This dog who has been looking at us walking by in a menacing way for 8 years.
Resting bark face
Not currently scream barking = you're good
Y'all coming up with puns, when the standard "resting bitch face" probably actually applies
50/50
Are you sure? If they walk by in a menacing way every day for 8 years, it’s probably getting a bit fed up.
Came to make a similar remark - dog is very chill and patient under the circumstances ;)
Resting bitch face could be used here, depending on this dogs sex…
yup
It’s the brows. I love schnauzers (first family pet ever) but their brows can make them look so mean.
When I first adopted my current pup, he was very mild-tempered, but also a little wary of some things… I took him to a dog friendly bar with me and he was absolutely fine with all the dogs running around. He’s a little guy, so his default game is “catch me if you can”. Everything was going fine until a schnauzer walked in and when I say he lost his ever loving mind about it… I mean, jumping up in my lap barking mad at this schnauzer!
To be fair, the eyebrows were severe and the owner had dyed them purple. It was a bit bizarre looking, but the only logical explanation was that he simply did not like the eyebrows.
I posted n anther comment i saw a schnauzer that someone had hme groomed with no eyebrows and he looked so shocked all the time, it was hilarious.
Ha! I would love to see that. It’s the internet - surely someone has a picture!!
Just search schnauzer shaved face. They are ridiculously cute.
We used to have schnauzers. They are historically guard dogs, and take their careers quite seriously.
Our little guy during his younger years would get up at exactly 2am every night and go do what I called “a perimeter sweep.” He would patrol the whole yard, and give one short bark at each area. I’m not sure whether he was warning evildoers that he was out on patrol, or giving us an “all clear” to reassure us he had done his job.
What a sweet (and of course, very menacing!) little dog he was!
I have a miniature schnauzer. She just walked outside to come protect me.
What an intimidating body gaurd!
I once saw a Schnauzer someone had home groomed (best intentions, they had financial hardship and had to skip the groomer for a few months and didn't want the dog to get matted). They trimmed the eyebrows way back, and the dog looked perpetually shocked. It was pretty funny.
I had a coworker with a schnauzer that I got to dog sit for a week. She'd get him totally shaved down but keep his eyebrows super long so they'd hang over his eyes. I was like why don't you want him to see lol and she was like ahhhh he's racist, it's easier this way, he can't see them.
How did we go from dog grooming to racism?
Yeah I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding because ours was also racist towards everything that wasn't another snauzer
My sister had a small brindle pitbull she picked up from the pound that was colorist against other brindle dogs. It was wild. She put a mirror on the floor one day, and the dog started growing at it...until she realized it was herself. That dog sat in the corner for the rest of the day contemplating her existence.
Meidän tapaus on sellanen kaikkien kaveri. Aivan päinvastainen snautseri xD
nooo my dog is racist too....idk how or why it happened but boy is it embarrassing.
Oh..
Haha that was my reaction too. She adopted him, and suspects his previous male owner who was a particular ethnicity wasn't very nice to the dog. Real shame, he was a good dog. Just couldn't get over his prejudice.
We had to shave the beard off our medium snauzer because of hotspots but boy did I laugh at her lol good dog miss her
Aww I love her colouring! Ours were all black, and were not pure bred but schnauzer through and through!
She had the night stealth gene. Ultimate night guard.
The eyebrows!
Can confirm. When out for walks my mini schnauzer is in exploration mode, but if we stay to rest or talk to someone for more than 1 minute at the same place she switches to guard mode. Wherever we stay will be guarded with the same enthusiasm as our home, it doesn’t matter if it’s a park bench or a parking lot. We say that she’s set up base.
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perimeter sweep is so funny LMAO
Dog breeds are so wild. My Welsh Terrier does the same behavior. Although he’s looking for critters to kill.
My miniature schnauzer would take up the whole bed, fart wake up scared as hell, proceed to fall off the bed, and then rough me up thinking I was to blame.
How wonderful for your neighbours.
I mean, my neighbours cats screeching for like 30-45 min per night is a lot more disruptive than his three short one second barks ever were. And they were spaced out by about 5-10 minutes.
We live in a noisy area with highway noise and a sawmill on the harbour (only about 800m from us) that crashes and bangs all night…. Never mind the shift change whistle. XD
His barks were just part of the background noise for the most part.
Seriously tho...multiple barks at 2AM?? No freaking thank you.
