As a penis bearing human I masturbate with more than just the fingers. As someone who knows masterbation females, they hardly ever use their whole hand to masturbate.
I'm sorry, I find most women use both hands to masturbate. Whether it's gripping a couple of objects or shifting their weight while on their hands and knees... The only time they use just their fingers is when they get stuck without their tool set.
That does not answer my question as to why differentiate and pointlessly gender it, lol. They both use hands, you don't have to explain how different genders masturbate, I just think that it's dumb
I don’t know.. 🤷🏻♂️. To seem more pointed and specific in the insult? Do you have a problem with it being gendered for some sort of linguistic reason, or ?
Not linguistic reason, it just seems dumb when someone posts a joke that is completely valid, and someone else replies something along the lines of "MORE LIKE..." while they add absolutely nothing to the joke, except for pointlessly gendering it.
Don't really care in the end, but it is just as dumb as "shower gel for men" and "shower gel for women". There is no reason to differentiate it, it doesn't make the joke funnier or different in anyway whatsoever
I know the majority of men don't always like to smell like lavender and the majority of women don't like to smell like Irish spring. I also know that you're nitpicking based on an agenda. No one here likes it. It doesn't help anybody to not remind them of gender either. Maybe you're bitter about it for whatever reason but that doesn't mean you should project. You aren't advocating by judging the masterbation joke. This is one of those hot opinions that you should keep to yourself.
Ok... Put "lavender" and "Irish spring" then, not "men" and "women", but hey, I guess that you're too insecure to use anything else than a shampoo with your gender written on it, rather than the actual smell, smells are not gendered, get over it. I'm not projecting or whatever, but a joke was made. A joke that can apply to both men and women without any trouble. That joke was taken, split between men and women and was made infinitely more unfunny. I'm not judging masturbating joke, the joke was funny. What was not funny, and added literally nothing to the joke is the reply. You know what the reply did? Took away from the original joke, as the person saying it was implying that the joke is not funny and needs improving.
I'm happy with my lavender soap, and the fact that I know you're projecting the fact that you're insecure that you didn't always get to use "just your fingers" to masturbate.
"You're right. I should spend more time being personable instead of running to reddit to outsource a comeback to a 3rd grade insult because I'm far to slow to think of anything in the moment... Gotcha! Boom! Roasted!"
"You are insignificant. If you died right now, no one's life would be changed all that much."
*This is true of many--if not most--people, but it is terrifying to have it spelled out directly to your face. This thought, more likely than not, will cause whoever you say it to a great deal of anxiety and existential dread.
“Everyone knows they’re just pretending” followed by “they mentioned it at [insert event you know they were at] behind your back” if applicable to add to the paranoia
What did you say to this person for them to react this way.? Because this sounds like they had to come up with a comeback for something mean you said first.
Honestly, someone said that to me, I’d drop it. Whoever said that is a person that’s taken damage, either from you or from someone else. Call it a win and let it go.
That’s it? That’s what defines you? If you are so immature and shallow that you would even say that then Technically you have acquaintances. You can’t actually be anyone’s friend.
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Bitch I got yo mf ugly ass hoe mama digging matching graves for yo papa and her n her mummified ass peice a shit ass in my back yard bitch. Foh before I make yo fat ass ugly mama n papa do some jumping Jack's cuz I said so hoe.
Yeah how much does that cost you