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AND A GOOD DEBATE TO YOU TOO SIR!!
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Pilar?
Sweety, da man is here!
Thees man is dee chief executive
The old man told me to take every drug in the house.
Obviously you're not a golfer...
You know, uh, handicapped kind of guy?
Could HE carry his own golf bag 18 holes?!
He struggles with stairs. I would say no.
Well they finally did it. They killed my country.
Vee vant zat money, Lebowski!
We believe in nothing.
That must be exhausting.
My buddies didn't die face down in the muck for this
You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.
Well they did it. They finally beat medicare.
Are you employed, sir?
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my job. Some Guatemalan took it from me in America. But I went out and achieved anyway!
If you will it, it is no dream.
8 year olds dude
83 year olds, dude
Dude’s country got a little dinged up
A vagrant used it as a toilet
The country was discovered last night at the White House, lodged against an abutment.
At least he's housebroken.
I know! The other guy shit himself!
No, really. He's a pants shitter, with a record.
This guy's a pants shitter. I've never been more certain of anything in my life
Help me get him back in his golf cart.
He’s a human paraquat! He figured, oh, here's a bunch of losers who he will just give a ringer to and will keep the money for himself.
50+ years in politics, not exactly a lightweight.
And yet his son is a fuckin dunce.
I’m sold. I won’t vote for his son.
You have no frame of reference here, Donnie. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
- Law Degree
- Makes actual bank
- smokes crack and doesnt die
- fucks mad bitches who don't hate it
- Doesn't shit himself
just admit you're just mad about all the ways he's cooler than Trump
Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong?
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
…bulk of the republic.
And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
Bulk of the series.
Biden is old and his son is a dunce….as opposed to Trump….
That’s why they sent me, I am an expert.
He fixes the country?
Don't be fatuous, SquatCobbler.
Obviously not.
This is Kamala... she just came to back him up in case he croaks. (the story's ludicrous)
So good.
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening
Calmer than you are…
Wavin' the fucking DEBATE microphones around?!
I got buddies who died face down in the muck
....so that CNN could cut microphones during a debate.
Well he is a fucking child
racially, he's pretty cool
They’re not literally his citizens.
Honey, sweetie, the debate hosts are here.
We didn't want to give the impression that we were moderators exactly
But the result of the debate is up to the candidates... Isn't that right, candidates?
Made me lol
His life is in your hands dude.
Shut the fuck up Donny.
You've have to shout it...Donny's waiting in the car.
Does he still, does he still.. govern?
Oh no, he has health problems
And a good DNC convention to you, Sir!
Fragile. He’s very fragile.
Dude, I am dying at all of these! Honestly the main reason I even come on Reddit is because of you Dudes.
The fuck are you talkin about??
Well, the sub abides.
I take comfort in that
I haven’t stopped laughing since I opened this thread 😂
You see what happens, Larry?? This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck the American working class in the ass!
Ok. So we take the money you have on you and we call it even.
LARRY! DA MAN IS HERE
Oh we didn't mean to give the impression we were debate moderators, actually. But that's up to lil Larry.
Those are some good burgers Donald.
I've seen a few spinal jobs in my life, and this guy is NOT faking it.
Between the stammering old man and the fuckin’ fascist, I’ll take the stammering old man.
Were you one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement? The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft.
Yes, but not the compromised second draft.
Fuckin’ A
or we'll end up in a situation with that rugpisser in Florida
You think the carpet pissers did this?
He's fragile. Very fragile.
You mean…beyond pacifism?
He's a Nazi, Dude?
No Donny, that man’s a coward. He’s nothing to worry about.
well… yeah.
Can you explain in detail why he's a fascist? I see these claims but I never seen anyone actually explain why..I suspect it's more of a I'm a blue voter so fuck the other side kind of thing.
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
I mean I know you’re just trolling here but I’ll give you a real answer just in case.
Maybe it’s because of that one time. On January 6th. Maybe you remember. When he incited a violent mob to attack the Capitol and attempt to murder the Vice President so they could stop the peaceful transfer of power after a free and fair election. Oh, and then he sat and watched it all on Fox News without ever trying to stop the mob with his Presidential authority. Anyone who remembers it differently is pro Fascism. Which a lot of Americans are now and have been historically. History lesson over.
No no no, that was all just a big misunderstanding. They were all peaceful tourists. That’s why they smashed a bunch of windows and smeared their shit all over the walls. That’s why all the republican senators ran and cowered in fear of them. Peaceful tourists.
True, True. And “hang Mike Pence” is just something all tourists do for fun.
Demonizes and dehumanizes opponents and "outsiders"
Attacks and attempts to control independent institutions (judiciary, Federal reserve, FBI)
Demands absolute loyalty
Advocates using the military against protesters
Portrays himself as savior "only I can fix this"
No I can’t explain in detail an entire 4 year presidential term and why it equates to fascism in a Reddit reply lol. And there’s plenty of former Republicans and independents will tell you the same. But if you really think something like January 6th was in any way normal, I don’t really know what to tell you. But for reference, I don’t think any republican president before him was an out and out fascist, so no, doesn’t really have anything to do with “voting blue”
Thank you, sir. Great job in a thread explaining how Trump is prototypical fascist -great video from Robert Riech https://youtu.be/9XTJNy_OrjE?si=MSu_AAjIKLtcduDM
Trump offered the national guard and pelosi turned them down. If he really did what you think he did why would he offer the national guard? Pelosi openly admitted it was her fault there was little security.