I see comments like this all the time, are you people rabbits? Is a Schnauzer in another house really waking yall up???
Had a dog like that as a child. That’s actually its happy face.
It's a Schnauzer, the fact that it's not barking means it likes you.
Rght? I almost posted "if hes not scream-barking at you, you're on the good list"
F. I have a scream-barker. I feel this far too much
I worked in vet medicine. These guys in a metal cage or concrete run will shatter your damn eardrums.
Mine doesn't bark at all. Must've lucked out.
Ever dog is different, but most schnauzers I've been around were very vocal.
Does their own barks damage their own hearing?
No, it was an exaggeration, it just felt like your eardrums were being peirced. The hard surfaces just seemed to focus it towards you like a megaphone. And god help you if you came in hungover.
They are sweet dogs, they are just bred to be gaurd dos, so their bark is like an alarm.
He glares approvingly
It's the why doesn't anyone come play with me face.
You are both his best friend, and worst emeny.
Yeah, he knows trouble when he sees it...
Well, they have been walking past in a menacing way for eight years now. He's just biding his time until they get really reckless. 😅
I just cant with y'all 😂
How do you walk by in a menacing manner? Can you post a pic for us?
They wear big boots and long leather jackets in summer, with suspiciously shotgun shaped bulges
Don’t forget the shades
How could I have forgotten the shades
Looking for SARAH CONNOR...
And for 8 years at that... Long walk
Walked by all existingly!
He's just standing there...
MENACINGLY!!!!!
Needs a boop on the Schauze.
Bro was born with resting "get off my lawn, you stupid kids!!!!" face
Aww. Schnauzers just be like that sometimes
I had a mini schnauzer who attacked an 8 foot gator just because it was in her way. Poor gator was just my their own business only for 12 pounds of bearded fury to jump through the bushes and chase it off. These dogs have no clue how small they are.
"I wish a motherfucker would" -that dog, probably
"The fuck off my lawn fat boy."
Jesus Christ you must walk slow.
And threateningly? I'd stare at 'em too!
thanks for the morning laugh - good one!
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll move along…
Poor buddy wondering if today will finally be the day you stop to give him pets not realizing he looks like this
Our schnauzer only liked being petted by us, never strangers. Our golden retriever on the other hand is a complete slapper and will solicit pats from anyone.
doesn’t seem so threatening with those fuzzy pantaloons
It is the haircut that makes them look menacing
“If this invisible fence weren’t here, I’d slobber all over you.”
Why he oughtta
I used to take my neighbors Schnauzer for walks. The older woman (who didn’t have children) would dress the dog up in super cute clothes. On rainy days he wore a yellow rain hat and raincoat. The townspeople would ask, “Why do you dress your dog?” I would laugh and say, “He’s my neighbors dog and I think he looks cute!” Thank you for this fun memory. I enjoyed walking my neighbors pooch. He was a good boy. And the apple of his “mother’s eye”, and he looked exactly like her husband! 😂
He's just schnauzering.
My lawn… get down if you don’t wanna die!
That schnauz means business. It’s best not to test it.
go talk to him, he looks like a dwarf smith looking to peddle his wares to adventurers
one day you will walk by and nothing will be there. Cherish this menacing schnauzer.
That's not a menacing dog. That's menacing fur.
He just wants to come along
Lol I LOVE HIM!
To be fair, you're staring too. How dare. How double dog dare
No lollygagging!
Bro looks like a smoker
Or a really bad coffee drinker..
You haven't pet him in 8 years, what do you expect
He's just a good cranky boy!
Followed by a firm “Rugaboo” instead of bark.
Just got to see if his little nub on his ass is wiggling. Schnauzer is the best dog I've ever owned
"don't you even try it, buster"
Stop walking by in a menacing way.
Resting b!tch face.. don't hate!!
Stay off my lawn!"
Is that guy from system of a down?
“Stay off my yard, you rotten kids!”
He looks like a "Nigel"
Hey you kids stay off my lawn!
"day 1825. i wish this motherfucker would." -The dog.
Hell of a long time to stand there
Why were you walking by in a menacing way?
Mad schnauzer
imagine if thats a display
He looks pissed
And stay out of the Woolsworth!
Maybe try not walking by menacingly?
Funny thing is OP....he's been thinking the same damn thing about yall 🤨
"Bunny! Ball ball!"
That dog is calmer than you are...
He is literally screaming STAY OFF MY LAWN! lol
Isn't. That. A. Lama?
