real though.

Chloroform. It used to be my go to item when I was part of the dating thing

I dropped my car keys. Would you hold my dick while I pick them up?

Right now I’m spreading hemorrhoid ointment on my asshole.

I only had one feeling once. Thank God it went away

Only if you let me feed it to you…intrarectally