Yeah none of that’s true. But I guess offering the national guard to combat his unhinged supporters who he worked up into a frothing rage with months and months of lies about a stolen election would have been a stand-up move. Anyway, “I just want to find 11,780 votes” amiright?
Feelings!
He's a real reactionary.
Fucking facist
Nihilist.
Is this uh.. what day is this?
Move upvote please
This is what happens, Larry.
Ain’t exactly a lightweight
Strong men also cry
The story is ludicrous
Does he still politate?
You’re out of your element, Biden. You’re like a confused old man who wanders into the middle of a debate and wants to know….
…The fuck are you talkin about??
I am the walrus.
The walrus IS NOT the ISSUE here!
We’re talking about unchecked dementia here, dude.
Also, dude, senile is not the preferred nomenclature. Cognitively-challenged, please.
THEYRE GONNA KILL THAT POOR COUNTRY
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost.
Seriously the two party system is broken. Our country is broken and we need to fix it.
We won't fix it cause you got people on both sides that will vote red or blue no matter what. You can't have a third option like that. Both sides will find excuses to vote for their shitty candidate.
Calmer than you are
Both of those old fucks got health problems
Good night, sweet prince.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
Shut the fuck up, er….you know….the thing…..ended Medicare (powers down until the next question)
The dude abidens.
This guy fucking shuffles. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
…for the bulk of his term
...people still wanted FDR in spades even thought they KNEW he was gonna die...
It's almost like redcoats know ZERO history...
What in gods holy name are you blathering about?
BY the In-N-Out Burger.
Those are good burgers
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!
This is when he was president of the country. Yes, yes.
Nothing is fucked here, dude.
Do you speak English? Parla Usted Ingles?
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
HIS FRAGILE, VERY FRAGILE.
But really who is running this country you gotta wonder
The queen, in her damned undies.
not the nihilists, dude
This poor country kidnapped itself, man.
That had Not occurred to some voters, Dude.
Trump has health problems that require him to wear diapers as he constantly shits himself
Those aren't tighty whiteys in that ringer!!
That's right, Dude-- The Browns. The ringer can not appear empty.
You think he's rolling out of here naked?
Not the whites
His fucking whites!
You're killing your country, Larry!
Most of us do. Yawn 🥱
Trump has mental problems
For a few bucks he will cut off your cjohnson
He wrote the bulk of the series, Dude, not exactly a lightweight.
You should see the other guy, has criminal and being a traitor problem…
They’re GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN!
All he wanted was a billion bucks because it tied the room together.
Still the better option. Hell a toad would be a better option.
I was thinking maybe a golden retriever. Named Mr. Muggles.
Just because he’s asleep doesn’t make him a sap!
He's faking dude, this guy can walk
Obviously.. you’re not a golfer..
Get off my lawn!
Sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Biden here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And even if he's a sleepy man - and Biden is most certainly that. Quite possibly the sleepiest in America, which would place him high in the runnin' for sleepiest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
It’s just a cold dude. Maybe a stutter dude. It’s, it’s, okay dude, the preferred medical nomenclature is moderate to severe dementia.
Bulk of the series.
Sure. He's got arthritis. On the other hand, anybody not supporting him is completely fucked in the head.
THEY’RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN
As well as the man who shithimself, why murrica cant have normal presidents?
He just needed some fucking DayQuil.
Trump rapes kids
Dude barely blinked the whole time. See people other than dems seen this kind of behaviour from him in his press conferences but the dem talking heads denied he had any problems.
Well it was all on display during the debate.
You can hate Trump and what he stands for and that's fine but there is no denying that Trump actually looked alive during the debate. Biden looked like he was moments away from passing away.
Yeah but he’s a pervert dude
Yer being very UnDude.
stop with the political crap
Fucking fascist
Be careful. Speaking ill of a democrat on Reddit no matter how true it might be is never tolerated well. But it’s evident he isn’t running anything much less this country.
Trump 2024. 🇺🇸
He’s a pederast, dude
Biden? I know. Sniffing eight year olds dude. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸
No, fucking Trump, convicted felon and adjudicated rapist. With Epstein, he is a fucking nihilist. Try to keep up Donny.
Biden 2024 🇺🇸
Have you watched the debate? Joe is a walking corpse. Dementia Joe must go! Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Have you watched the lying machine? Dementia Donald who is incoherent, cannot answer a question, a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who gives away top level security information to our enemies and doesn’t give one shit about his supporters. How can you favor that vomit?
Biden 2024 🇺🇸
Trump for prison 2024 🇷🇺
Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
You are in a cult supporting a criminal. Everyone who supports him loses. Her bankrupts every business he started. He is a loser. Leave him before the country loses everything.
Cool story bro. 😂 He’s a good man and thorough. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Shut the fuck up, Donny, you miserable piece of shit.
I told those fucks down at the league office I don’t debate fascists!
You mean beyond p3dophilia?
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.