Hehehe… I can make the dumb dumb chase me all over… yes it costs me a spanking and time away from the action, but she’s such a scaredy cat that she will let me out and love on me soon anyway…

Thanks!

I am at a great job now and may be moving up a bit.

Definitely the Chevron. Very classic.

The Marguerite stitch looks nice, but a little too complicated to work up quickly and the wave pattern is a little feminine.

Five Guys: Eat here if you have a peanut allergy and a death wish

My grandma walked in on me watching the game and I was like what is this game about?

Thanks. I partially blamed myself because I engaged in the adult conversation. I don’t anymore, but it has left an impression of what is and isn’t appropriate in my brain.

I took a part-time job at A’s at 19. I got along well with one of my supervisors and we started, what I thought was, bantering if an adult nature. He took it very seriously and threatened to keep me after my next shift and perform oral on me. I noped out the day of that shift, scared I was going to be rd… I don’t remember if I told my big manager why I was quitting.

Interviewer 1: What would your ideal compensation rate be to come on as our new CIO? Interviewee:Well that’s a great question… Interviewer 2: Let me tell you what my compensation package looked like out of the gate… It was a glorious thing…. Interviewer 1: NOT NOW Chung!

Hmmm….this portable charge bank looks good. They hardly use it…Wait, why do I feel suddenly so draaaaiiiiinnnnneeedddd?… Oh great.. it’ll be a month before they remember to charge me…

You live in the “Office Space “ universe and work at the company with no way to leave and Lundburg as your boss

Thou shalt not leave a mess in public toilets…

Dr. Jensen, why are you a drill sergeant and why am I dreaming about you 23 years after you were my teacher?

Man doesn’t keep self in his pants. Invents divorce and chops off ladies heads

Furries deserve to be in the top tier of the league and the best player in the league is the one who can play the best of the best