Do they look like a bitch? (While pointing at the principal)
Remember it’s not across the river. It’s up the stream.
By loudly singing hymns & gospel songs for hours on end of course. 🙂
The princes tale.
Code pink, followed by code blue.
Myself. (Yes I do mean myself, Maleficent Wolf)
A Song of Fire & Ice must be completed! Bring me George RR Martin!
You are now sentenced to have: insomnia, incontinence, & full paralysis. Please enter the medical bay. For your punishment.
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So… How’s Boeing’s quality control been?
Wasn’t consciously thinking of Dexter when I wrote that (as I’ve never watched the show), but yes.
That concludes our 9/11 anniversary special. Speaking of jets. The New York Jets have lost to the New England Patriots 9 to 11.
I’m into real life crime dramas, knife collecting, and long hikes into the wilderness. The more desolate the better.
I’m legally obligated to ask this question: how close are you to any schools or day care centers?
Rape Me: Nirvana Closer: Nine in Nails
While you’re working at a day care…
My uncle yelled America F**k yeah! While touring North Korea. I haven’t seen him since. I wonder why…?
Hunny. I’m sorry you caught me cheating on you. With your sister. Do you need a hug?
Stacy, your mom has got it going on.
Your grandmother is better!
Search cream pies, I get porn!
I’m going to tell you the story of my first colonoscopy.
I’m warning you! My sword hunger for the gift of life! You mean blood…? No. I mean other bodily fluids… 😉
Other things for an enchanted sword to hunger for other than blood.
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