First of all I want to say that I hope your situation improves. You deserve to eat better than that. But this post is so completely ridiculous it makes time stand still. I can't believe, 29 people upvoted it ? I am browsing REDDIT for new memes. Where are they ? Yet I see food posts of every sort. This post in particular is the dumbest and the rudest. You are proud of corn dogs and peanut butter ?? I can't understand why low-effort foood posts are popular and then good memes are hard to find.

Eraserhead. Horror movie fans highly regard this one, but I thought it was rotten and hard to watch. Another movie I can't stand is Lawnmower Man. I remember I was super high on weed and I just wanted it to end.

This is a handsome pie

Yes and they have enough potassium for the day

Thank you kindly for the reply. I have hope for my Lapis Lazuli.

You can say you want two pizzas as the replacement meal. That is if you have any negotiation skill whatsoever. A mis-handled pizza in a box that ends up looking like a bloody mess breaks every rule of commerce. If you can't negotiate they will probably say, in a smartass tone, nothing is guaranteed. But if you raise your voice and speak English well you can get two pizzas out of this. ~Mortimer Reed

There's a town in Georgia that has a law in the books it says people who eat 8 burgers in one meal are the same as crooks. Most people have never seen a 700 pound man - they exist in every U.S. state. The first thing people say to them is "How did you actually get that big ?" Fast food is the answer. Back in the 80s when the original McDonald's cheeseburger was 59 cents it was easy for semi-obese people to become extremely obese. In the 90s the price went up to about $1.29 U.S. and in 2020 it was about $2.00 U.S. John Henry's son Robert weighs 700 pounds and has to be measured on a cattle scale. The scale at the doctors office would break if he stepped on it. Richard Simmons (health guru) has actually cured people who weigh that much, where is he now ?

It seems like most of the REDDIT population is doing a lot better since the gloom and doom of the COVID times. The proof of that is reading the comment section of a post. People really make the most absurd jokes.

Yes look for the compilation album "WEEDIAN: Trip to Spain". It has doom metal and stoner metal. Really great music considering Spanish people are masters of the guitar.

It's this kind of propaganda that makes me very angry. Of course the military, who can kill 10,000 vicious terrorists in one day can set up a Burger King in a tent. But what is the military doing to exacerbate global warming ? I heard the Navy dumps all of its toxic waste in the Pacific Ocean.

A sixth grade student from New Rochelle, NY cleaned up 8,000 pounds of garbage from the Pacific herself. On a different subject, hard-core prisoners are given early release programs if they agree to be firefighters. What they should do is set up a prison release program for cleaning up toxic waste in the Pacific.

IN THE YEAR 1992 scientists admitted that margarine was one molecule different than plastic. That quickly became a meme, you know, people were reciting it everywhere. Since then I have not seen much about margarine. There was a product called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" but that seems to have been canceled. You are right, if you need to flavor your vegetables with butter it should come from a cow.

A lot of vegetables are not popular at all. Brussels sprouts are the first one. They have a bitter and medicinal flavor. However, just like magic, just a smidgen of butter on each brussel sprout will make them taste like gourmet asparagus. Rutabega makes no difference. I could add a whole STICK of butter to it and it still tastes foul. Only the most sad people grow and eat rutabega.

Don't go swimming in a small lake. People "go to the bathroom" in a lake like it's nobody's business. If people do in a proper swimming pool, you will know right away. There's no way to tell in a lake. What's more you don't know what dangers lurk in a lake. A textile or paper mill that exists 1 mile from the lake could be dumping toxic waste in the lake to save thousands of dollars. Lakes have not been safe for swimming since 1960 in my opinion.

Aerosols like paint and hairspray. Since the 1980s there have been apparent warnings that aerosols are dangerous. At the time, they were concerned about the hole in the Ozone. But aerosols are bad for global warming in general. The U.S. banned the most dangerous aerosols, but what about other countries ? I want the United Nations to impose a ban on dangerous aerosols.

I just started my collection and I have:

~Nuummite egg

~Prophecy stone

~Rose quartz (tumbled and raw versions)

~Smokey quartz (raw)

~Clear quartz

I have 50% more natural energy than before I started collecting. My chakras are definitely open. I learned about crystals from an Ancient Egypt online shop. They have scarabs made of Egyptian turquoise, but they are much too expensive for me. Anyhow, I hope everyone here is in better health & spirits. ~Mortimer

THE CURE, plezze get the song "Lament" on your streamingservice. I think they are actually under-rated even though they are world famous. It's the songwriting that does it. Also the moods expressed in the music.

Yes ! This one is actually good. A lot of food on this sub is not good at all.

Now this is junkfood that makes sense - I don't want ruffled potatochips that taste like blueberry pancakes. Fritos are a winning bet - I will take them over French Fries any day.

Wow, I was not aware of this. The Netherlands is quite the country for all kinds of things.

I see.

Definitely film. Attention spans are shorter. Also Hollywood can do more with a TV series. What if "Titanic 1997" was a 12 episode series and each one is 45 minutes ? That would be epic. I remember now when Titanic 1997 was in the theater young people were saying it was too long.

Another thing is too many 90 minute cinema films are made and where does the money come from ? Crap like "Dude Where's My Car" cost more than a few thousand dollars to make, and for what reason ? Do you remember Kevin Costner in "Waterworld" and the budget for it was $100 million in 1993 which is like $350 million in today's money. It bombed in the cinema and it was a major waste of resources. It's irresponsible of Hollywood to waste money like that when good Americans have nothing but a rutabega crop they grow themselves.

Geese can be very hostile when they are starving. They are actually considered dangerous to small children, or even adults. The reason for it must be, the geese in your town are a nuissance.

Glory beckons, this sub is still alive. Good work.

Do you want his hands all over you ? Do you want to go on adventures with him ? Your instinct is that you should reject him. But why ? Don't say you are not good enough. That word is "fret". Don't fret or regret, or you will be carrying a bayonet in the war ! The ships come into the harbor and you need to get on one if you want to see the great blue sea.

Too many food posts. Talk about your life experiences, join r/PointlessStories and write about your life. Talking about turkey sandwiches on REDDIT is like reading a restaurant menu to a hungry person. What I want is a "kill switch" for food posts, just click a button and I will never see food posts again.