I mean... It could quite literally be resting bitch face...
Yeah Schnauzers always look pissed.
That is a slow walk around the block.
I love him lmao, 10/10 would walk by every day and mug him back 🤣❤️
I could see that fear in ya, you couldn’t even take a sharp picture of it cuz u were probably running away
We had the medium Schnauzer. Everyone was afraid of it because of how deep and dark his barks were. The dog itself ain't exactly huge, but his voice is definitely 2x it's size.
Yea why are you walking by menacingly though?
He's not menacing he's just silently judging you
If you walk by in a menacing way then of course this brave little puppy will challenge you!
Why does it sound Scottish?
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY
I think time for you to show love for menacing dog. He probably good boy it good girl. I find very hard believe for 8 years you see dog. If for real year? You terrible.
That’s just a schnauzer face haha they always look so mildly irritated confused.
My mates one is such a grandad
"you kids get off my lawn!"
Not aggressive
I think that's their normal face ;))
HEY MA!! There's some kind of weird dog out here!
schnauzers are so good i love them, had one for 6 years now, my uncles have two. but fuck me my one is loud when he barks at seemingly nothing but the wind
He just did an ocular pat down, assessed the situation, deemed you not a threat and left you on your way
How long have you been walking by?
misunderstood
Looks like he wants to say "get the hell away from my lawn!"
I love Schnauzers
STAY OFF MY LAWN
“Get off my lawn, you damn kids!”
This dog is on its fourth wife and second mortgage
Its just a Schnauzer and his hammer pants.
Impossible to know without a very good grooming.
Everyone has their purpose in life…
He don’t bite. He judges
Schnauzers are very intense.
:(
He does'nt trust you yet...
Dog looks like it's also done 8 years of leg day
He's just like that don't judge him😔😔
Well you better pet him while you can. It's senior dog at that age. If not, at least find comfort that he won't be staring menacingly at you for much longer.
I tried to swipe hoping there was a progression roll of the resting schnauzer bitch face.
Pics or didn’t happen
He's just standing there. Menacingly
I can hear his feet skipping through the grass through this pick
Schnauzers are so wholesome!
nah he's a big schweetie
"Hi puppy!!"
It's a schnauzer. If he's staring it's because he wants hugs and kisses.
Pupper has a case of RBF 😂
Just curious. Has he 1) always had that awful haircut? 2) is he in a lead?3 you ever talked to him?
Someone posted a mixed schnauzer in the woods, with an overbite, and in bad need of a haircut, doing exactly this. They thought it was some kind of monster..lol
Hahaha, schnauzers always look like grumpy old men to me.
That’s just a typical schnauzzie face haha
he’s the only neighborhood watch member, cut him some slack, jack.
Dogs do this to let you know they see you and since they aren’t barking it’s more of a “don’t try anything” face.
Just offer a treat
He actually really wants to talk to you guys, but was homeschooled and doesn’t know how.
So in 8 years you didn’t bother to make friends? I’d have done that in the first 8 seconds.
We tried. He gets very agressive
Maybe resting bitch face, is it a girl?
He just wants you to get away from his lawn.
Looks like a bobtail who just got his top shaved off
Stay, the fuck off my lawn...
lol I love these dogs for their crabby old man faces
IKR the stupid dog next door barks at me when I leave when I come home when I go outside What's up with that we've been neighbors for like 8 years
He just look mad. I bet he is sweet as can be.
Am I the only one who saw a small face on the dogs face (nose looked like the nose and mouth), then saw his whole face?
He’s old and hates the young folk, let him be.
Cute mf tho
Schnauzer’s do the best impression of an 80yo who wants the kids to get off the damn lawn
“GET OFF MY LAWN!! Damn kids…”
He’s planning something big
She’s begging for a new hair style!
Perfect use case for the translator collar from Up.
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day
Bring some bacon 🥓 on your next walk and make friends!
Pft. I'd be looking at You weird, too if it took You eight years to walk by my house.
How judgmental
Might want to walk a little faster, 8 years seems a little long for that short distance!
Bloody hell! He looks very, VERY pissed about something. That look says 'I fucking dare you! What...you got some for me? after pussing out for 8 years?!...no? No....".
Once you've gone past, he probably thinks "yeah, I still got it...grrr" then goes back to licking his balls.
Resting bitch face, literally
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That's just resting Schnauzer face.