Sea Shan’t
This is the one.
Perfect
Land locked
Winner …
Fun fact: I have a friend who is in a band named Landlocks
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I thought sea shan’t was perfect but this also is. Perhaps that can be the album title
Land Lach’d
Playground Pirates
The Shiver Me Timbers
The cinder quivers
Porch Pirates
Hydrophobic
*Philhydrophobic
Dreading water
Contender …
Land Lubbers
Or mix it up: Lubberland
The Dry Dock Troubadours
Men Overboard
Show …
Poserdon
The Dread Nots.
Chief Brody and the Hoopers
You’re gonna need a bigger band name.
Da da …. Da da …
3 non swimming seamen
The Shanty Pansies
What Do You Do With A Dunken Sailor
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The Beached Bois.
Dark Water
Troubled Water
Dry Folkers
Moby Dick
The Deckhands
No H2O
H2-No?
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H2-Oh-No?
Cold Feet & The Landlubbers
Wading Pool Boys …
My Hydrophobic Romance
Dry Dockers.
…dress in khakis, could get a whole JC Penny catalog vibe going.
Porno for Pirates with Rabies
Sir Wet-Me-Not
H 2 NO
Aqua(phobes)
H2NO
The Drowning Pool
Pier Huggers
The Lubberdores
The Shore Crew
Scabies n Rabies
Jukejointaquaphobias
Concert of Marine Pussies
The Dumb Prompts
Life Buoys
The Landlubbers
Dry Dockers
To Loathe the Sea
The Hard-Aaaarghs
land lubbers
Arrr is for Rabies
Shan’t
Snorkel Wall
No Sea Dogs
The Lifejacketeers
The yar-yar-yars
Alex Jones and the gay frogs
Dehydrated
Thalassophobe Shanters
Captain Shook and the Everland Pirates
No Cruise Crew
Rabied sea dogs
Hydro-ro-ro-phobic
(Say the ro parts like you're singing row your boat)
The Thalassophobes.
Dry Dock
Chicken of the Sea
Land lubbers
Prairie Choir
Rabid rovers
Greenday
The Rabid Five
H2No
The Rabid Sea Dogs
The trouser trouts.
The Land Hoes
unsteady eddy
Land Lubberboy
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters. (Real band, actually)
OnePiece
Dirt pirates
Rabid seamen
Don't Sea Shanties
The Sea Shanties Scared Shitless
Terror of the sea
The Floaters
The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything
Swimmin’t
Dry Drunken Sailors
Inland fish and chippers
Desert Privateers
System Of A Drown
The Straw Hat Pirates And The Power Of D
Aquaphobia
The Arrr-quaphobias
Hatewater
The Singing Seaphobics
What Do You Do With a Drunken Hydrophobe
Nah’qua
Cruel Mistry
Last Man Drowning
Yeomaphobes
Lifejacket Dirge
The Sea Shan'ties
Mojave 7th Wave Club
Seasick but still docked
Wellermen
the natalie wood's
Sea Shan’t