Bad people to quote in a graduation speech
trans the children. It's not much different from what we did.
"As the great Roger Stone once said.... COCAINE!"
—Charlie Sheen
- Eric Clapton
At this time I am reminded on Alex Jones.
'You need to buy some of my vitamins so we can keep this gray train rolling."
They put chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay!!!
The great Alex Jones to you
George Wallace, " Segregation now, segregation tommorrow, segregation forever."
I will leave you with the words of the great political leader and explorer, Ghengis Khan, "The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”
As Conan once said, what's best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
Conan O'Brien said that?? /s
It was in O'Brien's gladiator days lol
Do you like gladiator films?
Have you seen a grown man man naked?
Have I seen grown men naked? I'm a member in good standing of male only naked Turkish oil wrestling. Now you tell me.
It was Conan the Librarian
In the words of Joseph Stalin, I trust no one, not even myself.
"In the words of the late great Josef Stalin, 'quanity has a quality all its own'."
voice from the crowd "He never actually said that!"
"And the great Bill Cosby once said when he made a drink..."
As the late great Hannibal Lecter, he was great, remember him, he said he was having a friend for dinner, great guy.
"To quote the late great, Harvey Weinstein....." " He's not dead yet," ".... it would be great if he was"
I did not have sex with that woman!
It depends on what your definition of the word “is” is.
What did you expect, we make jokes about how sleepy lawyers are, and he's a lawyer.
Plus, law had a whole different set of meanings for words. Turns out sex is genital to genital contact, so a BJ isn't sex, but I digress
As the great Kanye West once said, “I see stuff from the future, and I’m such a futurist that I have to slow down and talk in the present.”
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
-Frank Zappa
And if I could just quote the great Harrison Butker...
"I always do a daily affirmation from the quotes of the great Charles Manson who said..."
As our esteemed 45th president said…
Grab ‘em in…
As the great Adolf Hitler once said: Arbeit Macht Frei
As the great actor Samuel L. Jackson said in Pulp Fiction...
Dude that be the perfect person to quote
Do they look like a bitch? (While pointing at the principal)
"I don't remember asking you a G*****n thing!"
Do they have Quarter Pounds with Cheese in France?
"I would like to share with my class the words of Marjorie Taylor Greene..."
As Pol Pot once said…..
Felicity Huffman or Lori Loughlin
“I am so proud of all you first generation graduates! As the great Oliver Wendall Holmes Jr. said “3 generations of imbeciles are enough””
Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
I’m reminded of the great words of wisdom stated by 2 Live Crew…
I quoted Joe Dirt and Rodney Dangerfield in mine
“In the words of P Diddy…”
And finally, I want to quote a passage from my favorite book, Mein Kampf......
And, so, I am reminded heavily of the words of that little b*tch who sucker punched me at the bar last week.
Damn all these are good answers but this one actually made me lol good job
And as Hitler said this is the…..
"And the great Adolf Hitler once said, 'The time has come for the final solution!'"
I graduated art school! But personally I hate jews.
Hitler
"our nation can be summed up in one word.. whoseamspcugmdhfjgf... Anyway"
Timothy McVeigh
I'd like to quote Alex Jones, who said that they're putting chemicals in the water that turn frogs gay...
Adolph Hitler…..
And the great late Hannibal Lector, who had me over to dinner, once said it’s all about the process.
To quote Jeffrey Epstein, …
"As the great Michael Scott said when quoting Wayne Gretzky..."
Michael Jackson (regardless of whether he did it or not)
As Liu Bei, founding emperor of Shu Han, once said: [starts speaking 3rd century Mandarin]
Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Benito Mousilini.
In the words of the greatest President ever, Donald Trump....
"As we follow in the footsteps of the great Adolf Hitler..."
So as you go forth into the world, carry with you the immortal words of Pooty Tang, "Sadatay!"
Harrison Butker
“I can only recite the words of the eternally wise philip mainlander”
There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you.
— George W. Bush
Hamas..... uh oh genocidal Ivy Leaguers.
A great man once said grab her by the p*$sy!
Hitler, Stalin, Zedong, Maragret Sanger....
“….and I’ve lost my train of thought. It’s like Bundy said: sometimes you forget where you put the wrench!”
"And I believe it was the great scientist Dr. Josef Mengele who said..."